How to get a GF as an 30+ yo nigga??

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never had a GF or even touched a girl in 3 decades

family abounded me cuz i dont have a wife and kids.

friends are all married and don't hang out with me anymore.

few girls at work are ugly or married.

young bitches dont swipe on me on tinder cuz their age is set 18-24 meanwhile im 32:feelswhy:

what do? im 6,75psl according to @xxx.azrael .. is it because I'm not 5'9 and dont have facebook?:pepefrown: help
 
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such is life for tallfags who aren't 5'9
 
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fkin slayers help me :feelswhy: @LooksOverAll @TRUE_CEL @CupOfCoffee @gamma @gamma2
 
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1 more year :feelsmage:
 
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I think you're too tall. You will never lose your virginity unless you compress your spine by sitting the entire day and get leg reduction surgery. @OldVirgin is 65 years old and still a virgin because of his abnormally tall height (6'5").
 
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Moneymax man, u dont have good looks that age so u need tho be a provider now
@xxx.azrael said I'm 6,75psl:hnghn:
 
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fuck man what am i doing wrong
At this point, shit, everything. There is absolutely no reason why you should still be a virgin. Run the numbers game, fuck a hooker, idk, do something
 
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At this point, shit, everything. There is absolutely no reason why you should still be a virgin. Run the numbers game, fuck a hooker, idk, do something
can i still get a ltr with a JB?
 
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Your only option is to hire a escort.

its over man at 30 you're a dead man walking.

your life is over
 
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Your only option is to hire a escort.

its over man at 30 you're a dead man walking.

your life is over
but escort isnt the same as a Ltr where did i fuck up?:feelswhy::pepefrown: whats my problem
 
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instead of having a 5.9 dick you should have been 5'9 and have a 6.5 dick instead
 
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instead of having a 5.9 dick you should have been 5'9 and have a 6.5 dick instead
i would trade 0.5 feet height for 1 inch dick ngl:feelswhy:

i have 6.3 inch length tho and subhuman girth below 5inch:pepefrown:
 
i would trade 0.5 feet height for 1 inch dick ngl:feelswhy:

i have 6.3 inch length tho and subhuman girth below 5inch:pepefrown:
same brah 6.7x4.7 pencil dick gang
 
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same brah 6.7x4.7 pencil dick gang
brutal man. you are almost at 7inch the average length.

small dick + being build like slenderman doesn't help either looks optically like 3inch
 
brutal man. you are almost at 7inch the average length.

small dick + being build like slenderman doesn't help either looks optically like 3inch
7 is .org average jfl your average male outside doesn't have a pornstar dick

but yea I get you while I am not tall myself (quite short frankly) so it kinda creates the reverse effect on me
 
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7 is .org average jfl your average male outside doesn't have a pornstar dick

but yea I get you while I am not tall myself (quite short frankly) so it kinda creates the reverse effect on me
7 inch is average for Young sex haver zoomers.

u r lucky then with the reverse effect kinda
 
Just LDAR and play runescape ironman mode fr
Insane dopamine
 
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7 inch is average for Young sex haver zoomers.
Major cope.
The average young zoomer has low prenatal testosterone which means that if anything the average dick size is shrunken and will shrink more in the future
 
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I thought u were 14 nigga lol
 
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Major cope.
The average young zoomer has low prenatal testosterone which means that if anything the average dick size is shrunken and will shrink more in the future
na zoomers are genetically superior. taller, more IQ, and probably bigger dick
 
prime SMV, not kidding
 
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ask him
266eptQI 400x400
 
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Life just starts at 32 bro. The best years are coming, I'm now 48 and my life is getting better and better bro.
 
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I still don't get it. Is this a LARP?. Or are u srs?
 
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young bitches dont swipe on me on tinder cuz their age is set 18-24 meanwhile im 32:feelswhy:
Why do you put your age as 32 there?

Put 29, figure out later...No bitch will be able to tell you are "not 29" by your pics anyways :unsure:
 
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try to make yourself look younger and then just lie about the age

I am 23 and set the age to 20 in bumble cause I have nothing to show for my age :blackpill:
 
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try to make yourself look younger and then just lie about the age

I am 23 and set the age to 20 in bumble cause I have nothing to show for my age :blackpill:
and then? nothing worked in 30years idk
 
and then? nothing worked in 30years idk

ofc you have to looksmax first.
but in your post you are blaming only your AGE for nothing to happen. if that were the case I posted your solution.
you should have mentioned looks aswell if those are a rpbolem too
 
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never had a GF or even touched a girl in 3 decades

family abounded me cuz i dont have a wife and kids.

friends are all married and don't hang out with me anymore.

few girls at work are ugly or married.

young bitches dont swipe on me on tinder cuz their age is set 18-24 meanwhile im 32:feelswhy:

what do? im 6,75psl according to @xxx.azrael .. is it because I'm not 5'9 and dont have facebook?:pepefrown: help
>nigga
>Location: Germany

What the fuck are you doing there in the first place? Go to Africa and slay, bro, your people is waiting for you.
 
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never had a GF or even touched a girl in 3 decades

family abounded me cuz i dont have a wife and kids.

friends are all married and don't hang out with me anymore.

few girls at work are ugly or married.

young bitches dont swipe on me on tinder cuz their age is set 18-24 meanwhile im 32:feelswhy:

what do? im 6,75psl according to @xxx.azrael .. is it because I'm not 5'9 and dont have facebook?:pepefrown: help

If you have the looks you should be able to hook up with some women at bars at least if the dating sites aren't working.
 
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Life just starts at 32 bro. The best years are coming, I'm now 48 and my life is getting better and better bro.
It gets even better when you are pensioned at 67 year old, thats when life truly starts getting good.
 
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Wait few decades till you're around 5'9
 
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It gets even better when you are pensioned at 67 year old, thats when life truly starts getting good.
Exactly. I heard for some people it's even only at 85 were the real enjoyment of life begins, just gotta wait for itπŸ‘ŒπŸ½

How's life going for you so btw
 
at 30 you're really pushing it, probably gonna have to do something drastic to avoid getting betabuxxed by some 30 yo post wall roastie
 
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Doesn’t the Deutsche government provides girlfriends free of charge for all of their citizens? Germany might not be that good as I have thought :pepefrown:
 
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Have you tried HUD?
 
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Doesn’t the Deutsche government provides girlfriends free of charge for all of their citizens? Germany might not be that good as I have thought :pepefrown:
since Merkel is gone they removed that:feelswhy:
 
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