[CHOOSE YOUR TEAM] 2024 Looksmax.org Fantasy Hurricane League

[Infinite]

Ethnic Moggers: Deshwan, Ernesto, Ovidio, Tayshaun, Makayla and Kirk

 

[Xangsane]

Ethnic Moggers: Deshwan, Ernesto, Ovidio, Tayshaun, Makayla

And what's the 6th name?

 

[socialcel]

INB4 DNRD: CHOOSE 6 NAMES FROM THE LISTS BELOW AND MAKE UP A GROUP NAME FOR ALL 6 NAMES. NO MORE THAN 3 USERS PER NAME.

Inspired by: https://www.hurricane.life/

Spoiler: About + Instructions

Hey StormChaserChads! 🌪

Ready to ride the winds of glory or get blown away by the competition? Welcome to 2024 Looksmax.org Fantasy Hurricane League. This ain't your PSL 3 roastie grandma's weather channel; it's where Alberto, Beryl, Chris (and their stormy friends) become the MVPs of your fantasy league.

Draft Your Ultimate Storm Squad: With an expanded lineup including both main and auxiliary storm names from the Atlantic and east/Central Pacific, the strategy deepens.

League Mechanics & Scoring:

1. Draft Your Storm Squad: Choose your champions from the list of 2024's storm names. Who will reign supreme? Will Alberto flex with Category 5 gains, or will Deshawn surprise us all with a late-season BBC pounding?
2. Mogging Points: We will score points based on storm intensity, impactful landfalls, and their ability to outperform expectations in true mog fashion.
3. At the end: I will tally up the score for each storm and determine the winning team.

Game (Drafting) Rules:

• Team Name: You can name your team of hurricanes whatever you want. 1 user gets 1 team of "hurricanes".
• Drafting Diversity: You have access to the main and auxiliary lists of storm names. Choose wisely to assemble a balanced and potent team.
• First Claim, First Serve: Respond to this post with your team name and your 6 storm selections. NO MORE THAN 3 USERS PER NAME. Be ready with backups in case your initial picks are already taken. (inb4 Deshawn, Tayshaun, Ernesto, and Alberto get chosen by 10 users first and someone comes up with a racist team name)
  • EXAMPLE TEAM:
    • Beef Curtain Pussies: Francine, Joyce, Helene, Gilma, Tara, Patty
• Sit back: Sit back, do nothing, and I will announce the winners on December 1st, 2024.

Storm Selection Pool:

Atlantic Squad:

• Alberto, Beryl, Chris, Debby, Ernesto, Francine, Gordon, Helene, Isaac, Joyce, Kirk, Leslie, Milton, Nadine, Oscar, Patty, Rafael, Sara, Tony, Valerie, William
• Auxiliary: Adria, Braylen, Caridad, Deshawn, Emery, Foster, Gemma, Heath, Isla, Jacobus, Kenzie, Lucio, Makayla, Nolan, Orlanda, Pax, Ronin, Sophie, Tayshaun, Viviana, Will

Pacific Party:

• Aletta, Bud, Carlotta, Daniel, Emilia, Fabio, Gilma, Hector, Ileana, John, Kristy, Lane, Miriam, Norman, Olivia, Paul, Rosa, Sergio, Tara, Vicente, Willa, Xavier, Yolanda, Zeke
• Auxiliary: Aidan, Bruna, Carmelo, Daniella, Esteban, Flor, Gerardo, Hedda, Izzy, Jacinta, Kenito, Luna, Marina, Nancy, Ovidio, Pia, Rey, Skylar, Teo, Violeta, Wilfredo, Xinia, Yariel, Zoe

How to Participate: Lock in your storm squad and team name by replying below. The drafting window closes as the first storm forms, so act fast!

I WILL MAKE A SEPARATE THREAD WITH CONFIRMED TEAMS. SO FAR WE HAVE:

• Tropic Thunder: Oscar, Emery, Wilfredo, Luna, Nancy, Jacinta (@TechnoBoss)
• Dark Looks - BBC Alliance: Alberto, Ernesto, Rafael, Deshawn, Sergio, Tayshaun (@Xangsane)

BBC overtake: Jacobus, Pax, Jamal, Gordon, Lucio, @socialcel

 

[LancasteR]

View attachment 2743309

Thanks bhai!

This a gif from the hurricane life website btw
Just clicked on it and this popped up into my face

 

[Xangsane]

BBC overtake: Jacobus, Pax, Jamal, Gordon, Lucio, @socialcel

There is no Jamal on the list
+ Ernesto/Deshawn can't be used as they're all taken

 

[Xangsane]

This a gif from the hurricane life website btw
Just clicked on it and this popped up into my face

thoughts on their team names?

 

[Infinite]

And what's the 6th name?

Kirk, sounds as mogger as Hardick

 

[socialcel]

There is no Jamal on the list
+ Ernesto/Deshawn can't be used as they're all taken

can I put Jamal on it pls.

