GUIDE TO DETERMINE YOUR SMV IN COLLEGE

[CelestialEmpire]

TAKE YOUR AVERAGE SCORE OUT OF 5 ACROSS ALL CATEGORIES

HIERARCHIES FROM EXPERIENCE/OBSERVATIONS

RACE:
5 - WHITE (ANGLO/GERMANIC/NORDIC)
4 - WHITE PASSING LATINO, MEDITERRANEAN, SLAVIC
3 - LIGHTSKIN
2 - BLACK, EAST ASIAN, MENA, NATIVE
1 - JEWISH, INDIAN

SIZE:
5 - 6'6+ 240LB+ LEAN
4 - 6'3+ 220LB+ LEAN
3 - 6'0+ 200LB+ LEAN
2 - 5'9+ 180LB+ LEAN
1 - UNDER 5'9, UNDER 180LB

STATUS:
5 - TOP FRAT (TOUSE), LEGIT DJ, SIGNED MODEL
4 - IB/PE/HF INTERNSHIPS, ATHLETE
3 - MID FRAT
2 - BOTTOM FRAT (BOUSE)
1 - GDI

WEALTH:
5 - FAMILY BOAT, VACATION HOME, SPORTS CARS, EURO SUMMER EVERY YEAR, ST MORITZ/ASPEN IN THE WINTER ($50MM+ NET WORTH)
4 - UPPER MIDDLE CLASS ($10MM+ NET WORTH)
3 - MIDDLE CLASS ($3MM+ NET WORTH)
2 - WORKING CLASS/BLUE COLLAR ($1MM+ NET WORTH)
1 - POOR

 

[inversions]

3 - MIDDLE CLASS ($3MM+ NET WORTH)

A middle class family has a net worth of $3 million?

 

[CelestialEmpire]

A middle class family has a net worth of $3 million?

YES RETARD PAID OFF HOME (1.5MM+ IN ANY DECENT CITY), RETIREMENT ACCOUNTS, CARS, INVESTMENTS

 

[Romxnus753AC]

A middle class family has a net worth of $3 million?

they are jewish

 

[inversions]

YES RETARD PAID OFF HOME (1.5MM+ IN ANY DECENT CITY), RETIREMENT ACCOUNTS, CARS, INVESTMENTS

 

[holy]

actual fantasy land holy shit

 

[CelestialEmpire]

EXAMPLE OF 5/5 SMV:

6'6 250LB LEAN WASP NORTH ATLANTID CHADLITE IN A TOP FRAT, SUPER RICH FAMILY, D1 FOOTBALL PLAYER, SIGNED MODEL, INTERNSHIP AT KKR

EXAMPLE OF 1/5 SMV:

5'5 150LB SKINNYFAT INDIAN SUB5 NOT IN ANY FRAT WITH A POOR FAMILY FROM MUMBAI

 

[holy]

EXAMPLE OF 5/5 SMV:

6'6 250LB LEAN WASP NORTH ATLANTID CHADLITE IN A TOP FRAT, SUPER RICH FAMILY, D1 FOOTBALL PLAYER, SIGNED MODEL, INTERNSHIP AT KKR

EXAMPLE OF 1/5 SMV:

5'5 150LB SKINNYFAT INDIAN SUB5 NOT IN ANY FRAT WITH A POOR FAMILY FROM MUMBAI

describing your male crush on .org jfl

 

[Mike456]

EXAMPLE OF 5/5 SMV:

6'6 250LB LEAN WASP NORTH ATLANTID CHADLITE IN A TOP FRAT, SUPER RICH FAMILY, D1 FOOTBALL PLAYER, SIGNED MODEL, INTERNSHIP AT KKR

EXAMPLE OF 1/5 SMV:

5'5 150LB SKINNYFAT INDIAN SUB5 NOT IN ANY FRAT WITH A POOR FAMILY FROM MUMBAI

you cant be an D1 footbal player and a model and lean

 

[jeoyw9192]

EXAMPLE OF 5/5 SMV:

6'6 250LB LEAN WASP NORTH ATLANTID CHADLITE IN A TOP FRAT, SUPER RICH FAMILY, D1 FOOTBALL PLAYER, SIGNED MODEL, INTERNSHIP AT KKR

EXAMPLE OF 1/5 SMV:

5'5 150LB SKINNYFAT INDIAN SUB5 NOT IN ANY FRAT WITH A POOR FAMILY FROM MUMBAI

AspiringChanglite alt, bro used Alex Schlab's lower third to larp

 

[CelestialEmpire]

BUMP

 

[unfortunatehobbies]

IB/PE/HF internship ascends

this is literally the cope 'just study bro' but rewrapped.

DJ mogs athlete

and other cope you can read at night