HOW TO CUM LIKE A PORNSTAR!!!

[Good_Little_Goy]

what a waste of lightskin tbh, you should have dating on easy mode

ik niggas uglier than u that can slay

if you are actually KHHV than ur autistic asf or something

TALES FROM THE MENDOTA FEDERAL CORRECTIONAL INSTITUTION

 

[hairyballscel]

TALES FROM THE MENDOTA FEDERAL CORRECTIONAL INSTITUTION

cope

 

[Good_Little_Goy]

cope

Keep palm of handmaxxing it won’t make you mulatto thom strijd

 

[Deleted member 4332]

cope

You ignored my response destroying you faggot

Why don't you attack all of incels.is for being KHHV and tell all of us to kill ourselves? Why are you just attacking me?

Do you think ALL KHHVs should kill ourselves, or are you just a biased faggot piece of shit?

Also there is more to life than just foids. You wouldn't know cause youre a degenerate who only follows his primal instincts.

I'm not gonna let femoids control my life. I'm not gonna die for stupid femoids.

 

[hairyballscel]

You ignored my response destroying you faggot

idc anymore, i could never be destroyed by someone "hung" like this

 

[Good_Little_Goy]

idc anymore, i could never be destroyed by someone "hung" like this
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You bully trucels confirmed
low move tbh bro

 

[Deleted member 4332]

You bully trucels confirmed
low move tbh bro

That dude can't make up his mind at all JFL.

He can't choose between calling me a "fakecel larp" or "loser incel khhv". He's like a foid. Hes inconsistent with his opinions and flip flops when convenient.

 

[hairyballscel]

You bully trucels confirmed
low move tbh bro

muh bully, grow up nigga idgaf, if you post ur micropenis online expect to be roasted, he aint a fucking child

 

[Deleted member 4332]

you post ur micropenis online expect to be roasted,

This is exactly what I expected tbh.

 

[Good_Little_Goy]

muh bully, grow up nigga idgaf, if you post ur micropenis online expect to be roasted, he aint a fucking child

Cope you are the only one acting petty bcs colvin dunks on your beloved bbc theory

if you post your dick you are inviting a response yes but then you are trucel bully simple as

 

[goat2x]

Cope you are the only one acting petty bcs colvin dunks on your beloved bbc theory

if you post your dick you are inviting a response yes but then you are trucel bully simple as

hairyballscel + sucking big black cock =

 

[hairyballscel]

on your beloved bbc theory

?? i literally said on discord bbc is bs

 

[Good_Little_Goy]

?? i literally said on discord bbc is bs

I mean abt lightskin/mulatto smv being sky high

 

[hairyballscel]

I mean abt lightskin/mulatto smv being sky high

no tbh

 

[Good_Little_Goy]

no tbh

 

[Venomkore]

probably not a good diet for health related stuff tbh but i guess if i ever find myself with a week to spare before knowing ill get sex ill try this

 

[Deleted member 4332]

Reminder, OP is a bluepill delusional faggot who thinks micro-dick truecels aren't KHHVs.

 

[SpiritAnimal]

You act like were factory aminals or something.

 

[hairyballscel]

Reminder, OP is a bluepill delusional faggot who thinks micro-dick truecels aren't KHHVs.

Rent free

 

[Deleted member 4332]

Rent free

Cope. You were the one who tagged me to this thread first before I responded back.

@Colvin76 GTFIH you need this

Imagine thinking a KHHV micro-dick guy (aka ME) would need this thread. You're a low IQ bluepilled faggot

Spoiler: NSFW

https://looksmax.org/threads/finally-putting-an-end-to-bbc-copers-once-and-for-all.227283/

 

[hairyballscel]

Cope. You were the one who tagged me to this thread first before I responded back.

Imagine thinking a KHHV micro-dick guy (aka ME) would need this thread. You're a low IQ bluepilled faggot

Rent free

 

[Deleted member 4332]

rent free

giga-tier projection.

You are the one who has stupid sex fantasies about me and refuses to believe I'm KHHV.

Rent free.

Spoiler: NSFW

https://looksmax.org/threads/finally-putting-an-end-to-bbc-copers-once-and-for-all.227283/

Spoiler: NSFW

https://looksmax.org/threads/finally-putting-an-end-to-bbc-copers-once-and-for-all.227283/

Spoiler: NSFW

https://looksmax.org/threads/finally-putting-an-end-to-bbc-copers-once-and-for-all.227283/

Spoiler: NSFW

https://looksmax.org/threads/finally-putting-an-end-to-bbc-copers-once-and-for-all.227283/

 

[Deleted member 6873]

Good guide bro
Sadly ill never get to use it

 

[Deleted member 6873]

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the autism on this forum is unrivalled

Hey babe is my cock at a 45 degree angle?

 

[hairyballscel]

probably not a good diet for health related stuff tbh

its decent tbh, look up the health benefits of everything

i ever find myself with a week to spare before knowing ill get sex ill try this

report results please, thanks

 

[Deleted member 5393]

very good guide.

Make a guide on everything increasing sex drive/boners also thank you

 

[Pietrosiek]

Mirin thread, love it

 

[hairyballscel]

Make a guide on everything increasing sex drive/boners also thank you

i might make a guide on removing refractory period and increasing sex drive tbh, it will take a while and a bit of experimentation doe

 

[goat2x]

Reminder, OP is a bluepill delusional faggot who thinks micro-dick truecels aren't KHHVs.

 

[hairyballscel]

Rent free

 

[goat2x]

Cope. You were the one who tagged me to this thread first before I responded back.