I didn’t pick ernesto/deshawn

 

[LancasteR]

thoughts on their team names?

The one‘s that came after me?
Creative in some way, I guess.

 

[LooksOrDeath]

Petition to ban xangsane from tagging niggas

seriously

 

[Xangsane]

can I put Jamal on it pls.

Jamal isn't on the lists, it needs to be on the list jfl

I didn’t pick ernesto/deshawn

That's just a warning JFL

BBC overtake: Jacobus, Pax, Jamal, Gordon, Lucio, @socialcel

 

[Xangsane]

seriously

no
pat me

The one‘s that came after me?
Creative in some way, I guess.

no, the boomers:

https://www.hurricane.life/archives/2021/teams.html

 

[Xangsane]

Kirk, sounds as mogger as Hardick

Thanks bhai!

 

[Xangsane]

This a gif from the hurricane life website btw
Just clicked on it and this popped up into my face

 

[Xangsane]

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[socialcel]

Jamal isn't on the lists, it needs to be on the list jfl

That's just a warning JFL

Tayshaun then

 

[Xangsane]

Tayshaun then

Thank bhai!

 

[Bozoogway]

@ascension what is this thread man it's so fucking cancerous

 

[LooksOrDeath]

no
pat me

put you on ignore
kys

 

[Xangsane]

put you on ignore
kys

no

 

[Xangsane]

@ascension what is this thread man it's so fucking cancerous

Nigga just pick 6 names JFL @optimisticzoomer

 

[Xangsane]

@Jarate

 

[Jarate]

@Jarate

I have arrived

 

[Xangsane]

I have arrived

Which 6 would you choose?
NAMES YOU CAN'T PICK AS THEY'RE TAKEN: Ernesto/Deshawn

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Nigga just pick 6 names JFL @optimisticzoomer

Nigger
Alberto, Valerie, adria, Olivia, Carmelo, xinia

 

[Xangsane]

@randomop

 

[Xangsane]

Nigger
Alberto, Valerie, adria, Olivia, Carmelo, xinia

Thanks bhai!

 

[Jarate]

Which 6 would you choose?
NAMES YOU CAN'T PICK AS THEY'RE TAKEN: Ernesto/Deshawn

Rafael, Ronin, Beryl,Aidan, Ileana, Vicente
« Satan’s retarded offspring » will be the name of the team
Unless you are the one who chooses ofc

 

[Xangsane]

Rafael, Ronin, Beryl,Aidan, Ileana, Vicente
« Satan’s retarded offspring »

Thanks bhai!

will be the name of the team
Unless you are the one who chooses ofc

You choose the name of the team jfl.

 

[Xangsane]

@NEOKAISER

 

[NEOKAISER]

@NEOKAISER

hello i dont understand this post

 

[Xangsane]

hello i dont understand this post

INB4 DNRD: CHOOSE 6 NAMES FROM THE LISTS BELOW AND MAKE UP A GROUP NAME FOR ALL 6 NAMES. NO MORE THAN 3 USERS PER NAME.

 

[Xangsane]

@dad

 

[dad]

@dad

dnrd no offence tho

 

[Xangsane]

dnrd no offence tho

INB4 DNRD: CHOOSE 6 NAMES FROM THE LISTS BELOW AND MAKE UP A GROUP NAME FOR ALL 6 NAMES. NO MORE THAN 3 USERS PER NAME.

 

[dad]

INB4 DNRD: CHOOSE 6 NAMES FROM THE LISTS BELOW AND MAKE UP A GROUP NAME FOR ALL 6 NAMES. NO MORE THAN 3 USERS PER NAME.

dad: dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad. water

 

[Xangsane]

dad: dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad. water

Atlantic Squad:

• Alberto, Beryl, Chris, Debby, Ernesto, Francine, Gordon, Helene, Isaac, Joyce, Kirk, Leslie, Milton, Nadine, Oscar, Patty, Rafael, Sara, Tony, Valerie, William
• Auxiliary: Adria, Braylen, Caridad, Deshawn, Emery, Foster, Gemma, Heath, Isla, Jacobus, Kenzie, Lucio, Makayla, Nolan, Orlanda, Pax, Ronin, Sophie, Tayshaun, Viviana, Will

Pacific Party:

• Aletta, Bud, Carlotta, Daniel, Emilia, Fabio, Gilma, Hector, Ileana, John, Kristy, Lane, Miriam, Norman, Olivia, Paul, Rosa, Sergio, Tara, Vicente, Willa, Xavier, Yolanda, Zeke
• Auxiliary: Aidan, Bruna, Carmelo, Daniella, Esteban, Flor, Gerardo, Hedda, Izzy, Jacinta, Kenito, Luna, Marina, Nancy, Ovidio, Pia, Rey, Skylar, Teo, Violeta, Wilfredo, Xinia, Yariel, Zoe

From here nigga

 

[dad]

nigga

i am not one of those

 

[Xangsane]

i am not one of those

wigga

 

[Xangsane]

Tayshaun then

you need one more name

 

[Xangsane]

INB4 DNRD: CHOOSE 6 NAMES FROM THE LISTS BELOW AND MAKE UP A GROUP NAME FOR ALL 6 NAMES. NO MORE THAN 3 USERS PER NAME.

