BigJimsWornOutTires
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If I saw a tree uproot itself from the ground and stretch its branches while it yawned. Then planted itself back and patted the soil around its bottom with two branches, you might think, "Keep that shit to yourself, Big Daddy." But I ignore the obvious and tell others anyway. They ridicule me as crazy with a wild imagination and suggest loony pills.
One day, it happens to you. A tree uproots itself and stretches its branches. It replants itself.
You're baffled! You have witnessed an astounding mind-boggling what the fuck. Likewise, you want to tell others but ugh, you rather not be that guy. You know they will mock you. And the way you see it, "No one mocks me! I do the mocking."
As years pass, that moment eats at you. Then something rather bizarre begins happening throughout the world. The medical industry developed synthetic oxygen. Corporations, communities, and governments now want to uproot every tree on the earth.
You know, without a doubt, what you saw is proof trees are living beings. Creepy beings, but alive! Intelligent, even. Finally, you tell your story. And of course, as to be expected, everyone mocks you.
Five years later, there's not a living tree left. The planet's a big, giant ball of rocks. The grass died years later for some odd and strange reason, and so did the waters dry up. Plants, too, won't grow now. You're sitting on a chair thinking about everything that's happened. A liquid runs down your face. You look up, and it's a guy in a suit. He's peeing on you. He laughs. Zips up his slacks and leaves.
Your End.
One day, it happens to you. A tree uproots itself and stretches its branches. It replants itself.
You're baffled! You have witnessed an astounding mind-boggling what the fuck. Likewise, you want to tell others but ugh, you rather not be that guy. You know they will mock you. And the way you see it, "No one mocks me! I do the mocking."
As years pass, that moment eats at you. Then something rather bizarre begins happening throughout the world. The medical industry developed synthetic oxygen. Corporations, communities, and governments now want to uproot every tree on the earth.
You know, without a doubt, what you saw is proof trees are living beings. Creepy beings, but alive! Intelligent, even. Finally, you tell your story. And of course, as to be expected, everyone mocks you.
Five years later, there's not a living tree left. The planet's a big, giant ball of rocks. The grass died years later for some odd and strange reason, and so did the waters dry up. Plants, too, won't grow now. You're sitting on a chair thinking about everything that's happened. A liquid runs down your face. You look up, and it's a guy in a suit. He's peeing on you. He laughs. Zips up his slacks and leaves.
Your End.
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