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pneumocystosis
the rich get ozempic, the poor get body positivity
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YOU NEED TO BE LOW INHIB IF YOU WANT TO ACHIEVE ANYTHING EXOTIC IN LIFE.
YOU HAVE TO BE A NONCONFORMIST.
YOU HAVE TO BE A NONCONFORMIST.
I hate vague, pseudo-motivational phrases like these. HOWEVER. This is 1 of the only 3 rules that I believe to be UNIVERSALLY APPLICABLE and ESSENTIAL into succeeding in life.
A few days ago, I made a thread on my ascension at 18 (which is quite late): https://looksmax.org/threads/my-insane-transformation-at-18-pics.592607/
In my thread, I talked about how LEANMAXXING was the second most important looksmax to exist.
I briefly explained how you could leanmaxx by being in a caloric deficit, avoiding sodium, eating potassium, etc.
I also mentioned diuretics. Diuretics are consumables (and injectables when considering medication) that flush the water out of your body.
Looksmaxxers take diuretics such as caffeine to get rid of facial bloat and get hollow cheeks.
However, Lasix is a very strong diuretic medication. That's what Zac Efron used in Baywatch to attain his super lean, waterless physique:
After seeing a thread about Lasix, I did my own research.
Turns out Lasix is just a label name, and the diuretic is Furosemide.
Furosemide is a loop diuretic medication, meaning that it inhibits the Na-K-Cl cotransporter in the Henle Loop, inside the kidneys. What they do is stop the cotransporter from allowing sodium (potassium chloride and water) from entering your body. That way, it all stays within the tubes and gets evacuated as urine, and the kidney passes out more fluid to compensate for the lack of water in the body (which will also get evacuated instead).
The thing is, you can't buy Furosemide over the counter. You need a prescription. You need to be diagnosed with hypertension and/or have had a heart failure and suffer from severe water retention (often in your limbs) because of it/them.
Upon learning this, I'm pretty sure 99.9% of you so-called looksmaxxers would have given up and carried on LDARing.
Pathetic.
A solution that a tiny portion of you may have considered was to buy them from a dodgy online steroid shop for over 15 times the price (no joke, i was gonna pay 17x the pharamacy price, shipping included).
However, a true, low-inhib looksmaxxer like myself would have NOT ONLY made sure to get the product, but also COST-EFFICIENTLY.
Looksmaxxing is all about trying new techniques, diets, supplements, until you ascend. You can't be wasting money on a random test product if you want your looksmaxxing journey to be sustainable for your wallet.
28 Furosemide (40mg) pills cost £4 in a pharmacy. I was not going to spend £68 on them on a roid e-shop.
So I photoshopped a prescription.
yes.
But no, not the way you think I did.
You see, a lot of fraudsters are fucking retarded. In this case, a normie fraudster would have simply photoshopped their GP's prescription and handed it to the pharmacist.
You can't do that you muppet, you'll get found out. Pharmacists know the local GPs, and would simply contact them to understand why they're prescribing xanax or diuretics to a seemingly healthy teen. A simple phone call or record check and you're busted.
Before reading how I did it, you have to understand that people are uncomfortable in unfamiliar situations.
Basically, the UK allows pharmacists to deliver medication indicated on prescriptions made by doctors in the EEA and Switzerland.
So you can go in any UK pharmacy with a prescription written in a foreign language, as long as it is written by a EEA/Swiss certified Doctor.
As I'm French, and I know that a lot of people in the UK understand basic French, I chose to photoshop a French Prescription.
I used some random French doctor's info, produced some seemingly legit barcodes and a signature + stamp, and prescribed myself some Furosemide for 2 months.
Upon seeing the French prescription, the pharmacists main focus was no longer verifying if it seemed legit, but trying to translate it.
You see? She was out of her comfort zone when confronted with the french writing, so her brain didn't function as it usually would have. She neglected the authentification process she usually goes through in her mind ("does this medication usually get prescribed to healthy teens? could this kid be trying to resell this?"etc.) and focused on translating the text. She gave me my Furosemide within 2 minutes.
Making the prescription in a different language also allowed me be to less rigorous with formatting and wording, as no UK pharmacist would be familiar with the French prescription standards.
I also went to a pharmacy that I don't usually go to, just in case I got kicked out or trespassed.
Anyway, I got the Furosemide, took some last night, and my cheeks were hollow for my date.
YES I WENT ON MY FIRST EVER DATE. IT WENT GREAT!
(SKIP IF NOT INTERESTED, IRRELEVANT TO TOPIC)
I took her to a nice Italian restaurant. We flirted and chatted quite naturally! She's beautiful fucking hell. She's the stacylite I got with on my first night clubbing in the UK.
Anyway, at one point during the date, she asked me to repeat what I said, and I was tryna be flirty so I said "sorry I don't repeat myself for slightly above-average girls". BTW, she likes to call me "mid" and stuff like that, that's how we flirt.
But then she seemed annoyed and answered "Why would I care about what a random guy I met in a club 3 times has to say about me?". She didn't even laugh, she was genuinely pissed. I thought she was gonna walk off. The silence after that was deadly.
I was gonna kill myself in the bathroom. But, then it started getting better.
After paying for dinner (and showing off my Amex Centurion), we went for a walk and started making out in the streets.
While we were kissing, she stopped and said "You're cold, you need to go to bed. You need to go home".
wtf.
What does that mean? bruh.
So we start walking back to my accomodation. I kiss her saying that I don't wanna her leave her, and she says she doesn't want to leave me either.
wtf?? so why is she taking me back to my accomodation then??
Then a few things clicked. My nt-ness came back for a half-second and I asked her if she wanted to be warm too in my accomodation.
Obviously she said yes. What a dumbass I am. I waffled for like 30 mins before asking that JFL.
So she got back into my accom room and we kissed for 9 hours straight. I got to see and kiss things I never got to see or kiss before
I'm still a virgin, but she wants to take my virginity on Tuesday in her double bed in her accomodation.
She is HQNP by the way, she only had one boyfriend when she was 14, and kissed one dude during summer 2020.
She admitted to be spying on me on instagram with her friends for the past two weeks. She has screenshots of my selfie-pic-stories in her My Eyes Only!! I think she genuinely likes me. It's hard for me to believe as an 18 year old relationshipless virgin who got his first kiss in August of this year, but I feel like she does.
I'll keep you guys updated, even if you don't really give a fuck.
Thanks for reading this mess of a thread. Hope you learned something.
Pneumo
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