how the hell do i actually gain weight

[mid234]

Test, eq, mk

no test lol im not shutting my growth plates early im already malnutritioned enough or smth

whats eq

ive been on mk

 

[mid234]

nigga tap into cyproheptadine and thank me later

will look into it

 

[_Nazareth_]

no test lol im not shutting my growth plates early im already malnutritioned enough or smth

whats eq

ive been on mk

Equipoise. Honestly after seeing the stick you have for an arm you have bigger issues than growth plates , and that can be mediated thru ais

 

[mid234]

Wish i had problems like this

i dont

 

[bluem30]

will look into it

i went from 89 to 108 in 2 months on it
was only 4mg nightly too

 

[vesalius]

most likely just a hormone issue not something to do with how much u eat

 

[mid234]

most likely just a hormone issue not something to do with how much u eat

thyroid? doctors arent helping read the other replies in the thread

 

[theogs]

if ur on MK or Reta hop off and just eat high cal foods like shitty slop food

 

[theogs]

you might have fast metabolism if u cant gain weight but eat for a family of 10

 

[mid234]

if ur on MK or Reta hop off and just eat high cal foods like shitty slop food

mk makes you hungrier
reta makes you stop eating why would i even go near reta if i have known my issue for ages

 

[mid234]

you might have fast metabolism if u cant gain weight but eat for a family of 10

think i figured that one out years ago but its too fucking fast i think its a thyroid issue but doctors are retards in the UK

 

[theogs]

think i figured that one out years ago but its too fucking fast i think its a thyroid issue but doctors are retards in the UK

tried antithyroid drugs? or beta blockers? or just remove the fucking thyroid gland if its that bad ig

 

[mid234]

tried antithyroid drugs? or beta blockers? or just remove the fucking thyroid gland if its that bad ig

yeah well its not any fucking help when your parents are against the idea of any medicinal intervention or pharmaceuticals if its not advised by a GP or whatever

 

[theogs]

yeah well its not any fucking help when your parents are against the idea of any medicinal intervention or pharmaceuticals if its not advised by a GP or whatever

ggz

 

[Mavueis]

i tried gaining weight where i drank 1 litre / half litre of raw milk every day and ate 4-6 eggs in the morning and other shit (i only was able to because i had mk677 and it worked in making my appetite bigger but nothing for height obv) and i did it for like 2 weeks and i went back to the doctor i went from 35kg > 34kg

what the actual fuck am i supposed to do

eat rice and grain, tell me why you need to waste money on food; when you die you’ll be dead forever, youre wasting your time, your money should go into scientific research for immortality so then ur weight gain can amount to something, when ur dead you'll be dead forever. recognise priorities

 

[mid234]

eat rice and grain, tell me why you need to waste money on food; when you die you’ll be dead forever, youre wasting your time, your money should go into scientific research for immortality so then ur weight gain can amount to something, when ur dead you'll be dead forever. recognise priorities

rice and grain doesnt fucking work ive eaten it once a week for atleast 2 meals a week for my entire life

 

[mid234]

eat rice and grain, tell me why you need to waste money on food; when you die you’ll be dead forever, youre wasting your time, your money should go into scientific research for immortality so then ur weight gain can amount to something, when ur dead you'll be dead forever. recognise priorities

im not wasting money on food i need the nutrition bro thats like saying why are you looksmaxxing if you know we are all going to die anyways. also immortality will never be achieved jfl

 

[Mavueis]

im not wasting money on food i need the nutrition bro thats like saying why are you looksmaxxing if you know we are all going to die anyways. also immortality will never be achieved jfl

because lowtier iqlets cannot recognise humanitys priorities and put emotion aside, you think with your ass. nothing is worth anything until immortality is achieved, if u disagree you arent worth engaging with because wanting to die classes as a mental illness

 

[mid234]

because lowtier iqlets cannot recognise humanitys priorities and put emotion aside, you think with your ass. nothing is worth anything until immortality is achieved, if u disagree you arent worth engaging with because wanting to die classes as a mental illness

i dont want to die but if you geniunely think immortality exists or will exist in the future you are a retard and you are mentally ill

 

[InspiredByClav]

i tried gaining weight where i drank 1 litre / half litre of raw milk every day and ate 4-6 eggs in the morning and other shit (i only was able to because i had mk677 and it worked in making my appetite bigger but nothing for height obv) and i did it for like 2 weeks and i went back to the doctor i went from 35kg > 34kg

what the actual fuck am i supposed to do

Binge on pure shit food

 

