Dutch / Nederlands 🇳🇱

[Deleted member 107430]

Hallo alle Nederlanders!

@emeraldglass
@Alexanderr
@Gengar
@Gargantuan
@YugoDutch

Hagelslag, stroopwafel en kaas

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[Gengar]

Hey, heb ik je 2fa al gefixed? Sla die back up sleutelcodes even op voor de zekerheid. Daarna mod ik je weer als ik alles in orde heb gemaakt. Excuses voor het ongemak

Alle Nederlandse mods, stuur mij even een berichtje als je hetzelfde probleem hebt. Dan regel ik het wel even met die codes

Hey bhai! Ja het is al gefixt, dankjewel voor je hulp.

 

[Gengar]

This thread’s overall height is above 6’2+ jfl dutch genes are overpowered

I bring it down because I’m ethnic and 5’10” or something.

 

[Zagro]

I bring it down because I’m ethnic and 5’10” or something.

Don’t worry man I'm 5’7 so i have ruined the avg here by a lot

 

[Jelexy]

I bring it down because I’m ethnic and 5’10” or something.

Still not a bad height bro, what would u rate your face

 

[Jelexy]

Don’t worry man I'm 5’7 so i have ruined the avg here by a lot

Lemme guess, from ur turkish genes. Am i right

 

[Zagro]

Lemme guess, from ur turkish genes. Am i right

Not really genes imo, both sides of my family are pretty tall but only me and my siblings are short

 

[Gengar]

Don’t worry man I'm 5’7 so i have ruined the avg here by a lot

Tbh I think the average is for ethnically Dutch men and the average for non-whites is going to be lower.

 

[Gengar]

Still not a bad height bro, what would u rate your face

2/10 lol

 

[Zagro]

Tbh I think the average is for ethnically Dutch men and the average for non-whites is going to be lower.

Yeah but i still need to compete against their height

 

[Gengar]

Yeah but i still need to compete against their height

How did you find out about this forum?

 

[Zagro]

How did you find out about this forum?

I think i saw it on tiktok at the start of 2024, tried to make an account but got rejected over and over again. Why’d you ask

 

[Gengar]

I think i saw it on tiktok at the start of 2024, tried to make an account but got rejected over and over again. Why’d you ask

Thought maybe we had a friend in common.

 

[rik]

goeiedag dames en heren appels en peren

 

[Ray0n]

goeiedag dames en heren appels en peren

fakka met jou

 

[ChadGPT]

fakka met jou

goeiedag dames en heren appels en peren

goeiedag forummensen

 

[Deleted member 131140]

goeiedag forummensen

Verbannen wegens necroposten."

 

[emeraldglass]

Verbannen wegens necroposten."

De regels gelden niet voor ons rabijnen, die gelden alleen voor jullie goyim. Dat moet je goed in je hoofd dreunen, onderdaan.

 

[Deleted member 131140]

De regels gelden niet voor ons rabijnen, die gelden alleen voor jullie goyim. Dát moet je goed in je hoofd dreunen, onderdaan.

Ik houd van Turken. Heil aan alle Turken. ChatGPT is veel te preuts voor grove dingen.

 

[emeraldglass]

Ik houd van Turken. Heil aan alle Turken. ChatGPT is veel te preuts voor grove dingen.

Hoe kun je preuts zijn terwijl je op een forum zit vol met misschien wel de meest losbandige mensen die je ooit in je leven zult tegenkomen?

 

[Deleted member 131140]

Hoe kun je preuts zijn terwijl je op een forum zit vol met misschien wel de meest losbandige mensen die je ooit in je leven zult tegenkomen?

Ik ben niet preuts, GPT is preuts. Ik wou dat ik Nederlands kende, maar ik ken alleen Tibetaans.

 

[emeraldglass]

Ik ben niet preuts, GPT is preuts. Ik wou dat ik Nederlands kende, maar ik ken alleen Tibetaans.

Heet je zeker Tenzin? Elke Tibetaan die ik ooit ben tegengekomen heette Tenzin. Leg uit waarom bro.

 

[Deleted member 131140]

Het is LHAMO

 

[Ray0n]

goeiedag forummensen

hoogachtend moderator

 

[Ray0n]

Het is LHAMO

lhamo is toch geen naam?

