Birdcell Facial Analysis and why he's destined for a life of invoulantry celibacy
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Responses like this, make me not want to make them. What's the point if the people consuming it have such low IQ ya know? Birdcell cannot be above 5 in the modern world. SImple.bruh i don’t give a flying fuck
Stick to making good nigger threads like the one abt different skulls
Clearly you’re delusional if you think the curry pheno can score even a landwhale in 2022
You’re coping too hard nigga
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curries can mog there a plenty of curry moggers.. but not this guy.based user
imagine thinking that dirty currycel @MakinItHappenReturn mogs @Birdcell
JUST LOL
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ngl I had to take hella laughing breaks while typing this.
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I'm typin up another High IQ thread rn don't worry
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I thought I was tired, but not really.
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I thought I was tired, but not really.
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bruh i don’t give a flying fuck
Stick to making good nigger threads like the one abt different skulls
Clearly you’re delusional if you think the curry pheno can score even a landwhale in 2022
You’re coping too hard nigga
Waits for his next cope invention:
Playing prank on girl I'm currently dating and she fell for it hook line & sinker lmao
I left it 10 minutes before telling her it was a prank. Spent at least the best part of 2 hours thereafter convincing her it was indeed a joke that I had to "agree" wasn't funny before sending her a screenshot of my WhatsApp contact list. She is gonna check my phone next time we go out LOL 😂
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And do you seriously believe you look good?
After seeing this I am completely convinced you are below a 4.5/10 irl. I would say a solid 4/10
But there is still no telling.
What's more is you diss my pheno yet yours is scary. Good gym gains btw lol. You not only look like a tart, you train like one.
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You're upset I never showed you love after exposing you for informing me via pm that you were actually a 34 year old virgin from Portugal
I have the private message as proof.
Look at yourself. JUST LOOK AT YOURSELF. You're 34 and have that infantile avatar. Grow the man up.
High estrogen men are emotionally very highly strung, so ever since I dissed you for your shit you've been negging me
You were complimenting and rimming my Indian anal passage before. Funny how it swung after I got based with you, isn't it?
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lol i made alot of threads that im 34yo virgin keep coping. u r just bored and trying to start beefs to have something to do
maybe use your time to career max instead rotting here
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yeah just cherrypick a pic I took as a joke for one of my threads which btwWaits for his next cope invention:
Playing prank on girl I'm currently dating and she fell for it hook line & sinker lmao
I left it 10 minutes before telling her it was a prank. Spent at least the best part of 2 hours thereafter convincing her it was indeed a joke that I had to "agree" wasn't funny before sending her a screenshot of my WhatsApp contact list. She is gonna check my phone next time we go out LOL 😂
And do you seriously believe you look good?
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After seeing this I am completely convinced you are below a 4.5/10 irl. I would say a solid 4/10
But there is still no telling.
What's more is you diss my pheno yet yours is scary. Good gym gains btw lol. You not only look like a tart, you train like one.
I still mog you to suicide in it
Nigga I legit have a terrible overbite which if I fixed would be easy chadlite and I still mog you jfl
It’s way over for you and also I don’t gymcel
I’m just naturally lean with muscle unlike your fatass
I abuse weed, nic, other stims and don’t sleep and I still fuck white jbs while you rot
Is that not enough proof?
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lol i made alot of threads that im 34yo virgin keep coping. u r just bored and trying to start beefs to have something to do
High estrogen men are emotionally very highly strung, so ever since I dissed you for your shit you've been negging me
You were complimenting and rimming my Indian anal passage before. Funny how it swung after I got based with you, isn't it?Bored? That's projection. I'm texting from my mobile while I'm at work and laughing.
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What the fuck is this autism
Birdcel mogs hard and has a much better base
Birdcel mogs hard and has a much better base
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proof?
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Crazy.
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Because he's trolling, that's why lol. You stop finding it crazy once you acknowledge that much
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Ohhhh. Don't know anyone here so I have no clue who just trolls or not.Because he's trolling, that's why lol. You stop finding it crazy once you acknowledge that much
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This is the last straw. One of you niggas need to pm the way yall fucking talk.
