If My Dick Was Big - a poem

[Vermilioncore]

If my dick was big
Sorrow would be extinct
Tears would never leak
My heart would be content
In knowing I’m the best

If my dick was big
I’d walk without a limp
I’d smile and never cry
My heart would never sigh
My joy would reach new heights

If my dick was big
She’d never leave my side
She’d cry for me to stay
Together for all time
Forever in my life

If only my dick was big
I wouldn’t be here now
Writing shitty threads
Instead of going to bed
Oh, I wish my dick was big

 

[Deleted member 13332]

yippie
what a cool song i will sing to my wifes boyfriend

 

[Lygodactylus]

 

[Chinacurry]

Nice poem Bhai, believe me I feel Ur pain

 

[Deleted member 14077]

Atleast my penis looks big in the eye of the beholder

 

[PapaGremlin]

Beautiful

 

[Kozner]

Judging by the writing it has a couple more years to grow.

 

[Paroxysm]

legit

 

[ropemax]

You're a manlet dicklet and your gf has left you. Brutal

 

[Deleted member 18494]

Good