 

[Deleted member 131140]

lhamo is toch geen naam?

Ja

 

[ChadGPT]

Ja

Do you identify as dutch jfl

 

[ChadGPT]

Do you identify as dutch jfl

Ik ben niet preuts, GPT is preuts. Ik wou dat ik Nederlands kende, maar ik ken alleen Tibetaans.

Oh nvm jfl

 

[Deleted member 131140]

Oh nvm jfl

Ja Fuk Lündgren

 

[ChadGPT]

Ja Fuk Lündgren

Lindgren did nothing wrong

Spoiler

no idea what that even is

 

[Deleted member 131140]

Lindgren did nothing wrong

Spoiler

no idea what that even is

Drug dealer

 

[Hernan]

gegroet aan alle hollanders.

 

[seven?]

VAN BASTEN

 

[NumbThePain]

Hallo mijn mede vegan blauw harige D66 stemmers! Ik groet u van harte bhaijaans

@Gargantuan @emeraldglass @Gengar @ChadGPT

 

[Ray0n]

Hallo mijn mede vegan blauw harige D66 stemmers! Ik groet u van harte bhaijaans

@Gargantuan @emeraldglass @Gengar @ChadGPT

niet man

 

[Gengar]

Hallo mijn mede vegan blauw harige D66 stemmers! Ik groet u van harte bhaijaans

@Gargantuan @emeraldglass @Gengar @ChadGPT

Mijn haar is tegenwoordig paars. Ik identificeer mijzelf als Gengarseksueel.

 

[emeraldglass]

Hallo mijn mede vegan blauw harige D66 stemmers! Ik groet u van harte bhaijaans

@Gargantuan @emeraldglass @Gengar @ChadGPT

Over politiek gesproken, de regering is gevallen.

 

[Hernan]

Over politiek gesproken, de regering is gevallen.

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dus wat nu met jullie?

 

[Nodesbitch]

Hallo alle Nederlanders!

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@emeraldglass
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@Alexanderr
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@Gengar
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@Gargantuan
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@YugoDutch

waar is mijn naam
ik ben fries

 

[Hernan]

waar is mijn naam
ik ben fries

echt of niet?

 

[Nodesbitch]

echt of niet?

echt

 

[Hernan]

echt

volledig of nog iets anders?

 

[Nodesbitch]

volledig of nog iets anders?

all my ancestry is from the north sea region (Dane English Dutch simply) I'm Saxon anglo Dane and Frisian , all from the coastal region

 

[Hernan]

all my ancestry is from the north sea region (Dane English Dutch simply) I'm Saxon anglo Dane and Frisian , all from the coastal region

zeer goed.

 

[Nodesbitch]

zeer goed.

this is all I am

 

[emeraldglass]

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this is all I am

@Orc

 

[Nodesbitch]

@Orc

I have a similar pheno to orc ngl

 

[emeraldglass]

I have a similar pheno to orc ngl

Frisian cousins

 

[Nodesbitch]

Frisian cousins

I'm only partly frisian, I wanna know orcs ancestry tho, I'm split 33.3% Frisian 33.3% English and 33.3% German/Dane imo
but to put it simply, north sea or anglo saxon, my ancestry test was wack though, I got mostly English but I requested the raw data and analyzed it with the help of my physical anthropology buds, we traced it back to the coast, I'm i1-m253 and my grandmum and grand father are from the UK, and my other sides grandmum and grand father are Dutch, I also have some Holland gelderlander and other broad Dutch in me, but its small compared to the major stuff

TL;DR
white as a ghost

 

[Ray0n]

I'm only partly frisian, I wanna know orcs ancestry tho, I'm split 33.3% Frisian 33.3% English and 33.3% German/Dane imo
but to put it simply, north sea or anglo saxon, my ancestry test was wack though, I got mostly English but I requested the raw data and analyzed it with the help of my physical anthropology buds, we traced it back to the coast, I'm i1-m253 and my grandmum and grand father are from the UK, and my other sides grandmum and grand father are Dutch, I also have some Holland gelderlander and other broad Dutch in me, but its small compared to the major stuff

TL;DR
white as a ghost

heb niet gelezen, maar klinkt koud