How would kissing my oneitis feel?

[Short Ugly and Brown]

After I made out with a picture of my oneitis taped to my pillow yesterday I felt fucking amazing: my heart was pumping with blood, after I went to check the mirror my face was flushed red with joy, etc

The thrill and validation I felt from kissing a piece of paper of my oneitis was on another level

My serotonin and dopamine levels were never so high, If I can get this much of a high from physically making out to captured image of my oneitis...

Then how good would it feel if I kissed with my oneitis in real life? Where I would have a romantic physical interaction with the love of my life.

 

[Deleted member 3177]

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[Deleted member 3902]

Nigga u wanna get smacked ?

 

[Deleted member 2095]

After I made out with a picture of my oneitis taped to my pillow yesterday I felt fucking amazing

Signature material

 

[Deleted member 3177]

brb. I'll try to see if I can ascend to bluecel from this thread alone after verbally abusing OP

 

[Short Ugly and Brown]

ATTENTION TO ANYONE AND ALL INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES: EVERY POST EVER MADE BY THIS IP AND ANY OTHER ASSOCIATED WITH IT HAVE BEEN DONE FOR NO PURPOSE OTHER THAN SATIRE. I HEREBY ABSOLVE MYSELF OF ANY AND ALL INTENT TO COMMIT ACTS OF VIOLENCE OR TERROR AGAINST ANY PARTY BE THEY FICTIONAL OR EXISTING. FURTHERMORE, ANY POST MADE IN THE FUTURE BY THIS IP OR ANY ASSOCIATED IP WILL HAVE BEEN DONE FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF RESEARCH AND/OR SATIRICAL PURPOSE. SHOULD HOSTILE INTENT BE PERCEIVED BY ANY PARTY, IT IS THE SOLE MISINTERPRETATION OF SAID PARTY.

Ye of course that's in my signature

With the shit I've posted there's probably 3 FBI agents watching over my shit lol

If I was larping about this or I didn't love her then I wouldn't have spent weeks making dozens of threads about her

 

[Deleted member 3177]

Ye of course that's in my signature

With the shit I've posted there's probably 3 FBI agents watching over my shit lol

If I was larping about this then I wouldn't have spent weeks making dozens of threads about her

Yeah bro. I know you spent weeks making those threads. I've been trying to reaction mine in all of them. tbh it's weird how you just let the evidence laying around jfl. Over.

 

[Short Ugly and Brown]

Yeah bro. I know you spent weeks making those threads. I've been trying to reaction mine in all of them. tbh it's weird how you just let the evidence laying around jfl. Over.

Wdym it's weird I leave evidence laying around?

 

[Deleted member 3177]

Wdym it's weird I leave evidence laying around?

Pics of her, screenshots of your snapchat group detailing what you did with pics of her and your friends bashing you, creepy threads talking about paying her to make out with you. Dunno nigga it's weird you just left those things there for everyone to see

 

[LordNorwood]

Pics of her, screenshots of your snapchat group detailing what you did with pics of her and your friends bashing you, creepy threads talking about paying her to make out with you. Dunno nigga it's weird you just left those things there for everyone to see

He doesn't give a shit. That should be painfully obvious at this point.

 

[onnysk]

You're so close, you can make it bro

 

[Julian]

wtf just give up

 

[Short Ugly and Brown]

Pics of her, screenshots of your snapchat group detailing what you did with pics of her and your friends bashing you, creepy threads talking about paying her to make out with you. Dunno nigga it's weird you just left those things there for everyone to see

It's cuz I'm in love as fuck with her and just talking about her makes me joyous and happy to an insane degree

I've never ever had a girl make me feel anywhere near the same emotionally as her

It's literally like she's a drug to me and I'll never have enough of her no matter what

She's perfect

 

[Deleted member 1100]

It would feel like there are a bunch of butterflies in your stomach and you'll shake your whole body uncontrollably because of the amount of dopamine and adrenaline that you'll get

Love = everything

 

[Deleted member 3177]

It's cuz I'm in love as fuck with her and just talking about her makes me joyous and happy to an insane degree

I've never ever had a girl make me feel anywhere near the same emotionally as her

It's literally like she's a drug to me and I'll never have enough of her no matter what

She's perfect

jfl. I seriously cage hard every time you make a post like this. Especially when I picture her as the moonfaced bloated monkey she is

 

[Roping Subhuman]

Op i have question for you.

If given the chance would you kiss your onetisis feet?

 

[Short Ugly and Brown]

Op i have question for you.

If given the chance would you kiss your onetisis feet?

Ewww fuck no

I'm not into fetishes or kinks

 

[Roping Subhuman]

Ewww fuck no

I'm not into fetishes or kinks

Good.

I was just testing you to see at what lengths would you go.

 

[Short Ugly and Brown]

Good.

I was just testing you to see at what lengths would you go.

I wouldn't kiss anyone's feet no matter what

 

[Roping Subhuman]

I wouldn't kiss anyone's feet no matter what

Respect.

 

[Deleted member 3177]

OP, would you swallow your oneitis' mucus?

 

[Short Ugly and Brown]

OP, would you swallow your oneitis' mucus?

No, that's disgusting

 

[Deleted member 3177]

No, that's disgusting

Fake oneitiscel then. This is not a drill, SUB isn't a legit oneitiscel

 

[Short Ugly and Brown]

Fake oneitiscel then. This is not a drill, SUB isn't a legit oneitiscel

I an an oneitiscel

I literally said I would build a bridge or swim across the Atlantic for a kiss or hug or for her to mention my name when talking to me

That's normal shit not some weird disgusting fetish like kissing a fucking foot like ewwwww

 

[bassfreak]

JUST CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS GOING ON

 

[Deleted member 2846]

rape alert

 

[Short Ugly and Brown]

rape alert

I would never sexually assault my oneitis

 

[Aesthetic]

Bro if you get moved to a special ed class, they would make you class president on sight.

