I don’t know how to swim

[Vermilioncore]

Growing up I played in my room 24/7 with action figures and never touched grass. Now I’m 22 and don’t know how to swim, ride a bike, or talk to people

 

[Dr. Bludy]

I dont need to know how to swim cuz im the whole wave cuh

 

[BearBoy]

One time I jumped into a pool and almost drowned because of my heavy ass dick

 

[LooksThinker]

skill issue to net be top 1% in swimming

 

[Deleted member 23115]

just do 10 strokes instead of 3 when doing freestyle and u win every time