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Guide to Statusmaxxing
Bluebandz
Disclaimer: this thread may include mentions of the use of nicotine, alchohol, or marijuana. It may also include other things as wel. Do NOT use any of these under the legal age or do anything illegal or something intended for those above the legal age. Just because someone did it does not mean that you should. All writings are for entertainment purposes. Do not take anything written seriously or as advice and do not attempt to replicate anything written. By continuing to read, you agree that you will not attempt to replicate any actions described or attempt to influence others to do so.
My other threads:
Ultimate guide to fat loss - https://looksmax.org/threads/blueba...eight-loss-botb-worthy.2155602/#post-29675620
Addy vs Nic (just some findings, absolutely do not do unless prescribed same with everything else) - https://looksmax.org/threads/adderal-vs-nicotine.2136045/
Guide to reta -
TABLE OF CONTENTS
I - Background
II - School
III - Smoking, Drinking
IIII - Younger Grade Statusmaxxes
V - Hobbies and Summer
VI - The Dealbreaker
VII - Online Presence
VIII - Conclusion
I - Background
I HAVE read some statusmaxxing guides on here, however, from what I have seen, they all heavily rely on drugs. This is an issue because it drugs can easily ruin/mess up your life, and it is not worth taking that risk just to act differently. They don’t even make you look better (the ones talked about)
This thread may talk about some things like nicotine etc, but overall this thread is not planted on the idea that you have to take drugs to become statusmaxxed. In fact, most of the time, drugs will make you ruin your social status even more. You do not HAVE to take any of the things mentioned and I actually recommend that you do not take these things! If you are already taking things like nicotine or alcohol and do not plan on quitting, it is good to know how to utilize them. This thread is also assuming you’re in HS or even MS. This might even apply in college but probably not. This shit will definently not work outside of that. The reason to get statusmaxxed is because it’s very hard to get with a statusmaxxed good looking girl (almost all are statusmaxxed) if your not. It truly IS about more than JUST looks.
II - School
Being planted on the idea that you are in school, let’s talk about the school year and what you can do. I will also make a section for summer as it is currently summer.
Almost every one of you reading this thread WILL have a class with someone statusmaxxed unless ur in special classes. In fact, you will likely have someone, or a few people, who are statusmaxxed in EVERY SINGLE ONE of your classes. For most people, this gives you 7 opportunities to make new friends. And everybody knows that if all of your friends are statusmaxxed, it’s very hard for you to NOT be statusmaxxed.
Imagine you have a math class. You don’t know anyone in there, so you must INFER who is statusmaxxed. But how do you know who is statusmaxxed?
You have to infer and figure out who has these traits:
Charisma - if somebody is extremely charismatic and seems normal overall, they are likely statusmaxxed
Looks - If somebody is good looking (this ESPECIALLY applies in females), they are also likely statusmaxxed. This is NOT exclusive! There ARE unattractive people that are statusmaxxed, especially in guys.
Having friends with these traits - If you see someone talking with others who have these traits, they are likely BOTH statusmaxxed!
Having nice things - My example of this would be having a nice bike, like myself as my bike is a true mogger 7000$ MSRP. In all seriousness though this doesn’t ALWAYS make someone statusmaxxed, however, more often than not if their form of transportation is nice they usually are statusmaxxed! IF THEIR FORM OF TRANSPORTATION IS SHIT, THAT DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARENT STATUSMAXXED. Keep in mind, if you “waste” your time and find someone who you think is statusmaxxed when they aren’t, it’s fine! If you have a couple friends you’re not that close with who are thought of as weird or not mainstream it’s fine. And you can even have non mainstream friends and be close with them as long as you’re careful. It is NEVER a good idea to break off friendships for status.
Sociable - somebody who is funny and sociable is almost always mainstream.
This works best at the beggining of the year. once you find someone with some or all of these qualities, literally just start talking to them during class. Figure out what you both have in common and if you have nothing you can make something up (but I do not think building a friendship off of lies is a good thing) and simply start conversing. The EARLIER on you do this the more natural it will be to have convos. Then maybe you hang out with them at lunch or something, or even see them while you’re out. Maybe they will invite you to a party. All of these things LEAD to you meeting more people!!
More often than not, you will also have a friend who is now STATUSMAXXED. It is important that you do NOT lose this friend or drift away as it will make this whole thing harder. I had unfortunately done this jfl.
Because you have a statusmaxxed friend, you can hang out with them and meet some of their friends. This is how we make friends most of the time jfl. As you meet their friends and you meet their friends etc your circle will grow bigger. You will also obviously be more statusmaxxed and can meet girls from this. This same method applies with meeting people in your classes but is so much easier with a friend.
III - Smoking, Drinking, and Other STUPID things. DO NOT DO THIS SHIT!