 

[hairyballscel]

for shekels tbh

 

[goat2x]

for shekels tbh

suck on my sbc then

 

[hairyballscel]

suck on my sbc then
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shitpost on discord jfl not on my extremely informative high iq thread

 

[goat2x]

shitpost on discord jfl not on my extremely informative high iq thread

delusionmaxxing as usual

 

[Ritalincell]

Still don'T get the point of this thread? Who the fuck cares how big their load is? and which foid does?

 

[hairyballscel]

Still don'T get the point of this thread? How the fuck cares how big their load is? and which foid does?

foids care and most guys do tbh

my past slay literally said my cum tasted like golden syrup, ultimate validation ngl, ofc she was exaggerating but still

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Why tho

 

[ropemaxx]

Cope.
I came like a pornstar without all of this shit.

 

[hairyballscel]

Why not

 

[Deleted member 5608]

0.001

 

[hairyballscel]

0.001

?

 

[Guest2]

congrats op, have fun cumming in your own mouth

I just gave my girl a pepsi max and a Jaffa cake after she devoured my cock, cucked to care about how it tastes unless you're drinking from your own well

 

[hairyballscel]

after she devoured my cock,

 

[6’1cel]

With this stack you will be shooting ROPES and your oneitis will be CRAVING UR CUM

1.Volume

This part of the stack will ensure you will be producing gallons of cum, i myself have tried the "smoothie blend" and it is VERY legit, my cum could easily flood a foids mouth

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Increasing Testosterone and DHT should help, Aromasin made my loads waaay thicker

Stay hydrated, drink at least 2 litres of water everyday

NOfap or simply reduce the amount you coom

Zinc - 30mg

Selenium - 60mcg

Vitamin D - 5,000 IU

Vitamin C - 500mg

Calcium - 1000mg

Magnesium - 500mg

Potassium - 4000mg

Eat lots of protein

Phosphorus - 1000mg

Folic acid - 400 mcg

Soya Lecithin - 5000mg +

Bee pollen - 20g

Ashwagandha - 500mg 3x a day

Arginine - 1000mg

Lysine - 1000mg

Carnitine - 1000mg

Volutrex

Semenax

Pygeum - 500mg

Swedish Flower Pollen

Horny Goat Weed - 2g

Asian Red Ginseng - 1g 3x a day

Maca - 3000mg

Tocotrienol-Rich Vitamin E

Eat more celery, parsley and spinach (generally, greens are good for producing more semen, be careful with parsley and spinach may make taste bad)


A Smoothie recipe

- 400ml of Dragon Herbs Spring Dragon Longevity Tea – Brew the tea, let it cool in the fridge and use it as the base for the smoothie

- 150ml of coconut milk

- 1 scoop of Sun Warrior Vanilla Protein Powder and 1 Scoop of Chocolate One World Whey Protein Powder

- 1 teaspoon organic raw maca powder

- ½ teaspoon polyrachis ant powder

- ½ teaspoon cordyceps mushroom

- ½ teaspoon reishi (Reduces DHT, be careful)

- 2 dessert spoons melted raw organic coconut oil

- 8 almonds, organic, unsalted, raw

- a pinch of Himalayan salt.

- 2 teaspoons organic raw honey

- 1 teaspoon raw cacao

- ½ a banana

- 18 walnuts

Make sure the ingredients are raw and organic. Blend all of these together. Drink water half an hour before you drink this and an hour after.

2.Taste
This stuff will make your cum taste like candyView attachment 763342​

Eat more fruit and vegetables

Sugary fruits – Consume cranberries, blackberries, strawberries, mango, watermelon, figs, pineapple, guava, grapefruit and grapes

Avoid cruciferous vegetables and High-Sulphur Foods (broccoli, cabbage, cauliflower, asparagus etc…) Also avoid dairy

Avoid junk food, caffeine, red meat, onions, and garlic

Drink a tablespoon of cinnamon and honey and half a tablespoon of vanilla extract mixed into green tea/normal tea daily

Consume peppermint, nutmeg, spearmint, wheatgrass and parsley regulary

3.Distance


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To cum at a great distance, angle your cock at a 45° angle
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Exercising Kegel/PC muscle (this will help with stamina in bed aswell)
The first step is to find your PC muscles. You can identify these muscles while urinating. Simply stop urinating mid-stream. The muscles you use to hold your urine back are your PC muscles. They’re the same muscles you can use to avoid passing gas. Your testicles will also rise when you contract them.
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Once you’ve found your PC muscles, can practice flexing them.
Contract and hold your PC muscles for 5 to 20 seconds. Then release them.
You can repeat this simple exercise 10 to 20 times in a row, three to four times a day.
Gradually build the number of contractions you complete and the amount of time you hold each contraction for.
Be sure you aren’t clenching muscles in your buttocks, stomach or legs instead—you won’t see the same results if so.


Most of the stuff in the volume part will help with distance aswell

Edging is also very effective in increasing volume and distance

Thats all folks, go out and drown foids in ur jizz

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great, now how do i becum one?

 

[WannaBeA6]

jfl if anyone here will actually try this

 

[Pietrosiek]

i need to cum on some insta slut

 

[TheoryMaxxer]

i need to cum on some insta slut

Interesting.

 

[Pietrosiek]

Stay hydrated, drink at least 2 litres of water everyday

can i drink pepsi

 

[hairyballscel]

can i drink pepsi

fructose gives cum a sweet tase, soda usually has very high amounts of this so yeah, you can drink pepsi, but its best to go for healthier routes IMO