Earlier tonight I saw a hot Asian girl walk out of a McDonalds with a Chang

[alien]

She mogs the hell out of my gf. And I feel like that Chang mogs me as well. I need to improve my physique. Luckily my gf wasn't with me at the time or else I would have felt embarrassed. That Chang would probably look at us and think, "this dude is running JBW game and his girl is subhuman. While I'm a hot Asian guy dating a hot Asian girl."

They were a young couple too. Probably too late for an oldcel like me to ascend. I miss my ex Yogapants. I feel like I'll never get a hot gf like that again

 

[Deleted member 1209]

You could’ve stolen his gf. You’re slacking tbh

 

[pisslord]

ok

 

[alien]

You could steal his gf

Maybe I'm just a very open minded person. But yeah he seemed like a Chang - an Asian Chad. Great physique. You can tell that he gymcels. He seemed like a good looking azn dude. No homo

 

[fukmylyf]

do u miss your ex Yogapants?

 

[alien]

do u miss your ex Yogapants?

of course I do. It pains me that she won't take me back