broccoli hair is still racking up dubs in 2023

[Slayer]

I cannot scroll on my fyp for more than 3 minutes without seeing some HTB showing off her boyfriend and every single time without fail and irrespective of their face they have the broccoli perm:

If you're under 21 and don't have this you're legitimately a rotting leper biohazard in girls' eyes I'm 100% convinced of this at this point