How to never get caught when shoplifting

[Deleted member 66574]

I been shoplifting for 1 year or more they never catched so listen up

1: Always lookout for people even if they arent workers.They could snitch.

2 : Dont steal the same shit over and over again.If u always steal the same shit over and over its gonna be noticeable.

3.U can steal even if theres cameras.They dont check the camera only if they suspect or saw u shoplifting.They aint gonna sit there for 24 hours and see all the videos.

4 : Dont look suspicious just be calm if they notice u nervous they immediately gonna notice it.

5 : Dont put the item u gonna steal in open places like ur packet.Its gonna get noticed put it in ur inside packet it never gonna look suspicious unless it a big ass item.

6 : Always buy samething before u leave.Dont leave with non.

Also if u do get caught run dont wait for the police.They arent gonna search for u just for shopfiting also dont go back in thag store again.(if u got any extra tips feel free to replay)

 

[Deleted member 66574]

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[Deleted member 51576]

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[Deleted member 66574]

username keyword: albanian.

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[Subhuman232]

where u at nigga let's rob a bank

 

[Deleted member 60080]

I been shoplifting for 1 year or more they never catched so listen up

1: Always lookout for people even if they arent workers.They could snitch.

2 : Dont steal the same shit over and over again.If u always steal the same shit over and over its gonna be noticeable.

3.U can steal even if theres cameras.They dont check the camera only if they suspect or saw u shoplifting.They aint gonna sit there for 24 hours and see all the videos.

4 : Dont look suspicious just be calm if they notice u nervous they immediately gonna notice it.

5 : Dont put the item u gonna steal in open places like ur packet.Its gonna get noticed put it in ur inside packet it never gonna look suspicious unless it a big ass item.

Also if u do get caught run dont wait for the police.They arent gonna search for u just for shopfiting also dont go back in thag store again.(if u got any extra tips feel free to replay)

Arabmaxxing or albanianmaxxing is wild

 

[Deleted member 66574]

where u at nigga let's rob a bank

Albania

 

[TechnoBoss]

Don’t steal past the age of 18. You’re gonna get fucked.

Don’t linger in the store. Walk In and go to what you want immediately and then walk out.

Don’t look like a scumbag when you go to steal. Wear something that looks good like a button down or nice outfit.

Wear a COVID mask.

I haven’t just shoplifted in years but this advice is usually good. It’s a real bum activity to go steal anyway tbh. Not a good look If you’re not a teenager and you’re stealing from a store.

 

[Deleted member 66574]

Don’t steal past the age of 18. You’re gonna get fucked.

Don’t linger in the store. Walk In and go to what you want immediately and then walk out.

Don’t look like a scumbag when you go to steal. Wear something that looks good like a button down or nice outfit.

Wear a COVID mask.

I haven’t just shoplifted in years but this advice is usually good. It’s a real bum activity to go steal anyway tbh. Not a good look If you’re not a teenager and you’re stealing from a store.

Im a teen

 

[Deleted member 66574]

Don’t steal past the age of 18. You’re gonna get fucked.

Don’t linger in the store. Walk In and go to what you want immediately and then walk out.

Don’t look like a scumbag when you go to steal. Wear something that looks good like a button down or nice outfit.

Wear a COVID mask.

I haven’t just shoplifted in years but this advice is usually good. It’s a real bum activity to go steal anyway tbh. Not a good look If you’re not a teenager and you’re stealing from a store.

Nah bro u need to buy samething or its gonna look suspicious

 

[TechnoBoss]

Nah bro u need to buy samething or its gonna look suspicious

No point in this bro. If they see you stealing it doesn’t matter if you buy anything. And besides that If you even have money to buy stuff why steal? Stealing is for completely broke people like I was. You aren’t gonna look suspicious not buying something because you will be out the door by the time anyone even checks cameras. If they see you stealing it on the camera like I said, it is pointless to buy something at that point anyway.

 

[Chrisssy]

I been shoplifting for 1 year or more they never catched so listen up


5 : Dont put the item u gonna steal in open places like ur packet.Its gonna get noticed put it in ur inside packet it never gonna look suspicious unless it a big ass item.

6 : Always buy samething before u leave.Dont leave with non

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[Deleted member 66574]

I forgat to add a few thing chill

 

[Deleted member 66574]

No point in this bro. If they see you stealing it doesn’t matter if you buy anything. And besides that If you even have money to buy stuff why steal? Stealing is for completely broke people like I was. You aren’t gonna look suspicious not buying something because you will be out the door by the time anyone even checks cameras. If they see you stealing it on the camera like I said, it is pointless to buy something at that point anyway.

U could buy a cheap ass thing so it wouldn’t seem like u walked out of the store with nothinf

 

[lestoa]

wtf is shoplifting

 

[TechnoBoss]

One more thing. If you ever walk into a store and just have a gut suspicion of something wrong, drop the shit and walk out. 9/10 when you get a feeling like that it’s your subconscious trying to tell you something.

wtf is shoplifting

Stealing from a store. Let’s say you go into a supermarket and put a bottle of alcohol in your coat and walk out without paying.

