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leave all this crazy stuff behind and be happy
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I partied all year, got a gf, and a lot of sex.
My exams were scheduled in January and June.
Some motherfucker told me that if you had a valid excuse to not attend the exams, you could take them all in August.
Me being the low inhib 0fucksgiven dumbass I am, I told the uni that my grandma died in January, and that I had to be hospitalised because of hayfever in june, so I couldn't take the exams.
During exam periods, instead of studying and trying to take my exams, I rotted on this forum 10 hours a day, went to the gym for 2.
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A month before I was meant to sit my exams in August, I got these emails:
*screenshots of emails deleted*
Bruh.
Apparently, I don't have enough credits to be eligible for the retakes.
I have to sit the year again, or leave.
I can't go without education, and resitting is hella expensive.
It's £9250 for tuition
£6-8k for accomodation
I spent £18k in living expenses (wasted money on takeaway, looksmaxxing, useless ubers, restaurants, alcohol, clubbing, clothes, VIP on .org , etc.)
That's around £34k.
Bruh.
The thing is, I hadn't told my parents anything about me failing.
I told them there were strikes in January, and the exams were rescheduled in August. (So I just chilled with my Indian roommate all night or went to my gfs place for 2 weeks).
Then I told my parents my exams in June went perfectly fine (I only took 2, then my friends convinced me to go clubbing the night before my next exam, so I did, and was too tired the next morning).
2 weeks ago I took a flight to the UK to "sit my (non-existent) rescheduled Semester 1 exams" but instead I just chilled in my 2nd year accomodation by myself.
I started talking to my ex again (she fucked no one since July, didn't even go out once), and we fucked quite a lot. We even went on dates lmao.
I offered her to come back to France with me for 2 weeks as a joke, and she actually booked tickets when she was drunk.
I didn't tell my parents we broke up in the first place.
This is gonna be interesting.
I'll have to "break up" before freshers week in late september though.
I want my fun.
I want to find my virgin wife. I deserve it.
ANYWAY, BACK TO THE TOPIC. I FAILED MY FIRST YEAR OF UNI.
HOW AM I GONNA TELL MY PARENTS?
Well, turns out I did, yesterday.
I was yelled at for a whole hour.
My mum said she wasn't surprised, and my dad kept repeating "there will be great financial implications ". Yeah, no shit.
Anyway, as I'm in a top 5 UK uni, and I aced all my other exams, they agreed to let me stay.
They said I should not get a job cus I need to be 100% focused on my studies lol.
But I will get a job. I'm not spending my parents money on fillers.
Hey, at least I get the first year student life again!
It just sucks I won't be living in uni halls, but I'm living with my friends!
Bad news for you guys, A LOT MORE FRESHER SLAY STORIES INCOMING!!!!
MY AUTISM STOPPED ME FROM PULLING STACYLITE!!!
In the club last night. I was the elephant in the room, in all humility. All the girls were looking at me. All of them. I could see foids telling their friends to turn around to look at me. I knew my worth when walking into that club. When I’d go to the men's toilet I’d start yelling that all...
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THE PARTY NEVER ENDS.
pneumo
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