How to get laid... AS INCEL!

[BigBiceps]

Follow this principle.

Brag to your friends about your 10 inch dick. They'll obviously think you're a liar initially, and maybe even ridicule you for saying something so ridiculous. But this idea of your 10 inch dick has started to root in their mind.

They will continue to bring up the subject, and every time you'll tell the same tale about your 10 inch dick. They'll soon to start to believe it, and the rumor spreads. Soon the girls have heard about it, and you can fucking BET they will try to seduce you.

 

[hebbewem]

They have seen it .
And my friends dont know any girls. And you can just look at my pants and you will see i dont have a 10 incher

 

[Amexmaxx]

This unironically might work.

 

[khvirgin]

then what happen when I'm about to have sex mr. Goebbels

 

[BigBiceps]

They have seen it .
And my friends dont know any girls. And you can just look at my pants and you will see i dont have a 10 incher

Tape a banana to your thigh

 

[Shrek2OnDvD]

This is the guy trying to get you laid

 

[Deleted member 2968]

And then after you show them dick

 

[WontStopNorwooding]

Tape a banana to your thigh
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Done.

 

[BearBoy]

 

[BigBiceps]

then what happen when I'm about to have sex mr. Goebbels

You whip out your dick. Think about all the girls who wear very tight clothes, and then remove them when they get to bed, and BOOM, a big tummy and legs with stretch marks in your face. And still guys will smash them, because the idea of the woman has already made them horny. With any logic same should work both ways.

 

[gamma]

This is how BBC myth began

 

[maxxedfalloutdweller]

@BIGDICCJIM

 

[BigBiceps]

This is the guy trying to get you laid
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Well he had a wife and a lot of loyal followers despite his looks. I think that's exactly the type of guy you should listen to, as looks didn't have any effect to his success, like in some chads case.

 

[BigBiceps]

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Done.

JFL

 

[BigBiceps]

This is how BBC myth began

And see how good it worked? Now everyone believes black guys are packing a fucking log in their pants

 

[Deleted member 15129]

Need at least a thick 7 incher for this to seem remotely true tho

 

[Deleted member 12669]

They have seen it .
And my friends dont know any girls. And you can just look at my pants and you will see i dont have a 10 incher

 

[Ritalincel]

Incels

 

[Beetlejuice]

Incels

Shut up incel piece of shit

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Yeah, lol, unironically, I frequently study this type of psychology

 

[Deleted member 6403]

They have seen it .

lie harder

 

[hebbewem]

lie harder

I aint lying mate and get raped

 

[buckchadley31]

Only works if you want to slay your faggot friends

 

[Tony]

we legit share dick pics with @TsarTsar444 and @lutte in pms

mine is 9 incher but tsartasr slightly mogs me at 10.2 inches

while lutte is 6 inch shlong dicklet

 

[BigBiceps]

we legit share dick pics with @TsarTsar444 and @lutte in pms

mine is 9 incher but tsartasr slightly mogs me at 10.2 inches

while lutte is 6 inch shlong dicklet

@lutte thoughts?

 

[lutte]

@lutte thoughts?

true but they can't afford german extenders and penis size creams like me, 12 inches in no time

 

[Pythagoras]

In reality you'll just be seen as an annoying faggot. you got to have some power for the halo to digest.

 

[Gonthar]

This can backfire hilariously when one of the sluttier girl decides to see what you have in your pants, and after she notices you don't have 10 inches, she will tell everyone and they'll laugh at you.

 

[BigBiceps]

true but they can't afford german extenders and penis size creams like me, 12 inches in no time

Swedish women are made for BFC. Reverse colonization go brrr

 

[BigBiceps]

This can backfire hilariously when one of the sluttier girl decides to see what you have in your pants, and after she notices you don't have 10 inches, she will tell everyone and they'll laugh at you.

Just say you went flaccid when the stank of her pussy hit your nose

 

[Vermilioncore]

Here’s the thing about me;

I’m not only physically hideous, I’m also a manlet. I also have a tiny 3 inch dick. Sometimes it shrinks to a 1 inch not even joking either, I am a turbo manlet with a micropenis. Also, I’m homeless and I’m dying of cancer too. Also, I’m evil and will burn in hell after this painful life too.

TLDR: I’m fucked in every way possible.

 

[CFW432]

Well he had a wife and a lot of loyal followers despite his looks. I think that's exactly the type of guy you should listen to, as looks didn't have any effect to his success, like in some chads case.
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lmao you do realize he raised the son from a previous marriage of hers to some chad right?



As much as I admire what mr.goebbels achieved in spite of his looks, you have to admit that was pretty cucked.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harald_Quandt

His real biological dad.

Günther Quandt - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org