Girlfriend wanted me to get in the shower with her

[Heirio]

I said no

she has yet to realize that she's taller than me when I don't have my lifts on

it is over lads.

 

[Deleted member 3902]

I said no

she has yet to realize that she's taller than me when I don't have my lifts on

it is over lads.

Autism

 

[Heirio]

Autism

indeed, son

 

[Deleted member 2846]

how is she ur gf is you’ve never had ur shoes off around her

 

[Deleted member 2756]

you are dating a 5'11 girl?

yikes

 

[maxmendietta]

just keep your ass out like n the porn vids

 

[CupOfCoffee]

BRUTAL

 

[Justttt]

Fuarkkkk my condolences bro

 

[Heirio]

how is she ur gf is you’ve never had ur shoes off around her

I have but only in bed, I never stand right next to her if we're both barefoot

Some times I tiptoe if its dark enough.

you are dating a 5'11 girl?

yikes

She is 6ft, hot asf her legs are so long

 

[pisslord]

yikes

 

[SteveRogers]

Fuck bro, nothing can fix that... Also, are you sure she's taller than you? I've only ever met 2 girls in my entire life that are 6 foot +, and boy oh boy were they sexy, but the other girls who claim 6 foot are always 5'10.5, never even 5'11. I know this cause I'm 182cm and I mogged the shit out of them

 

[looksmaxxed]

she prob thinks you're a fag now also highly suspicious, she prob knows

 

[Dogs]

The only reason why she wants to shower with you is because she knows you can't fraud your height there.

 

[Heirio]

The only reason why she wants to shower with you is because she knows you can't fraud your height there.

Untrue, she suspects nothing. Normal people don't think shit about height frauding and shoe lifts jfl

She also described me as "tall, 6'1" to her friend who asked over snap if I was taller than her

Fuck bro, nothing can fix that... Also, are you sure she's taller than you? I've only ever met 2 girls in my entire life that are 6 foot +, and boy oh boy were they sexy, but the other girls who claim 6 foot are always 5'10.5, never even 5'11. I know this cause I'm 182cm and I mogged the shit out of them

Yea man she's definitely 6ft, measured. We're about the same height when both in shoes and mine have lifts in them

the femurpill is taking my anal virginity without remorse boyos

Our hands and feet are also the same exact size jfl

 

[Enlil]

what does she smell like sir?

 

[RAITEIII]

Holy shit man. Brutal

 

[Dogs]

Untrue, she suspects nothing. Normal people don't think shit about height frauding and shoe lifts jfl

She also described me as "tall, 6'1" to her friend who asked over snap if I was taller than her

Yea man she's definitely 6ft, measured. We're about the same height when both in shoes and mine have lifts in them

the femurpill is taking my anal virginity without remorse boyos

Our hands and feet are also the same exact size jfl

I was jk tbh but yeah not exactly good that she thinks you're taller ngl

 

[Vitruvian]

I hate tall girls

 

[Heirio]

what does she smell like sir?

Coconut oil

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[tylerhunter97]

I have but only in bed, I never stand right next to her if we're both barefoot
Some times I tiptoe if its dark enough.

 

[Heirio]

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[Deleted member 2756]

She is 6ft, hot asf her legs are so long

good job dude, if it becomes an ltr at least you know you won't make cuck manlet sons.

 

[Blackout.xl]

What’s with the stealth bragging on this site recently

 

[Ritalincel]

Fuarkkkk my condolences bro

 

[Heirio]

good job dude, if it becomes an ltr at least you know you won't make cuck manlet sons.

I creampie her every time and don't use condoms, she is on birth control and sometimes takes her pills a little late

Our sons would be 6'6 slayers.

What’s with the stealth bragging on this site recently

this is not bragging

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[Ritalincel]

thx comrade

 

[Heirio]

no comrade

 

[Deleted member 2756]

I creampie her every time and don't use condoms, she is on birth control

Our sons would be 6'6 slayers.

that's so hot man, tall girls are everything.

and yes, they'd be gigachads. Kids are always taller than their parents, so they are guaranteed to be over 6foot if their growth isn't stunted.

