I called a fat Canadian-born Filipina prostitute a noodlewhore. Yes I did it boyos

[alien]

There is this supposed 19 year old Filipina literal noodlewhore (prostitute) working out of a motel 6 in my city. She advertises as being submissive. She doesn't do bareback blowjob or kiss though. But when I asked her if she is cool with raceplay and me called her a chink, asian whore, asian slut, etc. she said "yes daddy." So I popped a 100mg Viagra 30 minutes before seeing her.

As soon as I took off my pants, she wanted to put the condom on right away. She didn't even want to give me a handjob bare. Let alone suck it. When she tried to put the condom on ,It wouldn't fit onto my cock erect. And when she put it onto my cock flaccid, it was cutting off the circulation to my penis when she was stroking me off and sucking me. I had two Trojan Magnum Bareskin condoms in my wallet but I left my wallet and phone in the car (I only took the $100 CAD in cash with me and my car keys and house keys) in case it was a big black guy behind the door looking to mug me and not an Asian girl. And all she had was her standard issue condoms.

I thought that maybe she sucked at knowing how to put on condoms. But when I used a standard issue condom (from condom depot) on my cock just now, I had trouble putting it on too. I'm so used to hookers giving me bareback blowjobs or either rawdogging civs (only rawdogged 1 hooker a long time ago) or using my Trojan Magnums that I didn't even think to supply my own condoms.

I'm going to see her again and bring my Magnums next time. Unless I can find an Asian prostitute who will take my racial abuse AND suck my dick bare. I might take it a step further and talk about knocking her up with a eurasian daughter. But she doesn't do bareback so that kinda kills the fantasy.

Btw not only did I call her a chink during the session but I also called her a noodlewhore while she was sucking my dick. And I told her that she was put on this earth to serve my white dick. She also sucked my fingers. She wouldn't let me spit on her though.

 

[Krezo]

Did u call her a gook tho?

 

[alien]

Did u call her a gook tho?

I prefer the slurs chink and noodlewhore. gook doesn't have a good ring to it. does it matter? does chink apply to a filipino? The chinks colonized the Philippines no? So they have some chink blood

 

[Krezo]

I prefer the slurs chink and noodlewhore. gook doesn't have a good ring to it. does it matter? does chink apply to a filipino? The chinks colonized the Philippines no? So they have some chink blood

Gook is my favourite insult towards Asians. It seems more vulgar than chink to me.

 

[alien]

My 2/10 PSL Chink gf doesn't like it when I call her bitch, slut, etc. So I'm afraid that she is going to feel very offended if I call her a chink, noodlewhore, etc. So I decided to hire a Canadian-born filipina prostitute. The fact that she is Canadian-born makes it better because she knows the significance of these racial slurs because of all the feminist indoctrination she has been fed in the Canadian school system. If I call my gf a noodlewhore, she might google it and find me. lmao. Especially if I call her a 2/10 PSL Chink/noodlewhore.

I don't even consider what I did with the prostitute cheating since she used a condom for literally everything. lmao. These fucking hookers these days are so paranoid of catching STIs.

To be fair though if I received a bareback blowjob from some Asian prostitute and caught something on my dick and passed that on to my gf, that would be pretty bad.

 

[deathtochad]

Brb I'm phoning your 2/10 PSL gf to tell her you're cheating on her

Then consoling her with my dick

 

[BigBoy]

My 2/10 PSL Chink gf doesn't like it when I call her bitch, slut, etc. So I'm afraid that she is going to feel very offended if I call her a chink, noodlewhore, etc. So I decided to hire a Canadian-born filipina prostitute. The fact that she is Canadian-born makes it better because she knows the significance of these racial slurs because of all the feminist indoctrination she has been fed in the Canadian school system. If I call my gf a noodlewhore, she might google it and find me. lmao. Especially if I call her a 2/10 PSL Chink/noodlewhore.

I don't even consider what I did with the prostitute cheating since she used a condom for literally everything. lmao. These fucking hookers these days are so paranoid of catching STIs.

To be fair though if I received a bareback blowjob from some Asian prostitute and caught something on my dick and passed that on to my gf, that would be pretty bad.

Thank you for always emphasizing that your chink gf is a 2/10, it means well for her.

And yes, you did cheat. You know you cheated because you brought it up when no one else mentioned it.

 

[yougottadowhatyougot]

she sucked you off with a condom on? that's weird as fuck
also post her pics dog

 

[alien]

she sucked you off with a condom on? that's weird as fuck

Yeah it is. These hookers are so paranoid of catching STIs.
Even for the handjob too. It's ridiculous.

