HOW TO CUM LIKE A PORNSTAR!!!

[hairyballscel]

jfl if anyone here will actually try this

why not?

you must not know the feeling of flooding a foids mouth in ur syrup tasting cum

 

[Venomkore]

its decent tbh, look up the health benefits of everything

report results please, thanks

Ok not a week but I will be having sex in like 3 days or so probably, is that long enough to take effect you figure?

 

[hairyballscel]

Ok not a week but I will be having sex in like 3 days or so probably, is that long enough to take effect you figure?

start this ASAP, it may have an effect, i can't promise anything doe

try and push it back if you can

 

[Venomkore]

start this ASAP, it may have an effect, i can't promise anything doe

try and push it back if you can

if its too late I guess she’ll just have to choke down my foul tasting coom this time, over4her

 

[hairyballscel]

if its too late I guess she’ll just have to choke down my foul tasting coom this time, over4her

LOOOOL

megadose everything in the taste section, drink 3 litres of water a day aswell

 

[Venomkore]

LOOOOL

megadose everything in the taste section, drink 3 litres of water a day aswell

chugging water like no tomorrow

 

[Lolcel]

Ngl i always had a weird impression for you because of that faggot af username , But high effort thread like before too , Keep them coming brocel


Everyone talks about dick pill but no one talks about the jizz pill , over for your 8 inch when she finds out it looks like a crying snake

FUUAAARK OP , CANT WAIT TBH

 

[hairyballscel]

Ngl i always had a weird impression for you because of that faggot af username , But high effort thread like before too , Keep them coming brocel

JFL thanks i guess, lmao

Everyone talks about dick pill but no one talks about the jizz pill , over for your 8 inch when she finds out it looks like a crying snake

FUUAAARK OP , CANT WAIT TBH

report results bro, good luck

 

[Lolcel]

Guys remember to position your dick at a 44.999 angle otherwise it wont work

Pretty sure some autist will fuck up and end up doing this

Spoiler

 

[Deleted member 5891]

useless thread now

 

[RealLooksmaxxer]

This doesn't matter.

 

[Deleted member 8080]

i doubt i will have time to think about the angle at which i cum in her face when im raping her bro

 

[hairyballscel]

i doubt i will have time to think about the angle at which i cum in her face when im raping her bro

based

 

[Enfant terrible]

Why is this in best of the best?

 

[hairyballscel]

Why is this in best of the best?

Joined Aug 22, 2020
Posts 207
Reputation 139

 

[Deleted member 9699]

To cum at a great distance, angle your cock at a 45° angle

caged at this part ngl
motherfucker wording this like a math lesson

 

[Lolcel]

caged at this part ngl
motherfucker wording this like a math lesson

Niggas using warfare ballistics knowledge while cooming JFL

 

[EverythingMattersCel]

Danny is not a big deal but I guess he's good for a pornstar

this guy does biggest loads probably

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he does some insane shit tbh sometimes i think it's fake

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People don't give porn directors enough credit.

 

[EverythingMattersCel]

Niggas using warfare ballistics knowledge while cooming JFL

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Lool, I'm dead...

 

[hairyballscel]

Niggas using warfare ballistics knowledge while cooming JFL

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LOOOL
jfl its legit tbh hahah https://www.quora.com/Is-45-degrees-up-always-the-best-angle-to-fire-to-reach-the-largest-distance

 

[Good_Little_Goy]

Ballscel cope

 

[hairyballscel]

Ballscel cope

cry for my waterfall cumshot

 

[Enfant terrible]

Joined Aug 22, 2020
Posts 207
Reputation 139

Shit thread

 

[hairyballscel]

Shit thread

Joined Aug 22, 2020
Posts 207
Reputation 139

 

[Enfant terrible]

Just because your longer on this site doesnt mean you produce quality content. No argument here.

 

[hairyballscel]

Just because your longer on this site doesnt mean you produce quality content. No argument here.

Yes very high quality content bro , thanks for your contribution!!!

 

[Enfant terrible]

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Yes very high quality content bro , thanks for your contribution!!!

I didnt say i would produce quality content. I questioned the position of this thread in the best of the best.

 

[Rasputin]

Imagine spending $5000 just to max your cum, jfl.

 

[Tom2004]

 

[Deleted member 9090]

why the fuck is this in the best of the best

 

[Bitch]

The highest quality thread on this site ngl

 

[hairyballscel]

why the fuck is this in the best of the best

clearly you don't know the feeling of drowning a foid in jizz

its heaven

try this tbh, jfl i posted it as a joke but its legit either way

 

[oatmeal]

remember to cum at a 45 degree angle for maximum horizontal distance

lol I remember taking a physics fucking class its legit

 

[hairyballscel]

 

[Pillarman]

cumming a lot is truly a manly feeling, I pity those who can't experience it

fapping daily really reduces the load though

 

[hairyballscel]

cumming a lot is truly a manly feeling, I pity those who can't experience it

fapping daily really reduces the load though

yhh i go on week long fap breaks just to coom waterfalls tbh, feels so amazing man

 

[Ritalincel]

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Yes very high quality content bro , thanks for your contribution!!!

For your information, "internet comments" aren't some special kind of imaginary or play world. They are real comments from real people. This is still an actual conversation, genius, just like it was happening in someone's house, face to face. Maybe to you, it's just internet comments and comedy because you don't know what real life is. Look at your user name. Everything is just sarcasm to you. Look at your posts. You have no inner compass. Everything is just for a joke.

