I’m going to be a dad soon

Salludon

Salludon

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Just got the news. My wife is pregnant 🤰🏻. Am i the first one on PSL to have kids lol?
 
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Just got the news. My wife is pregnant 🤰🏻. Am i the first one on PSL to have kids lol?
oh you're married, good for you, G

@itsOVER made some hapa kids
 
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Already Impregnated your wife. Fucking Chad lol.
 
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Im sure other dudes had kids they just quit PSL after ascension

I will have 20 White kids and keep the White Race alive
 
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Mashallah congrats bro
 
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make your son born gigachad (or gigastacy)
 
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2 months ago you were probably doing fucking mog battles and now you are about to be a dad JFL is it normal to move this fast in Pakistan
 
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make your son born gigachad (or gigastacy)
Use Gudru childmaxxing guide to have a chaddam son or Stacy daughter
 
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2 months ago you were probably doing fucking. mog battles and now you are about to be a dad JFL is it normal to move this fast in Pakistan
Yes. If you don’t have a kid after a year of marriage people start thinking you’re a eunuch
 
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Then we have 33 year old autistic Antinatalist like @Amnesia without a family.
 
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Allaahumma baarik
 
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Congrats, make sure you don't raise your child to be a subhuman
 
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make sure your kids mew maybe they will become as good looking as you then
 
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Salludon i come from the future , im here to warn you that your son wont inherit those mewing genes
Lmao
 
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Salludon i come from the future , im here to warn you that your son wont inherit those mewing genes
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My kids will inherit top tier genes tbh. This is how i actually looked like as a 10 yo.

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Their blackpilled dad is never gonna let them turn into anything other than chads.
Also my grandfather and my mom both have green eyes and i’m gonna have at least a dozen kids maybe a couple of them will inherit their eyes and turn into exotic chadpreets, who knows.
 
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My kids will inherit top tier genes tbh. This is how i actually looked like as a 10 yo.

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Their blackpilled dad is never gonna let them turn into anything other than chads.
Also my grandfather and my mom both have green eyes and i’m gonna have at least a dozen kids maybe a couple of them will inherit their eyes and turn into exotic chadpreets, who knows.
Brutally mogs the other kid
 
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My kids will inherit top tier genes tbh. This is how i actually looked like as a 10 yo.

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Their blackpilled dad is never gonna let them turn into anything other than chads.
Also my grandfather and my mom both have green eyes and i’m gonna have at least a dozen kids maybe a couple of them will inherit their eyes and turn into exotic chadpreets, who knows.
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My kids will inherit top tier genes tbh. This is how i actually looked like as a 10 yo.

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Their blackpilled dad is never gonna let them turn into anything other than chads.
Also my grandfather and my mom both have green eyes and i’m gonna have at least a dozen kids maybe a couple of them will inherit their eyes and turn into exotic chadpreets, who knows.
Indo-Aryan exotic slayer take over
 
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My kids will inherit top tier genes tbh. This is how i actually looked like as a 10 yo.

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Their blackpilled dad is never gonna let them turn into anything other than chads.
Also my grandfather and my mom both have green eyes and i’m gonna have at least a dozen kids maybe a couple of them will inherit their eyes and turn into exotic chadpreets, who knows.
Since you're about to get a kid, why not use your PSL knowledge to enchace your child's development

- Put him on facepuller appliance since he's 5
- Jelq his penis from a young age
- Rub DHT gel all over his body when he's about 8-12

I would make his life so good just so he can feel better and proud of himself. Hovewer, if it's a daughter, i would shot myself in the foot alive, it's cucked having a daughter..
 
