How to respond to “hey”

[OOGABOOGA]

Girls don’t really have to try so even when they message first, it’s usually something like “hey” “heyyy” “hi” “omg hi” etc. Low effort dry openers. I often leave these on read bc I don’t know where to take it.

An 18 year old cute brunette becky who’s one mile away just messaged me and said “hey”. I’d love to get some 18 yo white girl ass before I leave town again. How should I respond? Who wants to help me continue to ascend my text game?

 

[maxxedfalloutdweller]

At this point I couldn’t give a fuck less about you or your gay ass bragging threads.

Please stop existing now.

 

[Doober]

I usually message back "hey there miss what are u up too" gives em a chance to txt whatever, basicly allows u something to work with

 

[Deleted member 14478]

Text her
" We were both born without clothes"

 

[ifyouwannabemylover]

respond with this

 

[Vermilioncore]

Can’t relate, sluts never messaged me first when I was single. I met my girlfriend on a dating site and I had to message first.

Now that I’m in a relationship bitches try to flirt with me. I was never asked out in my life until last year a girl I worked with kept flirting and eventually asked me out. Like wtf, I was single for 24 fucking years and none of you sluts wanted me and now that I’m happily in a relationship all you sluts wanna fuck? Fuck that.

 

[ifyouwannabemylover]

Can’t relate, sluts never messaged me first when I was single. I met my girlfriend on a dating site and I had to message first.

Now that I’m in a relationship bitches try to flirt with me. I was never asked out in my life until last year a girl I worked with kept flirting and eventually asked me out. Like wtf, I was single for 24 fucking years and none of you sluts wanted me and now that I’m happily in a relationship all you sluts wanna fuck? Fuck that.

it is what it is

 

[Deleted member 6403]

"i miss you"

 

[Gad]

send her an autistic gif

 

[Gad]

 

[eduardkoopman]

it’s usually something like “hey” “heyyy” “hi” “omg hi” etc.

Women have game