 

[6'4 looksmaxxxer]

ATTENTION TO ANYONE AND ALL INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES: EVERY POST EVER MADE BY THIS IP AND ANY OTHER ASSOCIATED WITH IT HAVE BEEN DONE FOR NO PURPOSE OTHER THAN SATIRE. I HEREBY ABSOLVE MYSELF OF ANY AND ALL INTENT TO COMMIT ACTS OF VIOLENCE OR TERROR AGAINST ANY PARTY BE THEY FICTIONAL OR EXISTING. FURTHERMORE, ANY POST MADE IN THE FUTURE BY THIS IP OR ANY ASSOCIATED IP WILL HAVE BEEN DONE FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF RESEARCH AND/OR SATIRICAL PURPOSE. SHOULD HOSTILE INTENT BE PERCEIVED BY ANY PARTY, IT IS THE SOLE MISINTERPRETATION OF SAID PARTY.

 

[Aesthetic]

After I made out with a picture of my oneitis taped to my pillow yesterday I felt fucking amazing: my heart was pumping with blood, after I went to check the mirror my face was flushed red with joy, etc

The thrill and validation I felt from kissing a piece of paper of my oneitis was on another level

 

[6'4 looksmaxxxer]

I would never sexually assault my oneitis

Hey man could you post the photo of the pillow coz i can't believe this shit

I would never sexually assault my oneitis

Hey man could you post the photo of the pillow coz i can't believe this shit

 

[Deleted member 3177]

Here I'll give you some ideas for threads

UPDATE: I made a cum tribute to my oneitis' pillow picture and sent it to my principal

UPDATE: I was restrained after entering oneitis' house to give her a letter. But I didn't plan on doing anything to her!

UPDATE: Hello guys. I am talking from jail.

 

[IWantToMax]

Picture of the pillow of larp

 

[ElliotRodgerJr]

Man, you’re really throwing your life away for a below average white girl.

 

[Roping Subhuman]

I an an oneitiscel

I literally said I would build a bridge or swim across the Atlantic for a kiss or hug or for her to mention my name when talking to me

That's normal shit not some weird disgusting fetish like kissing a fucking foot like ewwwww

U srs?

 

[Deleted member 3073]

After I made out with a picture of my oneitis taped to my pillow yesterday I felt fucking amazing: my heart was pumping with blood, after I went to check the mirror my face was flushed red with joy, etc

The thrill and validation I felt from kissing a piece of paper of my oneitis was on another level

My serotonin and dopamine levels were never so high, If I can get this much of a high from physically making out to captured image of my oneitis...

Then how good would it feel if I kissed with my oneitis in real life? Where I would have a romantic physical interaction with the love of my life.

This shit aint even funny no mo

 

[bassfreak]

This shit aint even funny no mo

This stoped to be fun after his first topic tbh jfl

 

[LordNorwood]

Here I'll give you some ideas for threads

UPDATE: I made a cum tribute to my oneitis' pillow picture and sent it to my principal

UPDATE: I was restrained after entering oneitis' house to give her a letter. But I didn't plan on doing anything to her!

UPDATE: Hello guys. I am talking from jail.

@Short Ugly and Brown these are some golden ideas, jot them down

 

[Short Ugly and Brown]

Hey man could you post the photo of the pillow coz i can't believe this shit

Hey man could you post the photo of the pillow coz i can't believe this shit

Picture of the pillow of larp

 

[Virgincel]

We are reaching levels of LARP that shouldn't even be possible.

 

[6'4 looksmaxxxer]

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The absolute mad lad. He fucking did it.

 

[Short Ugly and Brown]

The absolute mad lad. He fucking did it.

UPDATE: I madeout with my oneitis

I took some advice from @Blackout.xl My friend posted 2 pictures with her online a few days back I cropped his face out of the 2nd picture and printed it out and taped it to my pillow and here it is printed out When my parents weren't home today I pulled over my sheets and I immediately...

looksmax.org

I made a thread about it here last night

 

[6'4 looksmaxxxer]

UPDATE: I madeout with my oneitis

I took some advice from @Blackout.xl My friend posted 2 pictures with her online a few days back I cropped his face out of the 2nd picture and printed it out and taped it to my pillow and here it is printed out When my parents weren't home today I pulled over my sheets and I immediately...

looksmax.org

I made a thread about it here last night

Bro you're not right in the head go get help before it's too late

 

[Rift]

I don’t even know what to say anymore at this point. I just hope this is one Oscar worthy LARP

 

[Alexanderr]

Seek help

 

[Titbot]

JFL

 

[Blackout.xl]

UPDATE: I madeout with my oneitis

I took some advice from @Blackout.xl My friend posted 2 pictures with her online a few days back I cropped his face out of the 2nd picture and printed it out and taped it to my pillow and here it is printed out When my parents weren't home today I pulled over my sheets and I immediately...

looksmax.org

I made a thread about it here last night

Make a hole in your pillow and do ur thing

 

[verZYownZZun]

It would feel like heaven on earth kis your oneities at 15 would had been one of the best things that could had happened

 

[RAITEIII]

It would feel like there are a bunch of butterflies in your stomach and you'll shake your whole body uncontrollably because of the amount of dopamine and adrenaline that you'll get

Love = everything

Delicia...

I want my whore back...

Make a hole in your pillow and do ur thing

Papayas me

 

[FatJattMofo]

Seek help