There was a hot Canadian-born filipina who is $40 CAD more expensive that lives in Markham. But I didn't feel like driving to Markham. And I'm afraid that she would block me as soon as I asked her if I could call her a chink whore, etc. The fat filipina whore seemed like the type that would be open to that kind of shit. Plus she is probably more desperate for business because if you refuse to suck dick bare, you get way less demand. I wouldn't bother with this chick at all if she didn't let me spew racial slurs at her.

 

[yougottadowhatyougot]

oh shit nvm, just saw she's fat

don't post pics

 

[alien]

oh shit nvm, just saw she's fat

don't post pics

Yeah she is fat. Honestly I didn't mind that she is fat. I just wanted to say racial slurs towards an Asian prostitute and she was like the type that was into that shit.
Yogapants not only was hot but she'd let me say whatever fucking crazy autistic shit I wanted to say in bed. She knew about my fucked up biracial daughter fantasies and dated me anyways. And she wanted me to spit on her, slap her, rough her up, pee on her. I feel like there will never be another Yogapants in my life. Yogapants had rape fantasies and would tell me "rape me" in bed. The more in pain Yogapants was when I fucked her, the easier it was for me to cum.

My Chink gf actually has a sore upper back because I put her head in a Muay Thai clinch while I fucked her hard balls deep. I have these demons inside of me that make me treat women of colour like shit. But I am also fond of all my gfs (who have all been women of colour). I am very affectionate towards my chink gf. I've done things for her that the vast majority of men would never do for their girlfriends. I was the most affectionate towards Yogapants even though I called her a coolie whore and fucked the shit out of her and had fantasies of getting her pregnant and then fucking our daughter when she's 18. My love is very unconventional you see. 50 Shades of Autism.

 

[framecel222]

not even the title

 

[alien]

I got the Filipina prostitute to call me "white daddy". I want to try calling her chink daughter. Sine some eurasian daughters look pure Asian anyways I guess it can make sense. the Filipinos were baptized by Iberian semen anyways right? My compatriot Ferdinand Magellan colonized the Philippines. They got some white blood

 

[6ft4]

should've called her a pan-faced gook

 

[alien]

should've called her a pan-faced gook

I never was a fan of the gook slur. I don't know. It doesn't do anything for me. lol.
Calling an Asian woman I'm fucked "pan-faced" to her face seems really mean. lol.

 

[Darth Cialis]

"I haven't seen any prostitutes since before my gf and I started dating. I don't want to cheat on her. She is a good woman."
Literally you yesterday, one way or the other you are LARPing and trolling. Also the Asian whorship on this forum is becoming kind of annoying.

 

[alien]

"I haven't seen any prostitutes since before my gf and I started dating. I don't want to cheat on her. She is a good woman."
Literally you yesterday, one way or the other you are LARPing and trolling. Also the Asian whorship on this forum is becoming kind of annoying.

I think I have a problem. I was looking through escort ads last night. Saw a picture of some young Canadian-born filipina prositute bent over. Advertising herself as submissive. And I just wanted to make an literal noodlewhore my bitch and say racial slurs towards her. Texted her, told her what I wanted. Told me she was at the local motel 6. Popped a Viagra.

I'm also dissatisfied with my chink gf's looks to an extent. When I look at pictures of my ex-girlfriend (who is legitimately hot) and also pictures of legitimately hot Asian women, I get triggered knowing that I'll probably never have that anymore.

 

[Pietrosiek]

DIDN'T READ

NOT A SINGLE WORD WAS READ

 

[buflek]

can you call her a fucking small eyed noodle nigger for me next time pls

 

[alien]

can you call her a fucking small eyed noodle nigger for me next time pls

I think it is impossible for a guy like me that legitimately likes Asian women to take insults that far. Same with pan-faced gook. lol. I want to racially degrade them. But I still like Asian women. I think it's normal for the white master to develop a sort of fondness for his willing Asian slaves.

 

[buflek]

I think it is impossible for a guy like me that legitimately likes Asian women to take insults that far. Same with pan-faced gook. lol. I want to racially degrade them. But I still like Asian women. I think it's normal for the white master to develop a sort of fondness for his willing Asian slaves.

i will pay the hooker for you if you record it and she doesnt cost too much

 

[Darth Cialis]

I think I have a problem. I was looking through escort ads last night. Saw a picture of some young Canadian-born filipina prositute bent over. Advertising herself as submissive. And I just wanted to make an literal noodlewhore my bitch and say racial slurs towards her. Texted her, told her what I wanted. Told me she was at the local motel 6. Popped a Viagra.

I'm also dissatisfied with my chink gf's looks to an extent. When I look at pictures of my ex-girlfriend (who is legitimately hot) and also pictures of legitimately hot Asian women, I get triggered knowing that I'll probably never have that anymore.

Obvious LARP and troll.