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Since you're about to get a kid, why not use your PSL knowledge to enchace your child's development

- Put him on facepuller appliance since he's 5
- Jelq his penis from a young age
- Rub DHT gel all over his body when he's about 8-12

I would make his life so good just so he can feel better and proud of himself. Hovewer, if it's a daughter, i would shot myself in the foot alive, it's cucked having a daughter..
Dht gel over his body just maybe over his dick or something lmao. You don't want the kid to bald at age 8 JFL
 
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Way to go bro,I wish you the best
 
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Just got the news. My wife is pregnant 🤰🏻. Am i the first one on PSL to have kids lol?
What Will you do when The kid ends up Being black
 
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2 months ago you were probably doing fucking mog battles and now you are about to be a dad JFL is it normal to move this fast in Pakistan
Cheap surgeries ( - The kindey)
 
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Yes. If you don’t have a kid after a year of marriage people start thinking you’re a eunuch
Is that similar to eugene
 
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Since you're about to get a kid, why not use your PSL knowledge to enchace your child's development

- Put him on facepuller appliance since he's 5
- Jelq his penis from a young age
- Rub DHT gel all over his body when he's about 8-12

I would make his life so good just so he can feel better and proud of himself. Hovewer, if it's a daughter, i would shot myself in the foot alive, it's cucked having a daughter..
U fucking braindead autist
 
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Since you're about to get a kid, why not use your PSL knowledge to enchace your child's development

- Put him on facepuller appliance since he's 5
- Jelq his penis from a young age
- Rub DHT gel all over his body when he's about 8-12

I would make his life so good just so he can feel better and proud of himself. Hovewer, if it's a daughter, i would shot myself in the foot alive, it's cucked having a daughter..
Why DHT gel? Can Jelqing damage the penile tissue
 
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Happy for u, lifefuel for traditioncels
 
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Just got the news. My wife is pregnant 🤰🏻. Am i the first one on PSL to have kids lol?
Congratulations man. But no, my first one's due in August.
 
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Congratulations man. But no, my first one's due in August.
Are you gonna stay in rural china or move to a city or something? Since you said most are cold towards you and you're not really welcome there
 
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How tall is your wife? Will your kids have a high chance of being tall
 
Are you gonna stay in rural china or move to a city or something? Since you said most are cold towards you and you're not really welcome there
We're trying to go back to the States right now. In the last stages of processing my wife's visa. We'll stay in America for around 5 years before eventually moving to Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh City).
 
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Congrats!
 
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Stop larping show pics of wifes womb
 
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We're trying to go back to the States right now. In the last stages of processing my wife's visa. We'll stay in America for around 5 years before eventually moving to Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh City).
your kids will be worshipped and will slay a lot as half white kids living in Vietnam
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How tall is your wife? Will your kids have a high chance of being tall
She’s 5’5 i think. Average height here. The kids will be fine since they usually inherit father’s height. My mom was around my wife’s height as well but i ended up being tall because of dad.

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Anyhow i’ll be marrying another girl preferably tall in a few years.
 
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Your son will be a mogger

Inshallah
 
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in morning i was eating omlette and think about you, i thought why would looksmaxed chad salludon ruin his genes with inbred curry when he can easily have a white stacy
 
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She’s 5’5 i think. Average height here. The kids will be fine since they usually inherit father’s height. My mom was around my wife’s height as well but i ended up being tall because of dad.

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Anyhow i’ll be marrying another girl preferably tall in a few years.
pray that the reverse doesn’t happen like it did to me I was robbed of being a tallcel I ended up in between
 
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She’s 5’5 i think. Average height here. The kids will be fine since they usually inherit father’s height. My mom was around my wife’s height as well but i ended up being tall because of dad.

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Anyhow i’ll be marrying another girl preferably tall in a few years.
How many wives and children do you want to have? Also is having more than one wife common in Pakistan?
 
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Congrats dude! Having a blackpilled dad sounds great ngl.
 
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Overdose your kids on hgh and learn them to hardmew while at it
 
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She’s 5’5 i think. Average height here. The kids will be fine since they usually inherit father’s height. My mom was around my wife’s height as well but i ended up being tall because of dad.

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Anyhow i’ll be marrying another girl preferably tall in a few years.
Shit, how tall are you? Legit chad
 
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Congrats, man you're living a great life
 
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