How can I survive the coronavirus?

[Alt Number 3]

The governement has closed their borders too late and the gooks are in. Corona is coming to town and I am in utter terror

Australian iq is low as shit and they are still making memes. I must prepare myself when these idiots get corona as they will instantly proceed to sneeze in my face.

 

[Deleted member 1464]

ldar

 

[RichardSpencel]

They all laughed at me for rotting in my basement.

WELL WHOSE LAUGHING NOW!!

 

[Alt Number 3]

ldar

Yeah but the postman and other advertisers won’t stop banging on my house door. Next time I will set the dog on them

 

[Deleted member 4645]

JFL if you're not coronamaxxing.

 

[Deleted member 1089]

Yeah but the postman and other advertisers won’t stop banging on my house door. Next time I will set the dog on them

Put up a guillotine right by the door activated by the bell.

 

[Gonthar]

Build insane immunity, by exposing yourself to extreme conditions: cold showers, ice baths, hot saunas, stay outside and play in the dirt, play with animals, eat uncooked food, etc.

 

[stuckneworleans]

band together with your fellow australian @Ritalincel

 

[Roping Subhuman]

That's what i'm laughing at as well.

They're closing borders and panicking just now? absolutely low IQ if you didn't close borders and kick all Gooks out since day 1 jfl.

 

[Deleted member 1089]

That's what i'm laughing at as well.

They're closing borders and panicking just now? absolutely low IQ if you didn't close borders and kick all Gooks out since day 1 jfl.

Thats racist!!!!!

 

[Enlil]

bro unless ur like +30yo boomer, chink virus won't do a shit to you

 

[Alt Number 3]

That's what i'm laughing at as well.

They're closing borders and panicking just now? absolutely low IQ if you didn't close borders and kick all Gooks out since day 1 jfl.

Normies forget so easily. Same shit when SARS happened. But it’s even worse now since people can travel anywhere and dont give a fuck

 

[Blackout.xl]

LDAR as hard as you can. Wear a mask while going out and carry hand sanitizer. Don’t talk to chinks

 

[Alt Number 3]

bro unless ur like +30yo boomer, chink virus won't do a shit to you

I don’t want to lose my betabux (dad)

 

[StoicNihilist]

LDAR, wear a medical mask in public, wash your hands frequently.

Honestly, avoiding the sick is the best way.

 

[Alt Number 3]

I am in utter fear of gooks

 

[Ritalincel]

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[rockndogs]

outbackmaxx

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[LastGerman]

That's what i'm laughing at as well.

They're closing borders and panicking just now? absolutely low IQ if you didn't close borders and kick all Gooks out since day 1 jfl.

It is all a farce and we know it.

 

[Ritalincel]

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[Alt Number 3]

ah

 

[Ritalincel]

That's what i'm laughing at as well.

They're closing borders and panicking just now? absolutely low IQ if you didn't close borders and kick all Gooks out since day 1 jfl.

 

[AutisticBeaner]

ngl if you die from corona without having any diseases then you failed yourself by not taking care of yourself