How to flaunt a big dick without looking completely autistic

[mikeock]

Just found out that my 8.5 inch dick size is 99th percentile according to this study:

Is Your Penis Normal? There's a Chart for That | RealClearScience

Are you one of those men who constantly worries that your penis isn't of an adequate size? Then you may be suffering from

www.realclearscience.com

How can I flaunt this genetic gift without looking like a completely uncalibrated autist?

 

[Jimsonbobson505]

Just found out that my 8.5 inch dick size is 99th percentile according to this study:

Is Your Penis Normal? There's a Chart for That | RealClearScience

Are you one of those men who constantly worries that your penis isn't of an adequate size? Then you may be suffering from

www.realclearscience.com

How can I flaunt this genetic gift without looking like a completely uncalibrated autist?

I just wear gray trackies let them know

 

[Gaston]

99th percentile? JFL Gaston had that size penis as a prepubescent boy!

 

[Deleted member 4332]

LARP. I bet youre only 6 inches at best

 

[Cares]

wear pants/shorts that shows visible dick line. you will probably attract a lot of faggots, though.

 

[Matthias8272]

They will find it disgusting and funny if you're not a chad

 

[Hades]

Another day, another LARP. If you were actually 8.5 inches you could pornstarmax, but we all know you’re not. 8.5 would make you one of the biggest in porn.

 

[WideZygos]

Another day, another LARP. If you were actually 8.5 inches you could pornstarmax, but we all know you’re not. 8.5 would make you one of the biggest in porn.

Very Very True

 

[Timbacky48]

Didn't read all that shit but is this bone pressed or not? Bone pressed gets me quite a bit over average but I look at what I'm working with and I'm like really??? Girth I'm just avg

 

[CommanderCope]

To actually get your dick size relayed to a wider audience you need to fuck a size queen or something. Some woman that talks a lot would surely tell their friends about you.

Of course the requirement is actually having sex with a woman which some people find to be a considerable hurdle. I'm legit 7x6 but doesn't mean much if no girl is gonna see it, my only genetic victory isn't something that I can use daily to my advantage.