 

[Deleted member 66574]

wtf is shoplifting

Stealing from a store basically

 

[lestoa]

Stealing from a store basically

then say ''stealing from a store'' and not fucking shoplifting

 

[rhinoplasty]

I been shoplifting for 1 year or more they never catched so listen up

1: Always lookout for people even if they arent workers.They could snitch.

2 : Dont steal the same shit over and over again.If u always steal the same shit over and over its gonna be noticeable.

3.U can steal even if theres cameras.They dont check the camera only if they suspect or saw u shoplifting.They aint gonna sit there for 24 hours and see all the videos.

4 : Dont look suspicious just be calm if they notice u nervous they immediately gonna notice it.

5 : Dont put the item u gonna steal in open places like ur packet.Its gonna get noticed put it in ur inside packet it never gonna look suspicious unless it a big ass item.

6 : Always buy samething before u leave.Dont leave with non.

Also if u do get caught run dont wait for the police.They arent gonna search for u just for shopfiting also dont go back in thag store again.(if u got any extra tips feel free to replay)

Best places to shoplift?

 

[Deleted member 66574]

Best places to shoplift?

Doesnt matter really in small stores u could get caught more easily

 

[Deleted member 66574]

then say ''stealing from a store'' and not fucking shoplifting

Stfu retarted ass migga

 

[lestoa]

Stfu retarted ass migga

me albania be careful

 

[rhinoplasty]

Doesnt matter really in small stores u could get caught more easily

List them

 

[hopecel]

I been shoplifting for 1 year or more they never catched so listen up

1: Always lookout for people even if they arent workers.They could snitch.

2 : Dont steal the same shit over and over again.If u always steal the same shit over and over its gonna be noticeable.

3.U can steal even if theres cameras.They dont check the camera only if they suspect or saw u shoplifting.They aint gonna sit there for 24 hours and see all the videos.

4 : Dont look suspicious just be calm if they notice u nervous they immediately gonna notice it.

5 : Dont put the item u gonna steal in open places like ur packet.Its gonna get noticed put it in ur inside packet it never gonna look suspicious unless it a big ass item.

6 : Always buy samething before u leave.Dont leave with non.

Also if u do get caught run dont wait for the police.They arent gonna search for u just for shopfiting also dont go back in thag store again.(if u got any extra tips feel free to replay)

least thugmaxxed Albanian

read every molecule tbh

 

[Deleted member 51576]

Albania

You're the second shortest people in all of Europe and you have the lowest IQ scores in all of Europe at an average of 82.

How do you cope with being toilet cleaners in Western Europe while your prostitute women open their legs for foreign men? How do you cope with not having a military? How do you cope with being a failed narcotrafficking shithole?

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

No point in this bro. If they see you stealing it doesn’t matter if you buy anything. And besides that If you even have money to buy stuff why steal? Stealing is for completely broke people like I was. You aren’t gonna look suspicious not buying something because you will be out the door by the time anyone even checks cameras. If they see you stealing it on the camera like I said, it is pointless to buy something at that point anyway.

i think the idea is that if you buy stuff youll look less suspicious, if they catch you shoplifting on the spot youll get busted either way but if they are just suspicious they might check cameras later

 

[Deleted member 66574]

You're the second shortest people in all of Europe and you have the lowest IQ scores in all of Europe at an average of 82.

How do you cope with being toilet cleaners in Western Europe while your prostitute women open their legs for foreign men? How do you cope with not having a military? How do you cope with being a failed narcotrafficking shithole?

i cope with fucking ur mother tbh

 

[Deleted member 66574]

i think the idea is that if you buy stuff youll look less suspicious, if they catch you shoplifting on the spot youll get busted either way but if they are just suspicious they might check cameras later

yes exactly

 

[hopecel]

You're the second shortest people in all of Europe and you have the lowest IQ scores in all of Europe at an average of 82.

How do you cope with being toilet cleaners in Western Europe while your prostitute women open their legs for foreign men? How do you cope with not having a military? How do you cope with being a failed narcotrafficking shithole?

least chefurphobic Slovenian tbh

all true tho but still mirin low inhib Albanian thugmaxxers

fuck this shit we incels should all thugmaxx FUCK CAPITALISM!

 

[whiteislandpill]

I love stealing Chicken at the self checkout. And no I'm not black chicken is just really expensive.
The statistics are gonna be funny tho if the most stolen thing is chicken

 

[Deleted member 66574]

I love stealing Chicken at the self checkout. And no I'm not black chicken is just really expensive.
The statistics are gonna be funny tho if the most stolen thing is chicken

where u gonna put the chicken

 

[whiteislandpill]

where u gonna put the chicken

Just in my bag. I just don't scan it so I don't pay for it. I also buy other groceries n shit

 

[darkness97]

this only applies if you're not black.

if you're black do not try this at your local store. they already suspect you from the moment you walk in. keep your hands out of your pockets and avoid going into stores with back packs.

when you are black they already expect you to steal therefore it is over.

