IM ACTUALLY GETTING A LAY FROM YUBO

[mogstar]

Bro wtf
No larp btw

Tagging the bros: @FastBananaCEO @TraumatisedOgre @kjsbdfiusdf @Monk @lutte @looksmaxxer234

 

[Deleted member 13994]

ok

 

[Deleted member 14280]

enjoy fucking a 1,5psl caked up 500lb landwhale bro

 

[mogstar]

@moonblunt @Aeons

 

[mogstar]

enjoy fucking a 1,5psl caked up 500lb landwhale bro

She’s 4.5 psl with great body

 

[Growth Plate]

ofc ur above average facially and 6'5"

 

[Deleted member 11758]

no tag no care but congrats

 

[mogstar]

ofc ur above average facially

What

 

[mogstar]

no tag no care but congrats

Oh I’m sorry fuark im so happy my sweet MyAssStinksLikeShit

 

[Deleted member 14280]

She’s 4.5 psl with great body

wait...
pls dont fuck her without me boyo wait for me plz im khhv

 

[Growth Plate]

What

claro, você está acima da média facialmente

 

[mogstar]

claro, você está acima da média facialmente

Im not above average jfl

wait...
pls dont fuck her without me boyo wait for me plz im khhv

oh

 

[Jagged0]

wait...
pls dont fuck her without me boyo wait for me plz im khhv

Me and @portuguesecel will take pics for you

 

[Deleted member 14280]

Me and @portuguesecel will take pics for you

torture

 

[Deleted member 2403]

Im 30 so I can’t use Yubo

 

[mogstar]

Im 30 so I can’t use Yubo

I’ll unironically stop being an incel

 

[Deleted member 2403]

I’ll unironically stop being an incel

All people here need to do is lean max and use Yubo or tinder

 

[Deleted member 5189]

13 year olds dont count

 

[mogstar]

13 year olds dont count

She’s 18

 

[mogstar]

All people here need to do is lean max and use Yubo or tinder

I did it and I’m hideous

 

[Deleted member 2275]

13 year olds dont count

they absolutely do wtf

they count for 10

 

[mogstar]

13 year olds dont count

Fucking cunt

 

[Amnesia]

Did you actually stick ur dick in her already or are you "going to"

 

[mogstar]

Did you actually stick ur dick in her already or are you "going to"

Im going to 100%

 

[Amnesia]

Im going to 100%

Bro if I had a dollar for every time I was "sure" I was going to fuck a girl.........Like I'm talking about she's drooling over me I am coming over tonight sending me nudes. And then "something comes up" and she can't and we never end up hanging out again.


Never underestimate a woman's ability to flake. With that said I hope it works out though.

 

[mogstar]

Bro if I had a dollar for every time I was "sure" I was going to fuck a girl.........Like I'm talking about she's drooling over me I am coming over tonight sending me nudes. And then "something comes up" and she can't and we never end up hanging out again.


Never underestimate a woman's ability to flake. With that said I hope it works out though.

Thanks my friend. This is the first time a girl shows genuine sexual interest in me but yeah knowing about women’s nature it probably won’t happen but I’m kinda happy. Thx for letting me know btw, all the best

 

[shrek]

Portuguesecel is about to become a slayer

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Bro if I had a dollar for every time I was "sure" I was going to fuck a girl.........Like I'm talking about she's drooling over me I am coming over tonight sending me nudes. And then "something comes up" and she can't and we never end up hanging out again.


Never underestimate a woman's ability to flake. With that said I hope it works out though.

do you have any friends atm? (genuinely)

im askin cuz i remember a while back u said that after u got surgery ur friends ditched u or somethn and ur family n all dat started treating u differently. btw do ur family ever say anything nice about ur surgery or do they still not like it.

 

[shrek]

do you have any friends atm? (genuinely)

im askin cuz i remember a while back u said that after u got surgery ur friends ditched u or somethn and ur family n all dat started treating u differently. btw do ur family ever say anything nice about ur surgery or do they still not like it.

What surgery did he get?

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

What surgery did he get?

LL he went from Lord Farquad to Mongo

 

[mogstar]

do you have any friends atm? (genuinely)

im askin cuz i remember a while back u said that after u got surgery ur friends ditched u or somethn and ur family n all dat started treating u differently. btw do ur family ever say anything nice about ur surgery or do they still not like it.

My man has a 100+ lay count who cares about friends tbh

 

[Deleted member 5189]

My man has a 100+ lay count who cares about friends tbh

if u have a girlfriend but no friends then thats fine but he has neither hes just fucking the girls he aint properly socialising if u know what i mean. would feel kinda lonely.

 

[mogstar]

if u have a girlfriend but no friends then thats fine but he has neither hes just fucking the girls he aint properly socialising if u know what i mean. would feel kinda lonely.

I think he does feel lonely and comes across as non NT, but someone on his looks level always has friends. Just look at how he gets treated here

 

[Amnesia]

if u have a girlfriend but no friends then thats fine but he has neither hes just fucking the girls he aint properly socialising if u know what i mean. would feel kinda lonely.

I think he does feel lonely and comes across as non NT, but someone on his looks level always has friends. Just look at how he gets treated here

u guys on this forum are how I satisfy my male "friend" needs, semi serious.


But I have my actual brother who I am close to to bro out with

 

[Deleted member 6531]

Let's gooooooooo

Siuuuuuuuu

After this day there shall no longer be incel Portuguesecel threads

The light has finally shone.

The 195 cm Portuguese Chad is finally rising

 

[JimmyDreamsOfZygos]

u guys on this forum are how I satisfy my male "friend" needs, semi serious.


But I have my actual brother who I am close to to bro out with

I feel bad for you for that, but JFL if one of my friends showed up with a new jaw and neck implants I would never let him live it down. How were your siblings when you told them?

 

[JimmyDreamsOfZygos]

Show us her face

 

[BrettyBoy]

Over for me.

 

[Deleted member 4438]

mirin 6'5 chad

 

[Deleted member 4430]

validation starving again

 

[Deleted member 8165]

lets fucking gooooooooooooo

 

[mogstar]

Let's gooooooooo

Siuuuuuuuu

After this day there shall no longer be incel Portuguesecel threads

The light has finally shone.

The 195 cm Portuguese Chad is finally rising

I’ll probably get ghosted by her because I’m ugly but I hope I can slay her she’s 100% down for it