Do not use this as an excuse to smoke or drink more if you already do, and certainly do not start because of this. It can be life ruining and definitely dangerous. If you do drink or smoke I truly recommend you stop obviously because of the health issues.
You should not be smoking or drinking at this age most likely, but tbf it depends on your country and its laws. Also all of this will probably get you made fun of below high school and potentially high school i guess
Smoking
Generally, at this age, MANY PEOPLE SMOKE!! In fact, almost all people with good status do smoke. I was an OG to this, which is definently not a good thing. With that being said, I have personally witnessed the LEAST expecting people who literally seem like they would never be mainstream become mainstream because they STARTED SMOKING! This one chill ass kid who has awful style (chads don’t care about style tho) and would be expected to be some RANDOM NPC is friends with a lot of my friends. The kid is chill af.
What do my friends all have in common? They are ALL statusmaxxed nearly as much as possible and all of them that are friends with this kid smoke.
This might make it look enticing but remember how bad it is for you.
This is not the only situation in which this happened. This happened to my friend and this happened to me. To be fair I was not chiefing for this reason, neither has anyone I know, however, ultimately, I do not think I would be statusmaxxed without it. At the very least I know I would not be as close to my friends without it. Take this with a grain of salt though - it is not worth it and is detrimental to your health. It’s also a good conversation starter at parties.
Drinking
I think that drinking has a higher chance of ruining your life or generally having negative affects. I also just don’t drink because I don’t feel like it. Drinking helps you “fit in” i guess and is helpful at bonfires and parties. However i think in reality it will nerf you and make you make stupider decisions. It’s also not that good for making friends. Pretty shit imo.
IIII - Statusmaxxing for Younger Grades
This shit is stupid bruh. Do not starusmaxx for the approval of people in younger grades. You’re better than that bro.
However if you want to I can still show you how
This will likely make you actually become less statusmaxxed in your grade. So I don’t reccomend doing this.
If you guys have a place people go after school or something and you see someone a grade below you that you know is statusmaxxed just say what’s up, people usually realistically like having older friends so even if your high inhib you can do this
Anyway you kinda just do the same thing with becoming friends with their friends
i’m not even gonna spend time on this part of the thread though this is stupid
V - Hobbies and Summer
This section is called hobbies and summer because it focuses on things out of school, which you likely have more time to do during summer.
Essentially, just find a hobby that many people like to do or you like that is fairly common. This is meant to aide what was being talked about in section I.
Some examples of common hobbies that can be done with other people are:
Fishing
Mountain biking
Riding ebikes
Riding emotos
Surfing
Swimming
Working out (not really a hobby ykwim tho)
Dirt bikes
Now, I’m not telling you to buy a surron. However, if you already have a hobby, it’s helpful. Also things like fishing are relatively cheap to get into.
A good way to get friendships out of school with this is through a conversation like this.
“Do you fish?”
Assuming they say yes, you could say you know a good spot and you guys should go fish some time. It’s that easy. Also a good excuse to get a snap or number so you can become better friends. Or, if your just not extremely high inhib, you would have already asked for snap or something.
Assuming they said no, you could move on and say “we’ll do you work out (or other hobbies depending on what you have noticed).
This method is good for making school friends closer to you. You also will likely meet their friends as they will likely bring friends if you tell them to or say they can. This can help you obviously fit into a friend group a bit more.
VI - The Deal Breaker
The MAIN thing that can hold you back is simply acting too ND. Being NT is frowned apon on this forum because a majority of users are ND. I certainly am not. You have to make your voice not sound awkward and your words not sound forced. Something that may have actually helped me with a lot of my speaking skills is that i talk to myself as if I am a youtuber (talking like the characteristics of one, not literally acting like one). Naturally I am good at talking and presenting, which could be attributed to this. I could also very well be mentally ill.
VII - Online Presence
If you have under 30k followers, probably actually closer to like 40-60k on snap or insta OR have lots of clout in a niche that’s popular to those around your age and area, your followers don’t really matter. Most mainstream people you will see have under 1k followers. I create content and only have like 5k JFL. I reccomend that you instantly start larping and posting photo dumps/slideshows. Not larping super hard and taking images off pinterest but just taking things from your life either out of context or just the highlights. You should make people think that your life actually looks really cool. This is difficult but very helpful when pulled off right. If you have a heavy online presence then you are likely going to be mainstream.
VIII - Conclusion
One of the most important things in being ststusmaxxed is simply being NT. Almost none of this is truly NECESSARY, just helpful. For me, all of this just comes naturally, and that is WHY people are statusmaxxed. You have to just get used to acting like this and carrying certain traits.
People that wanted to be tagged:
@6”3neartyronelite @81xa @BedSleeper12 @appealmogs
Special thanks to @NVM_Ignacio for his kind words on my last thread, everyone reading this rep him! Also appreciate peoples threads as it will motivate them to write more. We need more high quality threads here.