 

[Deleted member 66574]

this only applies if you're not black.

if you're black do not try this at your local store. they already suspect you from the moment you walk in. keep your hands out of your pockets and avoid going into stores with back packs.

when you are black they already expect you to steal therefore it is over.

nah im white

 

[darkness97]

nah im white

reading comprehension skills: /10

 

[Deleted member 66574]

reading comprehension skills: /10

what

 

[Achilles]

When i was in sweden they got me at self checkout becuase i had accidentally scanned some food wrong lol, i wasnt shoplifting either lol but they went through my basket and corrected in. be carefule at self checkout gents

 

[darkness97]

what

yes, "what" indeed.

 

[vermillioncorefan]

I been shoplifting for 1 year or more they never catched so listen up

1: Always lookout for people even if they arent workers.They could snitch.

2 : Dont steal the same shit over and over again.If u always steal the same shit over and over its gonna be noticeable.

3.U can steal even if theres cameras.They dont check the camera only if they suspect or saw u shoplifting.They aint gonna sit there for 24 hours and see all the videos.

4 : Dont look suspicious just be calm if they notice u nervous they immediately gonna notice it.

5 : Dont put the item u gonna steal in open places like ur packet.Its gonna get noticed put it in ur inside packet it never gonna look suspicious unless it a big ass item.

6 : Always buy samething before u leave.Dont leave with non.

Also if u do get caught run dont wait for the police.They arent gonna search for u just for shopfiting also dont go back in thag store again.(if u got any extra tips feel free to replay)

ride to the gas station with ur bike take a couple beers and some cheetos then walk out the front door get immediately back on ur bike and ride away. if the guard grabs u toss a wine bottle at him to confuse him

 

[fuxkdakikez]

shitskin activities

 

[_MVP_]

Nah its Impossible to Shoplift nowadays. Too much Security. U will get caught. Its a fools game

 

[Deleted member 23558]

You missed the best tip , act absent minded and put it in pocket then checkout. If they say you stole act surprised and that y put it there and forgot to put on counter. Always works for me , never been called but that was my backup plan

 

[STAMPEDE]

I’ve only shoplifted when I was a kid but I suppose it’s nice to try it now to see how well I can do.

 

[user123456]

You're the second shortest people in all of Europe and you have the lowest IQ scores in all of Europe at an average of 82.

How do you cope with being toilet cleaners in Western Europe while your prostitute women open their legs for foreign men? How do you cope with not having a military? How do you cope with being a failed narcotrafficking shithole?

179cm avg height 94 iq rank 17 in the world how many countries are there In Europe then kosovo the avg height is 181cm with an average iq of 100 with pure albanian genes than the main land with less Slavic admixture and more pure illyrian

 

[SoundnVision]

I used to do it but it made me feel like trash so I stopped

 

[bululu_87]

I been shoplifting for 1 year or more they never catched so listen up

1: Always lookout for people even if they arent workers.They could snitch.

2 : Dont steal the same shit over and over again.If u always steal the same shit over and over its gonna be noticeable.

3.U can steal even if theres cameras.They dont check the camera only if they suspect or saw u shoplifting.They aint gonna sit there for 24 hours and see all the videos.

4 : Dont look suspicious just be calm if they notice u nervous they immediately gonna notice it.

5 : Dont put the item u gonna steal in open places like ur packet.Its gonna get noticed put it in ur inside packet it never gonna look suspicious unless it a big ass item.

6 : Always buy samething before u leave.Dont leave with non.

Also if u do get caught run dont wait for the police.They arent gonna search for u just for shopfiting also dont go back in thag store again.(if u got any extra tips feel free to replay)

What about those scanners that are at the entrar? Do they beep or are they just there

 

[LampPostPrime]

No point in this bro. If they see you stealing it doesn’t matter if you buy anything. And besides that If you even have money to buy stuff why steal? Stealing is for completely broke people like I was. You aren’t gonna look suspicious not buying something because you will be out the door by the time anyone even checks cameras. If they see you stealing it on the camera like I said, it is pointless to buy something at that point anyway.

it also takes away the point in stealing if you have to buy something everytime you steal lol

 

[Deleted member 66574]

What about those scanners that are at the entrar? Do they beep or are they just there

Nah they useless only if the item u getting has a device for that

 

[Deleted member 66574]

it also takes away the point in stealing if you have to buy something everytime you steal lol

U can buy something for 50cents

 

[ChadL1te]

Don’t steal past the age of 18. You’re gonna get fucked.

Don’t linger in the store. Walk In and go to what you want immediately and then walk out.

Don’t look like a scumbag when you go to steal. Wear something that looks good like a button down or nice outfit.

Wear a COVID mask.

I haven’t just shoplifted in years but this advice is usually good. It’s a real bum activity to go steal anyway tbh. Not a good look If you’re not a teenager and you’re stealing from a store.

Rare technoboss L. Its cringe to steal with friends but i couldn't give less of a shit from stealing from target or nike. Also u should know where were from they cant arrest u if ur total is below 750$. The workers are instructed not to do anything

I would never steal from a local business