 

[Blackout.xl]

I creampie her every time and don't use condoms, she is on birth control and sometimes takes her pills a little late

Our sons would be 6'6 slayers.


this is not bragging

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Cope. You’re bragging tbh but no one can stop u

 

[Heirio]

Cope. You’re bragging tbh but no one can stop u

Talking about your girlfriend is bragging.

that's so hot man, tall girls are everything.

and yes, they'd be gigachads. Kids are always taller than their parents, so they are guaranteed to be over 6foot if their growth isn't stunted.

Certain positions are impossible though when the girl is taller than you or at least hard to do, even simple ones like doggy are hard because her femurs are longer so her ass is higher than your dick

Kids aren't always taller than their parents, or else humans would be hundreds of feet tall by now. Most males however, are pretty much guaranteed to be at least a few inches taller than their mothers. If your mom is taller then you you're an anomaly

 

[Deleted member 2756]

Certain positions are impossible though when the girl is taller than you or at least hard to do, even simple ones like doggy are hard because her femurs are longer so her ass is higher than your dick

is she attractive?

 

[Dude420]

Keep her on her knees.

 

[Ritalincel]

no comrade

 

[Heirio]

Keep her on her knees.

She would definitely want to fuck if we're in the shower, before she realizes it sucks ass cause water is the opposite of lube. I'm not sure I can accomplish keeping her on her knees the whole time but I'd try tbh

is she attractive?

She is 16, 6ft and weighs 145lbs, she's very hot lol

I would pm pics but I don't rly trust anyone on this site to not leak shit

 

[Blackout.xl]

Talking about your girlfriend is bragging.

Certain positions are impossible though when the girl is taller than you or at least hard to do, even simple ones like doggy are hard because her femurs are longer so her ass is higher than your dick

Kids aren't always taller than their parents, or else humans would be hundreds of feet tall by now. Most males however, are pretty much guaranteed to be at least a few inches taller than their mothers. If your mom is taller then you you're an anomaly

Talking about your girlfriend wanting you to get in the shower with her is a massive brag

 

[Deleted member 2756]

She would definitely want to fuck if we're in the shower, before she realizes it sucks ass cause water is the opposite of lube. I'm not sure I can accomplish keeping her on her knees the whole time but I'd try tbh

She is 16, 6ft and weighs 145lbs, she's very hot lol

I would pm pics but I don't rly trust anyone on this site to not leak shit

fair enough.

 

[Heirio]

Talking about your girlfriend wanting you to get in the shower with her is a massive brag

It's not uncommon at all. Most couples have showered together at one point

I just thought the thread would be funny, bro

 

[Blackout.xl]

It's not uncommon at all. Most couples have showered together at one point\

I just thought the thread would be funny, bro

No bro the thread just made me sad and raised my cortisol. But I can’t stop u, ur life is great

 

[bassfreak]

IM IN UTTER DISBELIEF WHAT I JUST READ , GIRL WANTED TO SHOWER WITH YOU AND U SAY NO ? ARE U HOMO OR MENTAL JFL ?

 

[Dogs]

She would definitely want to fuck if we're in the shower, before she realizes it sucks ass cause water is the opposite of lube. I'm not sure I can accomplish keeping her on her knees the whole time but I'd try tbh

She is 16, 6ft and weighs 145lbs, she's very hot lol

I would pm pics but I don't rly trust anyone on this site to not leak shit

Your girlfriend literally weighed more than me at one point and I'm 6'3 it's over for me

 

[Deleted member 685]

I love tall girls

 

[SteveRogers]

She'll keep you on your toes (pun intended)

 

[RAITEIII]

Keep her on her knees.

 

[Deleted member 656]

Just turn the lights off in the bathroom so you can tiptoe

 

[john2]

She is 6ft, hot asf her legs are so long

Fuarkk, lucky Cunt.

When I was 15 I was a 5'7" and my gf was 14, she was only 4ft 7.

Fuck! I want a tall woman! I am surrounded by dwarfs!!!!!!!!

 

[LooksmaxDon1]

you missed out on hot shower action

just lol @ You

 

[rockndogs]

Good job bro

 

[Roping Subhuman]

Wait.... then how do you have sex with her? you don't wear lifts in the bed do you?

Kinda seems like a larp tbh.