Can't cope with being 5'9

Uglyass said:
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Uglyass said:
Tell me more about joint cracking. U sure it helps?
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Yes, and it will also tell you how much growth you may or may not have left. I don't really have any guides for it, but really anything that involves normal leg/calf stretches will help you along with LSJL like I said.

I googled for results and found this:
www.heightquest.com

(*Updated 2026*)Experimental LSJL routine

Update(2026): LSJL had too many issues with slipping clamps etc. I believe in the principles of lateral loading in dynamic manner but I ...
www.heightquest.com www.heightquest.com

Are you long in your torso or your legs? Cause this might just work for the former, otherwise idk. These clamp devices are wierd looking too but anything works i'm guessing. You look into it.
 
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BIGDICCJIM said:


Yes, and it will also tell you how much growth you may or may not have left. I don't really have any guides for it, but really anything that involves normal leg/calf stretches will help you along with LSJL like I said.

I googled for results and found this:
www.heightquest.com

(*Updated 2026*)Experimental LSJL routine

Update(2026): LSJL had too many issues with slipping clamps etc. I believe in the principles of lateral loading in dynamic manner but I ...
www.heightquest.com www.heightquest.com

Are you long in your torso or your legs? Cause this might just work for the former, otherwise idk. These clamp devices are wierd looking too but anything works i'm guessing. You look into it.
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I have this device


How would I crack my joints on it
 

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Uglyass said:
I have this device


How would I crack my joints on it
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Maybe if your can put the talus of your foot on the sides whilst shifting the device higher so you hang off it will stretch your whole body.

You could pull your legs in and out from your thigh into your body so your entire lower body gets pushed by gravity downwards on top of already falling back. Makes sense?
 
Take roids or potent SARMs or you’re not even trying tbh
 
warpsociety said:
Why is HGH prescribed with good results to rich recessed teenagers then
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to poor to afford HGH its like $200 for few days worth jfl even tho i got pharma sources
 
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Uglyass said:
why not just hang normally
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Cause you're stretching your whole body whilst also pulling it upwards.

But yeah, can just hang normally too I guess. You'll get a lot of blood in your head.
 
be happy you are at least average height
normies are like 5'6
 
Uglyass said:
to poor to afford HGH its like $200 for few days worth jfl even tho i got pharma sources
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Consider SARMs if you want bro

I get mine from sharksarms.co.uk, you can get 120 pills of MK677 + RAD140 + LGD shipped for under $30.

I’ve been taking them and grew one inch after 18, and also widening my frame to where people even mention “your shoulders are wider” + i FEEL like I’m gonna keep growing taller but I’ll let y’all know

I was just a prettyboi that did fine with girls before, now I’m in mf beast mode😈😈and still compounding energy boi💪💪n i still do my brows n shit so we out here
 
if ur having trouble at 5'9 ur probably not chad
 
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warpsociety said:
Consider SARMs if you want bro

I get mine from sharksarms.co.uk, you can get 120 pills of MK677 + RAD140 + LGD shipped for under $30.

I’ve been taking them and grew one inch after 18, and also widening my frame to where people even mention “your shoulders are wider” + i FEEL like I’m gonna keep growing taller but I’ll let y’all know

I was just a prettyboi that did fine with girls before, now I’m in mf beast mode😈😈and still compounding energy boi💪💪n i still do my brows n shit so we out here
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Did it bloat u
 
6’2” is minimum height to feel like a non manlet in 2021
 
I'm 5'9 too. I just wear tall shoes that hype my height upto 5'10. I live in curryland so I heightmog most people by 2-3 inches. It makes me feel good about myself til I come home and hear girls online shame men for being 5'9.
 
Uglyass said:
16, 5'9 rn

i cant cope anymore

i feel like taking a saw, cutting my legs off, and getting leg implants

what can i do
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5’9 is pretty average. Also you’re still growing. Just wear insoles to be 5’10
 
Uglyass said:
16, 5'9 rn

i cant cope anymore

i feel like taking a saw, cutting my legs off, and getting leg implants

what can i do
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Don’t be made to feel insecure of a statistically normal height by the people here or overly opinionated women on the internet. You will never be enough for them. You will do fine.
 
imagine you are 22 at same height how can i cope bro could you tell me
 
mewcoper said:
imagine you are 22 at same height how can i cope bro could you tell me
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this meme is lowkey tru literally any race can do it lmao just get a fade and buy your wardrobe on /r/fashionreps /r/repsneakers /r/designerreps
 
I feel you. I am 5'10 and live in Sweden JFL. Beyond over
 
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even 6"0-6"2 isn't enough

its truly over
 
gaitonde said:
you're mentioning Amnesia like he is someone who's successful. He has severe autism and no irl friends
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i caged hard when first read that post thinking about same things JFL
 
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Uglyass said:
16, 5'9 rn

i cant cope anymore

i feel like taking a saw, cutting my legs off, and getting leg implants

what can i do
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you know you're down bad when you can't heightmog rodeblur
 
get alot of sleep, exercise and eat well, it gets your growth hormones going
 
🤦🏻‍♂️
 
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Uglyass said:
16, 5'9 rn

i cant cope anymore

i feel like taking a saw, cutting my legs off, and getting leg implants

what can i do
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you're 16 stop whining and start heightmaxxing
 
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5'9 is dwarf level man. i'd kms if i was under 6'
 
Your loser ass would still be complaining you were 6'5.
 
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I'm just like you…

…just 3.5 inches shorter.
 
warpsociety said:
Consider SARMs if you want bro

I get mine from sharksarms.co.uk, you can get 120 pills of MK677 + RAD140 + LGD shipped for under $30.

I’ve been taking them and grew one inch after 18, and also widening my frame to where people even mention “your shoulders are wider” + i FEEL like I’m gonna keep growing taller but I’ll let y’all know

I was just a prettyboi that did fine with girls before, now I’m in mf beast mode😈😈and still compounding energy boi💪💪n i still do my brows n shit so we out here
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I want to take sarms is there any sides, it’s not worth it, or anything I should look out for?
 
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