Being blonde is literally the worst you can have as a man

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Women like darker hair, blonde makes you look more boyish and doesn't signal maturity.

Even the girls I talk to irl and the girls I see prefer dark hair on guys. It's so insane, was in a group chat and the girls were saying how they fall for brown hair.

The only reason I didn't dye my hair darker yet is because I'm a huge pussy and I'm afraid of people and classmates I know irl commenting on it.

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Blonde is useless if you are under 5'11.
If you are 5'10 or below and blonde, you better have a PSL 5.5 face
 
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Blondes are literally hitlers's wet dream and the top of the nordic race
 
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ginger is way worse
 
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depends on location.

it's a benefit in places where there are no blonds.
 
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Not the worst

You could have a low fwhr
 
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Over for him
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What I'm saying is true
Not really nigga.
I live in the middle east and being blonde or light skin is a huge social status boost
If you are not a Chaddam here you can't compete with the average blonde dude
 
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Not really nigga.
I live in the middle east and being blonde or light skin is a huge social status boost
If you are not a Chaddam here you can't compete with the average blonde dude
Bcs it is rare there and a form of social status, it halos someone

In Europian countries were being blonde is common it is a negative as darker hair is sexually more attractive
 
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Ye

That's just something middle Eastern then. Here it's unideal
my man listen no, It's worldwide!

Look at anime the good guy is most of the times blonde even dragon ball Z when the character gets giga strong he turns into a blonde aryan with blue eyes JFL and the makers of it are Japanese for fuck sake
 
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For average men it can be a failo.
But there is bunch of PSL7-8 guys who have blonde hair:
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This rule pretty much only applies to Nordic and germanic populations.

If @Gudru was teleported to Los Angeles or Miami, latinas and most white girls (most American white girls aren’t blonde, more likely to be brunettes) would be all over him.
^^As far as hair goes.
 
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This rule pretty much only applies to Nordic and germanic populations.

If @Gudru was teleported to Los Angeles or Miami, latinas and most white girls (most American white girls aren’t blonde, more likely to be brunettes) would be all over him.
^^As far as hair goes.
Lol really? I'm pretty sure I heard girls in the US like brown hair more too
 
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This rule pretty much only applies to Nordic and germanic populations.

If @Gudru was teleported to Los Angeles or Miami, latinas and most white girls (most American white girls aren’t blonde, more likely to be brunettes) would be all over him.
^^As far as hair goes.
Ya that make sense.
@Gudru go to Brazil and run JBW you would get latinas sitting on your face 24/7 :love:
 
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Ya that make sense.
@Gudru go to Brazil and run JBW you would get latinas sitting on your face 24/7 :love:
I'll be traveling in South America in the future
 
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Lol really? I'm pretty sure I heard girls in the US like brown hair more too
Maybe if the girl is blonde and her entire family is blonde as well. Just stats wise though the overwhelming majority of girls in America are non-blondes. And due to much more diversity here, a blonde Nordic or germanic male with light eyes has a bit of a coloring halo.
 
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This rule pretty much only applies to Nordic and germanic populations.

If @Gudru was teleported to Los Angeles or Miami, latinas and most white girls (most American white girls aren’t blonde, more likely to be brunettes) would be all over him.
^^As far as hair goes.
which is a large part of the european populace.

can imagine it would be the same in some slavic nations too? not SE european slavs but northern slavs
 
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which is a large part of the european populace.

can imagine it would be the same in some slavic nations too? not SE european slavs but northern slavs
A large part of the European populace of germanic and nordics, maybe in some Slav areas too but I’m not too familiar with them.

In America, @Gudru’s hair is a boost. As well as in the mediterranean and many parts of Europe with more dark hair.
 
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I wad extremly blonde when I was a kid and it haloed me a lot, everyone talked how cute I was. Now I am DiCaprio tier blonde and I doubt it is a failio.

The other day I was in the subway and two young girls were next to me and one of them said to the other "you know I see a blonde with blue eyes and I go crazy"
 
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I wad extremly blonde when I was a kid and it haloed me a lot, everyone talked how cute I was. Now I am DiCaprio tier blonde and I doubt it is a failio.

The other day I was in the subway and two young girls were next to me and one of them said to the other "you know I see a blonde with blue eyes and I go crazy"
Where do you live?
 
I wad extremly blonde when I was a kid and it haloed me a lot, everyone talked how cute I was. Now I am DiCaprio tier blonde and I doubt it is a failio.

The other day I was in the subway and two young girls were next to me and one of them said to the other "you know I see a blonde with blue eyes and I go crazy"
i went from sandy blonde to dp lol
 
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In Spain it's different. I'd love to go to Barca some day
But Kevin DeBruynes type of blondes still look bad here haha and there are blonde people to, but is dark blonde or light brown (most people). It doesn't look bad as yellowish blonde.
 
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Imo.

It's a minor factor.

The only mayor problem, can be this: lack of color contrast (aka: white hair, white skin, white eyebrows, white teeth). Then the whole face becomes like a blank white space.
 
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It depends. Those who have naturally tan skin can carry the blonde hair. Think of surfer stereotype.

Brows have to be dark always tho
 
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Cope. All the best looking men are blonde:

Leonardo Dicaprio, Brad Pitt, River Phoenix, Jordan Barrett, Thom Strijd, Niels Visser, Justin Bieber, Ryan Gosling, Hemsworth, etc...
 
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Hair color isn’t as important as skin tone or bone structure
 
Amazing how fast retards here choose to cherrypick when confronted with something uncomfortable
 
Cope. All the best looking men are blonde:

Leonardo Dicaprio, Brad Pitt, River Phoenix, Jordan Barrett, Thom Strijd, Niels Visser, Justin Bieber, Ryan Gosling, Hemsworth, etc...
Forgot the most important one of all
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This rule pretty much only applies to Nordic and germanic populations.

If @Gudru was teleported to Los Angeles or Miami, latinas and most white girls (most American white girls aren’t blonde, more likely to be brunettes) would be all over him.
^^As far as hair goes.
Lifefuel for gudrucels
 
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Blond hair on men doesn't look good but it's not that bad either, the worst hair colour you can have is red.
 
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Literally doesn't matter. Guys with blonde hair seem to be balding more often and just have shittier hair like me. Thick lucious blonde hair is just as godtier as dark hair.
 
You're right @Gudru
 
massive cope, if my hair was a tad lighter I would be so happy but not gonna dye it or anything, that's for faggots
 

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