 

[zaynbrah]

With this stack you will be shooting ROPES and your oneitis will be CRAVING UR CUM

1.Volume

This part of the stack will ensure you will be producing gallons of cum, i myself have tried the "smoothie blend" and it is VERY legit, my cum could easily flood a foids mouth

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Increasing Testosterone and DHT should help, Aromasin made my loads waaay thicker

Stay hydrated, drink at least 2 litres of water everyday

NOfap or simply reduce the amount you coom

Zinc - 30mg

Selenium - 60mcg

Vitamin D - 5,000 IU

Vitamin C - 500mg

Calcium - 1000mg

Magnesium - 500mg

Potassium - 4000mg

Eat lots of protein

Phosphorus - 1000mg

Folic acid - 400 mcg

Soya Lecithin - 5000mg +

Bee pollen - 20g

Ashwagandha - 500mg 3x a day

Arginine - 1000mg

Lysine - 1000mg

Carnitine - 1000mg

Volutrex

Semenax

Pygeum - 500mg

Swedish Flower Pollen

Horny Goat Weed - 2g

Asian Red Ginseng - 1g 3x a day

Maca - 3000mg

Tocotrienol-Rich Vitamin E

Eat more celery, parsley and spinach (generally, greens are good for producing more semen, be careful with parsley and spinach may make taste bad)


A Smoothie recipe

- 400ml of Dragon Herbs Spring Dragon Longevity Tea – Brew the tea, let it cool in the fridge and use it as the base for the smoothie

- 150ml of coconut milk

- 1 scoop of Sun Warrior Vanilla Protein Powder and 1 Scoop of Chocolate One World Whey Protein Powder

- 1 teaspoon organic raw maca powder

- ½ teaspoon polyrachis ant powder

- ½ teaspoon cordyceps mushroom

- ½ teaspoon reishi (Reduces DHT, be careful)

- 2 dessert spoons melted raw organic coconut oil

- 8 almonds, organic, unsalted, raw

- a pinch of Himalayan salt.

- 2 teaspoons organic raw honey

- 1 teaspoon raw cacao

- ½ a banana

- 18 walnuts

Make sure the ingredients are raw and organic. Blend all of these together. Drink water half an hour before you drink this and an hour after.

2.Taste
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Eat more fruit and vegetables

Sugary fruits – Consume cranberries, blackberries, strawberries, mango, watermelon, figs, pineapple, guava, grapefruit and grapes

Avoid cruciferous vegetables and High-Sulphur Foods (broccoli, cabbage, cauliflower, asparagus etc…) Also avoid dairy

Avoid junk food, caffeine, red meat, onions, and garlic

Drink a tablespoon of cinnamon and honey and half a tablespoon of vanilla extract mixed into green tea/normal tea daily

Consume peppermint, nutmeg, spearmint, wheatgrass and parsley regulary

3.Distance


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To cum at a great distance, angle your cock at a 45° angle
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Exercising Kegel/PC muscle (this will help with stamina in bed aswell)
The first step is to find your PC muscles. You can identify these muscles while urinating. Simply stop urinating mid-stream. The muscles you use to hold your urine back are your PC muscles. They’re the same muscles you can use to avoid passing gas. Your testicles will also rise when you contract them.
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Once you’ve found your PC muscles, can practice flexing them.
Contract and hold your PC muscles for 5 to 20 seconds. Then release them.
You can repeat this simple exercise 10 to 20 times in a row, three to four times a day.
Gradually build the number of contractions you complete and the amount of time you hold each contraction for.
Be sure you aren’t clenching muscles in your buttocks, stomach or legs instead—you won’t see the same results if so.


Most of the stuff in the volume part will help with distance aswell

Edging is also very effective in increasing volume and distance

Thats all folks, go out and drown foids in ur jizz

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Jfl

 

[Deleted member 8853]

Why on earth would you want to cum like a pornstar?

It's all about dick size anyways

 

[Marsiere214]

faggot

 

[Deleted member 7076]

Drink a tablespoon of cinnamon and honey and half a tablespoon of vanilla extract mixed into green tea/normal tea daily

this tastes fucking delicious, thanks OP

 

[hairyballscel]

this tastes fucking delicious, thanks OP

you've tried it?

i love it aswell tbh, a tablespoon of cinnamon can be a bit much for me sometimes doe

 

[Deleted member 7076]

you've tried it?

i love it aswell tbh, a tablespoon of cinnamon can be a bit much for me sometimes doe

yeah first time trying that tea mix, definitely gonna drink it daily cause I genuinely liked it

but I need to mix the cinnamon better cause it was abit chunky ahah

 

[Deleted member 7076]

Consume peppermint, nutmeg, spearmint, wheatgrass and parsley regulary

bro, can i mix this into the tea daily?

 

[Deleted member 9787]

stimulates me

 

[Schizoidcel]

All the supplements are cope (tried them) unless you're severely zinc deficient. What really makes a difference is edging and actually not cumming for about 7 days so you build up coom inside your body, then when you finally coom you will turn into prime Peter North/Winston Burbank. I used to edge for 5 hours every day without cooming and when I accidentally coom it was crazy, but unfortunately no hot JB face to facialize.

 

[Schizoidcel]

Danny is not a big deal but I guess he's good for a pornstar

this guy does biggest loads probably

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he does some insane shit tbh sometimes i think it's fake

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When this fatcel goes on nofap he has some of the biggest cooms:

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Also Winston Burbank is pretty good no homo

 

[KrissKross]

I really hope my wife’s bull doesn’t see this thread, her creampies are already a mouthful enough as it is

 

[hairyballscel]

yeah first time trying that tea mix, definitely gonna drink it daily cause I genuinely liked it

but I need to mix the cinnamon better cause it was abit chunky ahah

you could also try steeping cinnamon sticks instead of using powder

bro, can i mix this into the tea daily?

yhh you can, idk about the taste doe

 

[hairyballscel]

All the supplements are cope (tried them) unless you're severely zinc deficient.

many many many people have used this shit before and have found them to be effective, i highly doubt you tried evey single thing listed