[InspiredByClav]

i tried gaining weight where i drank 1 litre / half litre of raw milk every day and ate 4-6 eggs in the morning and other shit (i only was able to because i had mk677 and it worked in making my appetite bigger but nothing for height obv) and i did it for like 2 weeks and i went back to the doctor i went from 35kg > 34kg

what the actual fuck am i supposed to do

Wait nigga if your 35kg your either malnourished or below the age of 14? Jfl

 

[mid234]

Wait nigga if your 35kg your either malnourished or below the age of 14? Jfl

im 15 and i eat like crazy read the other replies i showed 2 pictures of my arm

 

[InspiredByClav]

im 15 and i eat like crazy read the other replies i showed 2 pictures of my arm

Alr at least your trying

 

[Mavueis]

i dont want to die but if you geniunely think immortality exists or will exist in the future you are a retard and you are mentally ill

provide proof of a past instance where all of humanity unified under the goal of unbrainwashing all of society and combining all the greatest scientists in achieving immortality

 

[mid234]

provide proof of a past instance where all of humanity unified under the goal of unbrainwashing all of society and combining all the greatest scientists in achieving immortality

what the fuck are you dreaming about you schizo go have your meds and get off this website

 

[Mavueis]

what the fuck are you dreaming about you schizo go have your meds and get off this website

Provide valid argument or concede

 

[vesalius]

thyroid? doctors arent helping read the other replies in the thread

maybe i wouldn’t know but yeah that sucks try and see if there’s anyone else who’s knowledgeable about this who u can talk to

 

[mid234]

Provide valid argument or concede

my argument is immortality isnt possible because you cant expect to survive after touching the sun or smth its retarded, you think we have the capabilities to do that?

 

[whatevenislm]

if your 77 pounds your malnourished, if your open to anabolic roids do anavar

this nigga just said do anavar to gain weight i’m fucking crine kill yourself iqlet

 

[mike1223277189]

i tried gaining weight where i drank 1 litre / half litre of raw milk every day and ate 4-6 eggs in the morning and other shit (i only was able to because i had mk677 and it worked in making my appetite bigger but nothing for height obv) and i did it for like 2 weeks and i went back to the doctor i went from 35kg > 34kg

what the actual fuck am i supposed to do

shut up faggot nigger

 

[mid234]

shut up faggot nigger

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[Doom0]

tbh mk677+liquid calories also roids tbh never seen someone say they're this light

 

[whatevenislm]

i tried gaining weight where i drank 1 litre / half litre of raw milk every day and ate 4-6 eggs in the morning and other shit (i only was able to because i had mk677 and it worked in making my appetite bigger but nothing for height obv) and i did it for like 2 weeks and i went back to the doctor i went from 35kg > 34kg

what the actual fuck am i supposed to do

u might have gut microbe issue, insulin sensitivity issues, or digestive issues. maybe h pylori or heliobacteria. you should go get that checked out. taking mk, and eating over ur maintenance daily for 2 weeks then losing a kg? that’s not right.

i just end up shitting a fuck ton out and then my mom shouts at me for being in the toilet for so long

this is probably because nutrients aren’t being absorbed and all your food is literally going into your body, turned into mush, then shat back out of ur body with 0 nutrient partitioning or caloric/protein intake

 

[jimmymogs]

im hopping on after GCSEs

Bro just slow down metabolism. Research how. Then also add the necessary drugs. If you hop on Hgh and eat right after every time u pin, u will gain weight overproducing insulin

 

[mid234]

u might have gut microbe issue, insulin sensitivity issues, or digestive issues. maybe h pylori or heliobacteria. you should go get that checked out. taking mk, and eating over ur maintenance daily for 2 weeks then losing a kg? that’s not right.

this is probably because nutrients aren’t being absorbed and all your food is literally going into your body, turned into mush, then shat back out of ur body with 0 nutrient partitioning or caloric/protein intake

the doctors are absolutely fucking useless i have to been to them 10s of time per year they do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. 0 diagnosis no issues found theyre all retards i hope the hospital gets blown up and they all die fuck all of them

 

[jimmymogs]

eat rice and grain, tell me why you need to waste money on food; when you die you’ll be dead forever, youre wasting your time, your money should go into scientific research for immortality so then ur weight gain can amount to something, when ur dead you'll be dead forever. recognise priorities

Stop giving diet advice. Never gonna fucking work

 

[Vass]

saying that like i can just control it

you literally can nigga your metabolism isn't fixed

my parents are so annoying theyre so neglectful they wont even let me touch it

don't tell them then???

