How can I convince my mom to buy me a penis extender without making it awkward?

[Autismcel]

I want to start PE at late 17 (I'm turning 18 in early april) Though I'm still in puberty (don't know if I will grow more)

How can I convince my mommy without making things awkward??? Also, will it maybe stunt possible late puberty gains?

 

[Autismcel]

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[mirrormogger]

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[Deleted member 61895]

I want to start PE at late 17 (I'm turning 18 in early april) Though I'm still in puberty (don't know if I will grow more)

How can I convince my mommy without making things awkward??? Also, will it maybe stunt possible late puberty gains?

Kill your self. Get off this website.

 

[Autismcel]

Kill your self. Get off this website.

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Nigger you are 17.
What the actual hell are you here for? Are you planning to join the rot?

 

[Autismcel]

Nigger you are 17.
What the actual hell are you here for? Are you planning to join the rot?

Yes. It's my destiny.

 

[FaceandBBC]

You're just going to have to order it and get that shit in the mail ASAP. I've had 3 pump cylinders with the gauge and a vac extender and my parents never found out because I'm just a low inhib ass nigga.

 

[Deleted member 61895]

You're just going to have to order it and get that shit in the mail ASAP. I've had 3 pump cylinders with the gauge and a vac extender before and my parents never found out because I'm just a low inhib ass nigga.

What is your mental disorder?? Your getting penis pumps for nothing, its not like anyone woman would lay with you??
Save your money and diginity.

 

[Autismcel]

You're just going to have to order it and get that shit in the mail ASAP. I've had 3 pump cylinders with the gauge and a vac extender and my parents never found out because I'm just a low inhib ass nigga.

But I'm neetbuxxing from my mom rn.

I need to tell her to order it for me I don't have any money

 

[Autismcel]

What is your mental disorder?? Your getting penis pumps for nothing, its not like anyone woman would lay with you??
Save your money and diginity.

It's never over.

 

[Deleted member 61895]

It's never over.

The fact you are here it is over.
I'm here because I hate the world, I do not care if I can get women, they are all whores.
I do not want to associte with the gentile world.

 

[ihatereddit]

what is your dick size

 

[Kreatophagia]

Just ask her. Ultimately, regardless of the way you phrase it, she'll know it's to make your dick bigger. You may aswell just be straightforward about it.

If you think your mother would be bothered by it, why don't you just order it yourself and lie about what it's for if she sees it?

 

[Autismcel]

what is your dick size

5.1(13cm) NBP, 5.5(14cm) BP don't know about girth

 

[Autismcel]

Just ask her. Ultimately, regardless of your words, she'll still know it's to make your dick bigger. You may aswell just be straightforward about it.

If you think your mother would be bothered by it, why don't you just order it yourself and lie about what it's for if she sees it?

But i can't order it for myself I'm 17

Also I AM going to ask her, I just don't want to make it awkward

 

[sub5c3l]

flash your small dick infront of your parents so they see it and u get to buy extenders

 

[Autismcel]

flash your small dick infront of your parents so they see it and u get to buy extenders

So they send me to palestine to fight alongside hamas??? No thanks

 

[Autismcel]

flash your small dick infront of your parents so they see it and u get to buy extenders

Also it's NOT small.

 

[sub5c3l]

Also it's NOT small.

for now just strech with your hands

 

[Autismcel]

for now just strech with your hands

Jelqing/manuals aren't supported by science and are dangerous, I don't wanna risk it

 

[FaceandBBC]

What is your mental disorder?? Your getting penis pumps for nothing, its not like anyone woman would lay with you??
Save your money and diginity.

I've used penis pumps to increase my flaccid and erect size and got my moneys worth. My erections are strong as a brick. And I have hooked up with women before so I don't see where this projection is coming from.

But I'm neetbuxxing from my mom rn.

I need to tell her to order it for me I don't have any money

If I were in your shoes rn, I would lay off on the extender atm and just focus on doing manual stretches since it's free and more beginner friendly. I would do manuals until I get the money for an extender.

 

[Autismcel]

I've used penis pumps to increase my flaccid and erect size and got my moneys worth. My erections are strong as a brick. And I have hooked up with women before so I don't see where this projection is coming from.

If I were in your shoes rn, I would lay off on the extender atm and just focus on doing manual stretches since it's free and more beginner friendly. I would do manuals until I get the money for an extender.

The problem is that they're the most dangerous exercise + not backed by science unlike extenders and pumps

 

[Deleted member 61895]

I've used penis pumps to increase my flaccid and erect size and got my moneys worth. My erections are strong as a brick. And I have hooked up with women before so I don't see where this projection is coming from.

Larp. Look at what website the two of us rot on.
Yes you slain women but tell me.

Have any stayed?

 

[Autismcel]

Larp. Look at what website the two of us rot on.
Yes you slain women but tell me.

Have any stayed?