Inspired by: https://www.hurricane.life/

Spoiler: About + Instructions

Hey StormChaserChads! 🌪

Ready to ride the winds of glory or get blown away by the competition? Welcome to 2024 Looksmax.org Fantasy Hurricane League. This ain't your PSL 3 roastie grandma's weather channel; it's where Alberto, Beryl, Chris (and their stormy friends) become the MVPs of your fantasy league.

Draft Your Ultimate Storm Squad: With an expanded lineup including both main and auxiliary storm names from the Atlantic and east/Central Pacific, the strategy deepens.

League Mechanics & Scoring:

1. Draft Your Storm Squad: Choose your champions from the list of 2024's storm names. Who will reign supreme? Will Alberto flex with Category 5 gains, or will Deshawn surprise us all with a late-season BBC pounding?
2. Mogging Points: We will score points based on storm intensity, impactful landfalls, and their ability to outperform expectations in true mog fashion.
3. At the end: I will tally up the score for each storm and determine the winning team.

Game (Drafting) Rules:

• Team Name: You can name your team of hurricanes whatever you want. 1 user gets 1 team of "hurricanes".
• Drafting Diversity: You have access to the main and auxiliary lists of storm names. Choose wisely to assemble a balanced and potent team.
• First Claim, First Serve: Respond to this post with your team name and your 6 storm selections. NO MORE THAN 3 USERS PER NAME. Be ready with backups in case your initial picks are already taken. (inb4 Deshawn, Tayshaun, Ernesto, and Alberto get chosen by 10 users first and someone comes up with a racist team name)
  • EXAMPLE TEAM:
    • Beef Curtain Pussies: Francine, Joyce, Helene, Gilma, Tara, Patty
• Sit back: Sit back, do nothing, and I will announce the winners on December 1st, 2024.

Storm Selection Pool:

Atlantic Squad:

• Alberto, Beryl, Chris, Debby, Ernesto, Francine, Gordon, Helene, Isaac, Joyce, Kirk, Leslie, Milton, Nadine, Oscar, Patty, Rafael, Sara, Tony, Valerie, William
• Auxiliary: Adria, Braylen, Caridad, Deshawn, Emery, Foster, Gemma, Heath, Isla, Jacobus, Kenzie, Lucio, Makayla, Nolan, Orlanda, Pax, Ronin, Sophie, Tayshaun, Viviana, Will

Pacific Party:

• Aletta, Bud, Carlotta, Daniel, Emilia, Fabio, Gilma, Hector, Ileana, John, Kristy, Lane, Miriam, Norman, Olivia, Paul, Rosa, Sergio, Tara, Vicente, Willa, Xavier, Yolanda, Zeke
• Auxiliary: Aidan, Bruna, Carmelo, Daniella, Esteban, Flor, Gerardo, Hedda, Izzy, Jacinta, Kenito, Luna, Marina, Nancy, Ovidio, Pia, Rey, Skylar, Teo, Violeta, Wilfredo, Xinia, Yariel, Zoe

How to Participate: Lock in your storm squad and team name by replying below. The drafting window closes as the first storm forms, so act fast!

I WILL MAKE A SEPARATE THREAD WITH CONFIRMED TEAMS. SO FAR WE HAVE:

• Tropic Thunder: Oscar, Emery, Wilfredo, Luna, Nancy, Jacinta (@TechnoBoss)
• Dark Looks - BBC Alliance: Alberto, Ernesto, Rafael, Deshawn, Sergio, Tayshaun (@Xangsane)

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[Xangsane]

@Mog3D

 

[Mog3D]

(Dalit psl 8 street shitters): Beryl, Zeke, Gerardo, Izzy, Violeta, Xinia

 

[Xangsane]

(Dalit psl 8 street shitters): Beryl, Zeke, Gerardo, Izzy, Violeta, Xinia

Can't use Xinia, since she's in 3 teams already

 

[Mog3D]

(PSL8 DalitGods) : Beryl, Zeke, Gerardo, Izzy, Violeta, Flor

 

[Xangsane]

(Dalit psl 8 street shitters): Beryl, Zeke, Gerardo, Izzy, Violeta, Xinia

Can't use Xinia, since she's in 3 teams already

Deshawn, Ernesto, Carmelo and Xinia are in 3 teams so those are taken

 

[Xangsane]

(PSL8 DalitGods) : Beryl, Zeke, Gerardo, Izzy, Violeta, Flor

Thanks bhai!
(TBH your previous team name mogged)

 

[socialcel]

you need one more name

Chris

 

[Xangsane]

Chris

Thanks bhai!

 

[Xangsane]

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