GUIDE TO DETERMINE YOUR SMV IN COLLEGE

[CelestialEmpire]

TAKE YOUR AVERAGE SCORE OUT OF 5 ACROSS ALL CATEGORIES

HIERARCHIES FROM EXPERIENCE/OBSERVATIONS

RACE:
5 - WHITE (ANGLO/GERMANIC/NORDIC)
4 - WHITE PASSING LATINO, MEDITERRANEAN, SLAVIC
3 - LIGHTSKIN
2 - BLACK, EAST ASIAN, MENA, NATIVE
1 - JEWISH, INDIAN

SIZE:
5 - 6'6+ 240LB+ LEAN
4 - 6'3+ 220LB+ LEAN
3 - 6'0+ 200LB+ LEAN
2 - 5'9+ 180LB+ LEAN
1 - UNDER 5'9, UNDER 180LB

STATUS:
5 - TOP FRAT (TOUSE), LEGIT DJ, SIGNED MODEL
4 - IB/PE/HF INTERNSHIPS, ATHLETE
3 - MID FRAT
2 - BOTTOM FRAT (BOUSE)
1 - GDI

WEALTH:
5 - FAMILY BOAT, VACATION HOME, SPORTS CARS, EURO SUMMER EVERY YEAR, ST MORITZ/ASPEN IN THE WINTER ($50MM+ NET WORTH)
4 - UPPER MIDDLE CLASS ($10MM+ NET WORTH)
3 - MIDDLE CLASS ($3MM+ NET WORTH)
2 - WORKING CLASS/BLUE COLLAR ($1MM+ NET WORTH)
1 - POOR

 

[inversions]

3 - MIDDLE CLASS ($3MM+ NET WORTH)

A middle class family has a net worth of $3 million?

 

[CelestialEmpire]

A middle class family has a net worth of $3 million?

YES RETARD PAID OFF HOME (1.5MM+ IN ANY DECENT CITY), RETIREMENT ACCOUNTS, CARS, INVESTMENTS

 

[Romxnus753AC]

A middle class family has a net worth of $3 million?

they are jewish

 

[inversions]

YES RETARD PAID OFF HOME (1.5MM+ IN ANY DECENT CITY), RETIREMENT ACCOUNTS, CARS, INVESTMENTS

 

[holy]

actual fantasy land holy shit

 

[CelestialEmpire]

EXAMPLE OF 5/5 SMV:

6'6 250LB LEAN WASP NORTH ATLANTID CHADLITE IN A TOP FRAT, SUPER RICH FAMILY, D1 FOOTBALL PLAYER, SIGNED MODEL, INTERNSHIP AT KKR

EXAMPLE OF 1/5 SMV:

5'5 150LB SKINNYFAT INDIAN SUB5 NOT IN ANY FRAT WITH A POOR FAMILY FROM MUMBAI

 

[holy]

EXAMPLE OF 5/5 SMV:

6'6 250LB LEAN WASP NORTH ATLANTID CHADLITE IN A TOP FRAT, SUPER RICH FAMILY, D1 FOOTBALL PLAYER, SIGNED MODEL, INTERNSHIP AT KKR

EXAMPLE OF 1/5 SMV:

5'5 150LB SKINNYFAT INDIAN SUB5 NOT IN ANY FRAT WITH A POOR FAMILY FROM MUMBAI

describing your male crush on .org jfl

 

[Mike456]

EXAMPLE OF 5/5 SMV:

6'6 250LB LEAN WASP NORTH ATLANTID CHADLITE IN A TOP FRAT, SUPER RICH FAMILY, D1 FOOTBALL PLAYER, SIGNED MODEL, INTERNSHIP AT KKR

EXAMPLE OF 1/5 SMV:

5'5 150LB SKINNYFAT INDIAN SUB5 NOT IN ANY FRAT WITH A POOR FAMILY FROM MUMBAI

you cant be an D1 footbal player and a model and lean

 

[jeoyw9192]

EXAMPLE OF 5/5 SMV:

6'6 250LB LEAN WASP NORTH ATLANTID CHADLITE IN A TOP FRAT, SUPER RICH FAMILY, D1 FOOTBALL PLAYER, SIGNED MODEL, INTERNSHIP AT KKR

EXAMPLE OF 1/5 SMV:

5'5 150LB SKINNYFAT INDIAN SUB5 NOT IN ANY FRAT WITH A POOR FAMILY FROM MUMBAI

AspiringChanglite alt, bro used Alex Schlab's lower third to larp

 

[CelestialEmpire]

BUMP

 

[unfortunatehobbies]

IB/PE/HF internship ascends

this is literally the cope 'just study bro' but rewrapped.