"JFL"
"Caging"
"bhai"
"Just add cel and maxx to the end of everything"
and then this....fucking "whoru".
The fuck do I say to that.
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There is some obvious bias
Midface ratio: 1.06 Better than Ravi's 0.96
ESR: 43%(DAMN NIGGA) .91 eyes apart.
ESR: 45% (This is technically fine, but then) .82 Eyes apart, this is what makes them close set
Birdcel has better IPD in absolute measurements which makes it look more harmonious and less close set, since the intercanthal distance is proportionate, the ratio is just being offset by his high bizygomatic width but not by a low ipd which is more forgiving. Makinithappen on the other hand has an objectively low IPD which is disharmonious and ruins other ratios
Canthal Tilt: Negative one eye Neutral in the other(CAN'T EVEN HAVE SYMMETRICAL EYES)
Canthus Definition: 404
How? His lateral canthus is not below his medial in these pictures
Eye Hooding: Too Much, can't see his lashes + his hooding is negative AND assymetrical.
Hooding isn't a bad trait, + it's not negative(neutral or slightly positive) and barely asymmetrical
Mouth Area:
Lips: 404 once again, showing his heritage
Philtrum: Cart Titan LMAOOOO
Mouth Width: Made for sucking dick and bananas
Cupids Bow: 404
Lip Shape: 404
Lip Coloring: Same color as the rosacea on his nose
He has a typical mouth area for someone of Caucasian descent, no major failos, sure it could be better but it's not a failo
Soft featurewise birdcel also mogs, ask any objective rater or make a poll the outcome will be the same
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Dnr+ birdcel mogs the shit out of you. If the two of you standed next together in a pic he would make you look like a boneless cucklet keep coping
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Oh this isn't me. This is a different user.Dnr+ birdcel mogs the shit out of you. If the two of you standed next together in a pic he would make you look like a boneless cucklet keep coping
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This shit just became 10x more autistic when I saw all those measurements under the title . Is OP curry?
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No, I'm not.
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Not talking about ravi im talking about you
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Ohhh. You're suggesting that he has a better face than me? lol.
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The only reply I'll take seriously, gimmie a min.
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why this dude hate you?
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bhai means brother in urdu,
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@Korea
I thought your high IQ self would like to work with something in better lighting and in motion:
Don't feel you necessarily need to be complimentary. Whatever the objective intellectual truth leads you to, meet there.
Masculine objectivity is something that is not valued amongst Zoomers. So they act like bitches. As Jordan Peterson says, the new generation have all become 'mean girls'. Liberal cancel culture.
Feminised bitches everywhere. You're from the East so you have avoided the infection.
I thought your high IQ self would like to work with something in better lighting and in motion:
Don't feel you necessarily need to be complimentary. Whatever the objective intellectual truth leads you to, meet there.
Masculine objectivity is something that is not valued amongst Zoomers. So they act like bitches. As Jordan Peterson says, the new generation have all become 'mean girls'. Liberal cancel culture.
Feminised bitches everywhere. You're from the East so you have avoided the infection.
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I know asking foids for rates is cope but here is some female perspective. I asked a foid on WhatsApp. I have no problems or feuds with MakinItHappen, Birdcell or Astanine so there is 0 bias from my side.
This is the girl rating them. She's around 17. Do keep in mind this girl seems to prefer Indian phenotype. She picked Salludon and Moose Ali khan over white Chads when I showed her their pics.
@MakinItHappenReturn @astatine @Birdcell @StrangerDanger @VicMackey @volcelfatcel @.👽.
This is the girl rating them. She's around 17. Do keep in mind this girl seems to prefer Indian phenotype. She picked Salludon and Moose Ali khan over white Chads when I showed her their pics.
@MakinItHappenReturn @astatine @Birdcell @StrangerDanger @VicMackey @volcelfatcel @.👽.
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Who is that lol?
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astatine looks weird but i guess its fixable with rhinoplasty or some shit. still he gets chadlite Tier amounti tnder matches bad pic of birdcel but he just need to grow his hair and his JB appeal would rise hard. makinithappen is around average and old so not surprising she doesnt find him attractive
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ESR: You can't just say one flaw is bigger than the other. The intercanthal distance is really bad in the Indians case, but I believe this fits better with his Bitemporal Width (Not saying it's Ideal), but these ratios are really just stepping stones for the full face.