 

[mid234]

you literally can nigga your metabolism isn't fixed

don't tell them then???

its not as simple i dont have locks on my room, my little brother sleeps in the same room as me + i dont hoover or vaccuum my house and room my mum or sister does and its gonna look hella suspicious if one day i tell them to not vaccuum my room or me doing it myself since they vacuum one floor at a time with all rooms

 

[whatevenislm]

the doctors are absolutely fucking useless i have to been to them 10s of time per year they do ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. 0 diagnosis no issues found theyre all retards i hope the hospital gets blown up and they all die fuck all of them

yeah same shit w me tbh, had an eating disorder my whole life and i literally diagnosed that shit myself those fuck niggas are just retarded wagecucks that have no motivation to care either way gotta do everything for urself nowadays

 

[Vass]

its not as simple i dont have locks on my room, my little brother sleeps in the same room as me + i dont hoover or vaccuum my house and room my mum or sister does and its gonna look hella suspicious if one day i tell them to not vaccuum my room or me doing it myself since they vacuum one floor at a time with all rooms

I don't have a lock in my room either and it doesn't matter because you can't really force them to not enter your room if they wanted. Just find a good place to hide it, steroid/hgh vials are pretty small so i'm sure you can find a way. Needles are a bigger problem since they come in a big box, I just put my needle box in my shelf and blend in plain sight with my other things. Anyways there is always some way you could even tape it under your bed or some shit or hollow out a book and put it inside or something. There's like 10000s different ways.

You could even hide them outside your house if you're really creative.

 

[mid234]

I don't have a lock in my room either and it doesn't matter because you can't force them to not enter your room. Just find a good place to hide it, steroid/hgh vials are pretty small so i'm sure you can find a way. Needles are a bigger problem since they come in a big box, I just put my needle box in my shelf and blend in plain sight with my other things. Anyways there is always some way you could even tape it under your bed or some shit or hollow out a book and put it inside or something. There's like 10000s different ways.

You could even hide them outside your house if you're really creative.

really good idea, but its too hot its heating up in the UK so i cant store in my shed, i can maybe store in my freezer but shell find out one day

 

[Vass]

Or if you're insane but desperate you could tape it to your body under your clothes or something 24/7 (joke btw probably a bad idea)

 

[mid234]

Or if you're insane but desperate you could tape it to your body under your clothes or something 24/7 (joke btw probably a bad idea)

terrible idea imagine you fall or hit something and it falls out and smashes everywhere

 

[Vass]

really good idea, but its too hot its heating up in the UK so i cant store in my shed, i can maybe store in my freezer but shell find out one day

It depends what you're storing, steroids don't need to be refrigerated and can be stored in room temperature (to some extent, obviously don't leave them somewhere too hot). Lyophilized (powder form) HGH can be stored in room temperature but it's a bit less stable than roids so it's fine for 3-4 months before it starts degrading. Reconsituted HGH needs to be in the fridge, unless you use one whole vial a day. And oral steroids or SARMs you don't need to refridgerate at all because they're just pills and insanely easy to hide. Although if you are doing oral steroids and SARMs it is necessary to use a testosterone base (but for a base you don't need much test, just 1 small vial will do for 10-20 weeks).

I don't know the exact temperature where you are, a warm shed is probably fine especially if you make sure to put it in shade and near the floor where it's cooler (unless your shed is super hot for some reason)

 

[mid234]

It depends what you're storing, steroids don't need to be refrigerated and can be stored in room temperature (to some extent, obviously don't leave them somewhere too hot). Lyophilized (powder form) HGH can be stored in room temperature but it's a bit less stable than roids so it's fine for 3-4 months before it starts degrading. Reconsituted HGH needs to be in the fridge, unless you use one whole vial a day. And oral steroids or SARMs you don't need to refridgerate at all because they're just pills and insanely easy to hide. Although if you are doing oral steroids and SARMs it is necessary to use a testosterone base (but for a base you don't need much test, just 1 small vial will do for 10-20 weeks).