Bluebandz
Disclaimer: this thread may include mentions of the use of nicotine, alchohol, or marijuana. It may also include other things as wel. Do NOT use any of these under the legal age or do anything illegal or something intended for those above the legal age. Just because someone did it does not mean that you should. All writings are for entertainment purposes. Do not take anything written seriously or as advice and do not attempt to replicate anything written. By continuing to read, you agree that you will not attempt to replicate any actions described or attempt to influence others to do so.
My other threads:
Ultimate guide to fat loss - https://looksmax.org/threads/blueba...eight-loss-botb-worthy.2155602/#post-29675620
Addy vs Nic (just some findings, absolutely do not do unless prescribed same with everything else) - https://looksmax.org/threads/adderal-vs-nicotine.2136045/
Guide to reta -
TABLE OF CONTENTS
I - Background
II - School
III - Smoking, Drinking
IIII - Younger Grade Statusmaxxes
V - Hobbies and Summer
VI - The Dealbreaker
VII - Online Presence
VIII - Conclusion
I - Background
I HAVE read some statusmaxxing guides on here, however, from what I have seen, they all heavily rely on drugs. This is an issue because it drugs can easily ruin/mess up your life, and it is not worth taking that risk just to act differently. They don’t even make you look better (the ones talked about)
This thread may talk about some things like nicotine etc, but overall this thread is not planted on the idea that you have to take drugs to become statusmaxxed. In fact, most of the time, drugs will make you ruin your social status even more. You do not HAVE to take any of the things mentioned and I actually recommend that you do not take these things! If you are already taking things like nicotine or alcohol and do not plan on quitting, it is good to know how to utilize them. This thread is also assuming you’re in HS or even MS. This might even apply in college but probably not. This shit will definently not work outside of that. The reason to get statusmaxxed is because it’s very hard to get with a statusmaxxed good looking girl (almost all are statusmaxxed) if your not. It truly IS about more than JUST looks.
II - School
Being planted on the idea that you are in school, let’s talk about the school year and what you can do. I will also make a section for summer as it is currently summer.
Almost every one of you reading this thread WILL have a class with someone statusmaxxed unless ur in special classes. In fact, you will likely have someone, or a few people, who are statusmaxxed in EVERY SINGLE ONE of your classes. For most people, this gives you 7 opportunities to make new friends. And everybody knows that if all of your friends are statusmaxxed, it’s very hard for you to NOT be statusmaxxed.
Imagine you have a math class. You don’t know anyone in there, so you must INFER who is statusmaxxed. But how do you know who is statusmaxxed?
You have to infer and figure out who has these traits:
Charisma - if somebody is extremely charismatic and seems normal overall, they are likely statusmaxxed
Looks - If somebody is good looking (this ESPECIALLY applies in females), they are also likely statusmaxxed. This is NOT exclusive! There ARE unattractive people that are statusmaxxed, especially in guys.
Having friends with these traits - If you see someone talking with others who have these traits, they are likely BOTH statusmaxxed!
Having nice things - My example of this would be having a nice bike, like myself as my bike is a true mogger 7000$ MSRP. In all seriousness though this doesn’t ALWAYS make someone statusmaxxed, however, more often than not if their form of transportation is nice they usually are statusmaxxed! IF THEIR FORM OF TRANSPORTATION IS SHIT, THAT DOES NOT MEAN THEY ARENT STATUSMAXXED. Keep in mind, if you “waste” your time and find someone who you think is statusmaxxed when they aren’t, it’s fine! If you have a couple friends you’re not that close with who are thought of as weird or not mainstream it’s fine. And you can even have non mainstream friends and be close with them as long as you’re careful. It is NEVER a good idea to break off friendships for status.
Sociable - somebody who is funny and sociable is almost always mainstream.
This works best at the beggining of the year. once you find someone with some or all of these qualities, literally just start talking to them during class. Figure out what you both have in common and if you have nothing you can make something up (but I do not think building a friendship off of lies is a good thing) and simply start conversing. The EARLIER on you do this the more natural it will be to have convos. Then maybe you hang out with them at lunch or something, or even see them while you’re out. Maybe they will invite you to a party. All of these things LEAD to you meeting more people!!
More often than not, you will also have a friend who is now STATUSMAXXED. It is important that you do NOT lose this friend or drift away as it will make this whole thing harder. I had unfortunately done this jfl.
Because you have a statusmaxxed friend, you can hang out with them and meet some of their friends. This is how we make friends most of the time jfl. As you meet their friends and you meet their friends etc your circle will grow bigger. You will also obviously be more statusmaxxed and can meet girls from this. This same method applies with meeting people in your classes but is so much easier with a friend.
III - Smoking, Drinking, and Other STUPID things. DO NOT DO THIS SHIT!