Birdcels ESR is an issue because of his Zygos witdh, causing a strong deviation from the Caucasian Ideal of .45 - .47
Neither of them have good eye area ratios, but the Indian has better harmony WITH HIS FACE(Can't stress enough that I'm not saying this is ideal)
Birdcell actually does have NCT in I think his left eye (If the pics are mirrored)
Hooding is good, not full hooding. It causes the eyelashes to be invisible.
His mouth area is fine like you said, if you read it I said it's caused by his nose.
Birdcell has 0 soft features, sorry
ESR: You can't just say one flaw is bigger than the other. The intercanthal distance is really bad in the Indians case, but I believe this fits better with his Bitemporal Width (Not saying it's Ideal), but these ratios are really just stepping stones for the full face.
Birdcels ESR is an issue because of his Zygos witdh, causing a strong deviation from the Caucasian Ideal of .45 - .47
Neither of them have good eye area ratios, but the Indian has better harmony WITH HIS FACE(Can't stress enough that I'm not saying this is ideal)
Birdcell actually does have NCT in I think his left eye (If the pics are mirrored)
Hooding is good, not full hooding. It causes the eyelashes to be invisible.
His mouth area is fine like you said, if you read it I said it's caused by his nose.
Birdcell has 0 soft features, sorry
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I didn't post the pic to rate your face, they took it and ran with it.
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Ok first of all it's a selfie photo. If you showed her my better pics it would have been much different.
IRL this is the exact type of girl I've hooked up with in my earlier years and I can swear to you on that.
Second of all she is angle frauding and makeup frauding.
If you showed her this photo the result of what she had said would have been different
You are also supposed to be a dude that's 120+ in IQ however you don't demonstrate it with your thinking. How does a selfie camera truly express the facial attractiveness of a person? It doesn't.
Of course she is gonna say she doesn't find me attractive. Irl she would be starring at me nonstop.
You know me by now right? Why would I cap that I was getting girls like her in my younger years on a month by month basis with flings
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Mirin decimation of the fine line between psl and the real world. I asked my old hs teacher to rate dev once
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I appreciiate ur effort to be unbiased
She still said above average jfl so i mog that cuck @MakinItHappenReturn
Keep in mind that pic was 10 secs after I woke up
Anyway we should ask white jbs
Bodycount only counts if it’s White jbs tbh
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keep coping
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Devansh roped because of you
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Then why do you post just selfie videos??? Why do you call birdcel and astatine ugly based on selfie videos? How come an angled pic from up above represents your looks better than a pic taken at eye level head on? Why does lens distortion only apply to you but not to anyone youre arguing with?
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Yes she did say that u above average. Try taking more NT pics man and fix ur skin. r/skincaretalk has a few good threads
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I know asking foids for rates is cope but here is some female perspective. I asked a foid on WhatsApp. I have no problems or feuds with MakinItHappen, Birdcell or Astanine so there is 0 bias from my side.
This is accurate. Maybe if Astatine didn't suck his cheeks in his lips wouldn't look weird.
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Also this is simply false, they don't lol
If given the choice between a good looking caucasian and good looking Indian they will choose the caucasian every day of the week
And you should know this, so this is intellectual dishonesty which is a major crime to your soul as a 120+ IQ man
It's just that Indian girls FORGIVE the Indian phenotype a lot more than the rest BECAUSE they are FAMILIAR with it.
You need to use your brain more. For someone that is intelligent you don't use it anywhere near half as much as you should/. Your level of awareness needs to be risen.
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My rating still stands, fail to see how he's "mogged" by birdcel
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He's alive and well in Mumbai working as Hrithik Roshan's stunt double tho
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I'm not sure if the other guy is mogged by the Indian tho. He has a bunch of baby ass flaws. Meanwhile, the Indian has some that seem to not be genetic.
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dude shut the fuck up you literally contradict everything you said
if you and @Birdcell were the last 2 niggas on earth and there was 1 stacy to repopulate the world
She’d go for high T dark triad ethnic badboy @Birdcell
Not a curry shitstain abomination like yourself
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