I FUMBLED HARD😬😬😬

[the_nextDavidLaid]

So, the past few months I’ve been sticking on some knowledge (arm wrestling pronation training, weighted swimming blah blah blah) and I had this intriguing idea to “borrow” some weights from my school since it’s abandoned and all (5 years +) and I start going on the lock bam bam bam bam and it doesn’t badge but then it does and I see there’s nothing inside (bruh) but then I go from the other side and as it looks it’s broken into by others and the as I walk inside my testicles get plowed on but then out of the blue ->






I was going inside the door but then the alarm started going going like

I had to skedaddle real quick (if you know what I mean…) and as I ran towards my mother’s car I almost crash it lmao




*close one*




So anyways blah blah blah to not arouse any suspicion or attract any sort of unnecessary attention to my self I drive the car two blocks over but then while i am going home I remembered

HOLY SHIT THERES A TREE FULL OF ORANGES RIGHT THERE

so as any man full off a sudden Adrenaline and Testosterone rush I stop the car and I “borrow” a orange from the tree but jfl there’s a guy watching me down the window (you can’t make this shit up)

Well anyways I pack up and go…

Then I’m back home and when I park the car I hit the wall by mistake







Hope you enjoyed my fellow inkwells

 

[the_nextDavidLaid]

bump

 

[the_nextDavidLaid]

kys faggot

 

[the_nextDavidLaid]

great thread 🗣

 

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Over for essaycels

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

Thats like, so darktriad bro

 

[the_nextDavidLaid]

Thats like, so darktriad bro

So dark triad bro