I don't know the exact temperature where you are, a warm shed is probably fine especially if you make sure to put it in shade and near the floor where it's cooler (unless your shed is super hot for some reason)

my shed had alot of spiders we washed the whole place down 2 years ago, there might be a few spiders and stuff again but not that ive seen when i went inside yesterday

also i think the freezer is the best idea i have 3 freezers and one is box freezer in a different room than the kitchen so i can just hide it at the bottom and itll never get found

 

[Vass]

my shed had alot of spiders we washed the whole place down 2 years ago, there might be a few spiders and stuff again but not that ive seen when i went inside yesterday

also i think the freezer is the best idea i have 3 freezers and one is box freezer in a different room than the kitchen so i can just hide it at the bottom and itll never get found

Spiders don't matter it's not like they can get into the bottle or something

Depends if your freezers are actual freezers or refrigerators. You don't want to put reconstituted HGH in a freezer. You don't want to put oils in the freezer either. You can put lyophilized (powder) HGH in the freezer, not necessary if you don't they'll still last 3-4 months but if you do they can last many years.

One thing you can do if you are putting vials in a fridge, you can scrape off or rip off the label. That way if they are found nobody really knows what they are and you can say they're skincare products or some shit.

 

[mid234]

Spiders don't matter it's not like they can get into the bottle or something

Depends if your freezers are actual freezers or refrigerators. You don't want to put reconstituted HGH in a freezer. You don't want to put oils in the freezer either. You can put lyophilized (powder) HGH in the freezer, not necessary if you don't they'll still last 3-4 months but if you do they can last many years.

One thing you can do if you are putting vials in a fridge, you can scrape off or rip off the label. That way if they are found nobody really knows what they are and you can say they're skincare products or some shit.

yeah true but you dont understand how many of them there were 2 years ago. no joke there were colonies of spiders in all the corners and it was horrid and filthy they reproduced and made so many and the shed is kinda uselss so they all were stuck inside idek how they survived

oh yeah i meant storeing lyophilised in the freezer still dont know where im going to put reconstituted also my parents know about peptides i hinted at it and they outright said no

 

[belowavgheight]

saying that like i can just control it

u js gotta tell it to slow down

get myfitnesspal and track every cal down to a tee. aim for 3900-4200 of real food. that’s what i did

 

[lefort3cel]

Dude idk if this is larp, I feel at 77 lbs at 5ft6 you should be dead, or at least very close to it, i mean your brain literal does not have enough nutrients to function properly, but ill make a high iq reply, I was like you too, 130lbs at 6ft4, bro I was so sick all the time and never eating, I would throw up after every meal and feel fucking depressed because I looked like a holocaust survivor. I felt like I never would get better. Then I went to psychiatrist, they gave me a drug called mirtazapine, which is an antidepressant that is notorious for making you gain weight. You will get hungry a lot more and gain weight. Anyway, I ended up gaining 45 lbs on this drug and now look a bit more normal, although still skinny. So ask your doctor to try mirtazapine, I am almost certain in your situation they would prescribe it. There aren't a lot of side effects except for being super tired right after taking it, so take it when you go to sleep at night so you wake up not tired. But this drug is kinda weird in that the higher the dose, the less appetite effect it has, so you want to use the lowest dose 7.5mg for highest appetite boost

 

[mid234]

Dude idk if this is larp, I feel at 77 lbs at 5ft6 you should be dead, or at least very close to it, i mean your brain literal does not have enough nutrients to function properly, but ill make a high iq reply, I was like you too, 130lbs at 6ft4, bro I was so sick all the time and never eating, I would throw up after every meal and feel fucking depressed because I looked like a holocaust survivor. I felt like I never would get better. Then I went to psychiatrist, they gave me a drug called mirtazapine, which is an antidepressant that is notorious for making you gain weight. You will get hungry a lot more and gain weight. Anyway, I ended up gaining 45 lbs on this drug and now look a bit more normal, although still skinny. So ask your doctor to try mirtazapine, I am almost certain in your situation they would prescribe it. There aren't a lot of side effects except for being super tired right after taking it, so take it when you go to sleep at night so you wake up not tired. But this drug is kinda weird in that the higher the dose, the less appetite effect it has, so you want to use the lowest dose 7.5mg for highest appetite boost

NOT larp read the replies on page 1 i showed my arm twice