Who cares??? You slayed and got some puss to brag about.

LTRs are for HTNs minimum anyways

 

[Deleted member 61895]

Who cares??? You slayed and got some puss to brag about.

LTRs are for HTNs minimum anyways

Such utter tripe.
All that for just a spark in your mind that will be forgotten in five minutes.
You are connecting with a woman on the most intimate level possible and acting like its a quick thing.

 

[strawberrymushroom]

But I'm neetbuxxing from my mom rn.

I need to tell her to order it for me I don't have any money

Just whip out some porn and tell her it’s ur dream job

 

[FaceandBBC]

The problem is that they're the most dangerous exercise + not backed by science unlike extenders and pumps

They are only dangerous if you don't know what you're doing and pull too hard. It's just like extending since you are using your hands to create the tension and stretch your ligaments.

Spoiler: Spoiler

 

[strawberrymushroom]

5.1(13cm) NBP, 5.5(14cm) BP don't know about girth

Over for ur ass send me $150 and I’ll save u

 

[heightmaxxing]

Don't tell her wtf just save up money and buy it yourself

 

[FBl]

I've used penis pumps to increase my flaccid and erect size and got my moneys worth. My erections are strong as a brick. And I have hooked up with women before so I don't see where this projection is coming from.

Before and after length?

 

[bourgeoizyzz]

I want to start PE at late 17 (I'm turning 18 in early april) Though I'm still in puberty (don't know if I will grow more)

How can I convince my mommy without making things awkward??? Also, will it maybe stunt possible late puberty gains?

tell her it's a back massager

women understand that code

 

[Autismcel]

tell her it's a back massager

women understand that code

My mom will think that it's a torture device cuz extenders look like one

 

[Autismcel]

Over for ur ass send me $150 and I’ll save u

Why do you keep telling members it's over no matter what their size is and ask them for $150?

 

[Autismcel]

They are only dangerous if you don't know what you're doing and pull too hard. It's just like extending since you are using your hands to create the tension and stretch your ligaments.

Spoiler: Spoiler

They're not beginner friendly at all BD said it himself

Extenders are much safer

 

[strawberrymushroom]

Why do you keep telling members it's over no matter what their size is and ask them for $150?

Bro I have to get roids and drugs but it is kind of over for ur ass unless ur girth is 6+ and I do have some methods that could save u

 

[darktriadprince]

Who cares??? You slayed and got some puss to brag about.

LTRs are for HTNs minimum anyways

 

[Autismcel]

Bro I have to get roids and drugs but it is kind of over for ur ass unless ur girth is 6+ and I do have some methods that could save u

Roiding is a looksmin bhai. Not worth it AT ALL.

 

[orangomango2003]

it's cope don't waste your money lol

 

[Autismcel]

it's cope don't waste your money lol

It's not lol

 

[strawberrymushroom]

Roiding is a looksmin bhai. Not worth it AT ALL.

Hcg would save u without u having to use this stuff

 

[Autismcel]

Hcg would save u without u having to use this stuff

You mean HGH?

 

[strawberrymushroom]

You mean HGH?

Nah

 

[strawberrymushroom]

You mean HGH?

Get on l citrulline start taking cialis and 50k d3

 

[Autismcel]

Nah

I searched about HCG and it told me that it matters during pregnancy for women?

 

[Autismcel]

Get on l citrulline start taking cialis and 50k d3

Currently I'm only taking zinc, magnesium and omega-3 idk abt allat

 

[FaceandBBC]

Before and after length?

My before flaccid length was 4 inches nbp if I remember and now it's at about 5.3-5.5 inches nbp. Erect length use to be 6 nbp and am 6.5 nbp currently.

They're not beginner friendly at all BD said it himself

Extenders are much safer

They are beginner friendly, thats why you follow the beginner guides for manual stretches instead of just going straight ahead and pulling on your shit. I do agree on extenders being safer since you at least know how much tension you're using. And you don't have to use arm strength for extending.

 

[Autismcel]

My before flaccid length was 4 inches nbp if I remember and now it's at about 5.3-5.5 inches nbp. Erect length use to be 6 nbp and am 6.5 nbp currently.

They are beginner friendly, thats why you follow the beginner guides for manual stretches instead of just going straight ahead and pulling on your shit. I do agree on extenders being safer since you at least know how much tension you're using. And you don't have to use arm strength for extending.

Do you think late puberty gains are possible? I'm still growing hair all over my body and can't grow proper facial hair (I'm the only one between my peers that can't)

 

[strawberrymushroom]

I searched about HCG and it told me that it matters during pregnancy for women?

Get creatine too. Women use it but it makes ur balls bigger and should help with eq

 

[strawberrymushroom]

Do you think late puberty gains are possible? I'm still growing hair all over my body and can't grow proper facial hair (I'm the only one between my peers that can't)

If they are u have to inject testosterone rn this is why it’s important