GONNA COPY ELLIOT RODGER RIGHT NOOOWWWWWWWWWW!

[Zygos4Life]

Now that I've got the FBIs attention
Can you guys at FBI hire me??!?!?!?!?!?
I want a good job I dont want to wageslave for the rest of my life
Thx

-yours sincerely, a good looking man

 

[Deleted member 2205]

XD

>/s

 

[Deleted member 1553]

Hello Zygos4lLife,

This is in response to your request for a job at the Federal Bureau of Investigations (herein referred to as 'the bureau'). Although we sincerely appreciate your enthusiasm, as well as needing more operatives to document and monitor this toxic website full of le inkwells, we unfortunately have to decline this 'application' for several reasons. Not only is this not the admissions center for the burea, you also have not fully disclosed a resume of sorts.

For information on how to properly apply for a position at the bureau, please consult this article

The FBI Wants You: Special Agent Application Now Open — FBI

Joining the FBI is like no other career choice you have explored.

www.fbi.gov

Best wishes,
Alex Goldwatersteinberg

 

[WhiskeyCocaine]

 

[StoicNihilist]

You'll get an excellent job for $0.23 cents an hour at a supermax facility prison.

 

[Ritalincel]

You'll get an excellent job for $0.23 cents an hour at a supermax facility prison.