Do not use this as an excuse to smoke or drink more if you already do, and certainly do not start because of this. It can be life ruining and definitely dangerous. If you do drink or smoke I truly recommend you stop obviously because of the health issues.
You should not be smoking or drinking at this age most likely, but tbf it depends on your country and its laws. Also all of this will probably get you made fun of below high school and potentially high school i guess
Smoking
Generally, at this age, MANY PEOPLE SMOKE!! In fact, almost all people with good status do smoke. I was an OG to this, which is definently not a good thing. With that being said, I have personally witnessed the LEAST expecting people who literally seem like they would never be mainstream become mainstream because they STARTED SMOKING! This one chill ass kid who has awful style (chads don’t care about style tho) and would be expected to be some RANDOM NPC is friends with a lot of my friends. The kid is chill af.
What do my friends all have in common? They are ALL statusmaxxed nearly as much as possible and all of them that are friends with this kid smoke.
This might make it look enticing but remember how bad it is for you.
This is not the only situation in which this happened. This happened to my friend and this happened to me. To be fair I was not chiefing for this reason, neither has anyone I know, however, ultimately, I do not think I would be statusmaxxed without it. At the very least I know I would not be as close to my friends without it. Take this with a grain of salt though - it is not worth it and is detrimental to your health. It’s also a good conversation starter at parties.
Drinking
I think that drinking has a higher chance of ruining your life or generally having negative affects. I also just don’t drink because I don’t feel like it. Drinking helps you “fit in” i guess and is helpful at bonfires and parties. However i think in reality it will nerf you and make you make stupider decisions. It’s also not that good for making friends. Pretty shit imo.
IIII - Statusmaxxing for Younger Grades
This shit is stupid bruh. Do not starusmaxx for the approval of people in younger grades. You’re better than that bro.
However if you want to I can still show you how
This will likely make you actually become less statusmaxxed in your grade. So I don’t reccomend doing this.
If you guys have a place people go after school or something and you see someone a grade below you that you know is statusmaxxed just say what’s up, people usually realistically like having older friends so even if your high inhib you can do this
Anyway you kinda just do the same thing with becoming friends with their friends
i’m not even gonna spend time on this part of the thread though this is stupid
V - Hobbies and Summer
This section is called hobbies and summer because it focuses on things out of school, which you likely have more time to do during summer.
Essentially, just find a hobby that many people like to do or you like that is fairly common. This is meant to aide what was being talked about in section I.
Some examples of common hobbies that can be done with other people are:
Fishing
Mountain biking
Riding ebikes
Riding emotos
Surfing
Swimming
Working out (not really a hobby ykwim tho)
Dirt bikes
Now, I’m not telling you to buy a surron. However, if you already have a hobby, it’s helpful. Also things like fishing are relatively cheap to get into.
A good way to get friendships out of school with this is through a conversation like this.
“Do you fish?”
Assuming they say yes, you could say you know a good spot and you guys should go fish some time. It’s that easy. Also a good excuse to get a snap or number so you can become better friends. Or, if your just not extremely high inhib, you would have already asked for snap or something.
Assuming they said no, you could move on and say “we’ll do you work out (or other hobbies depending on what you have noticed).
This method is good for making school friends closer to you. You also will likely meet their friends as they will likely bring friends if you tell them to or say they can. This can help you obviously fit into a friend group a bit more.
VI - The Deal Breaker
The MAIN thing that can hold you back is simply acting too ND. Being NT is frowned apon on this forum because a majority of users are ND. I certainly am not. You have to make your voice not sound awkward and your words not sound forced. Something that may have actually helped me with a lot of my speaking skills is that i talk to myself as if I am a youtuber (talking like the characteristics of one, not literally acting like one). Naturally I am good at talking and presenting, which could be attributed to this. I could also very well be mentally ill.
VII - Online Presence
If you have under 30k followers, probably actually closer to like 40-60k on snap or insta OR have lots of clout in a niche that’s popular to those around your age and area, your followers don’t really matter. Most mainstream people you will see have under 1k followers. I create content and only have like 5k JFL. I reccomend that you instantly start larping and posting photo dumps/slideshows. Not larping super hard and taking images off pinterest but just taking things from your life either out of context or just the highlights. You should make people think that your life actually looks really cool. This is difficult but very helpful when pulled off right. If you have a heavy online presence then you are likely going to be mainstream.
VIII - Conclusion
One of the most important things in being ststusmaxxed is simply being NT. Almost none of this is truly NECESSARY, just helpful. For me, all of this just comes naturally, and that is WHY people are statusmaxxed. You have to just get used to acting like this and carrying certain traits.
People that wanted to be tagged:
@6”3neartyronelite @81xa @BedSleeper12 @appealmogs
Special thanks to @NVM_Ignacio for his kind words on my last thread, everyone reading this rep him! Also appreciate peoples threads as it will motivate them to write more. We need more high quality threads here.