DJ mogs athlete

and other cope you can read at night

 

[Chadlite.dream]

TAKE YOUR AVERAGE SCORE OUT OF 5 ACROSS ALL CATEGORIES

HIERARCHIES FROM EXPERIENCE/OBSERVATIONS

RACE:
5 - WHITE (ANGLO/GERMANIC/NORDIC)
4 - WHITE PASSING LATINO, MEDITERRANEAN, SLAVIC
3 - LIGHTSKIN
2 - BLACK, EAST ASIAN, MENA, NATIVE
1 - JEWISH, INDIAN

SIZE:
5 - 6'6+ 240LB+ LEAN
4 - 6'3+ 220LB+ LEAN
3 - 6'0+ 200LB+ LEAN
2 - 5'9+ 180LB+ LEAN
1 - UNDER 5'9, UNDER 180LB

STATUS:
5 - TOP FRAT (TOUSE), LEGIT DJ, SIGNED MODEL
4 - IB/PE/HF INTERNSHIPS, ATHLETE
3 - MID FRAT
2 - BOTTOM FRAT (BOUSE)
1 - GDI

WEALTH:
5 - FAMILY BOAT, VACATION HOME, SPORTS CARS, EURO SUMMER EVERY YEAR, ST MORITZ/ASPEN IN THE WINTER ($50MM+ NET WORTH)
4 - UPPER MIDDLE CLASS ($10MM+ NET WORTH)
3 - MIDDLE CLASS ($3MM+ NET WORTH)
2 - WORKING CLASS/BLUE COLLAR ($1MM+ NET WORTH)
1 - POOR

White
6‘1 185
Mid frat athlete
Upper middle class

 

[CelestialEmpire]

White
6‘1 185
Mid frat athlete
Upper middle class

very good smv, whats ur pheno and face like

 

[gigacumster3000]

lmao you actually think race is a factor in smv? what are you 12? get the fuck out of here with this cope.

 

[Chadlite.dream]

very good smv, whats ur pheno and face like

Look at posts

 

[Chadlite.dream]

lmao you actually think race is a factor in smv? what are you 12? get the fuck out of here with this cope.

That’s what it said in the fucking post gang white is better for white and black is better to pull blacks not that deep

 

[jfllcellular]

TAKE YOUR AVERAGE SCORE OUT OF 5 ACROSS ALL CATEGORIES

HIERARCHIES FROM EXPERIENCE/OBSERVATIONS

RACE:
5 - WHITE (ANGLO/GERMANIC/NORDIC)
4 - WHITE PASSING LATINO, MEDITERRANEAN, SLAVIC
3 - LIGHTSKIN
2 - BLACK, EAST ASIAN, MENA, NATIVE
1 - JEWISH, INDIAN

SIZE:
5 - 6'6+ 240LB+ LEAN
4 - 6'3+ 220LB+ LEAN
3 - 6'0+ 200LB+ LEAN
2 - 5'9+ 180LB+ LEAN
1 - UNDER 5'9, UNDER 180LB

STATUS:
5 - TOP FRAT (TOUSE), LEGIT DJ, SIGNED MODEL
4 - IB/PE/HF INTERNSHIPS, ATHLETE
3 - MID FRAT
2 - BOTTOM FRAT (BOUSE)
1 - GDI

WEALTH:
5 - FAMILY BOAT, VACATION HOME, SPORTS CARS, EURO SUMMER EVERY YEAR, ST MORITZ/ASPEN IN THE WINTER ($50MM+ NET WORTH)
4 - UPPER MIDDLE CLASS ($10MM+ NET WORTH)
3 - MIDDLE CLASS ($3MM+ NET WORTH)
2 - WORKING CLASS/BLUE COLLAR ($1MM+ NET WORTH)
1 - POOR

Literally all of this is determined years before you are even born btw. Brutal