In Depth Explanation about how truly brutal Lens Distortion is.

Woah, you're very very stupid lol.

I just don't....actually know where to start with you?

Sadly, it seems a lack of human interaction, has left you void of anyway to read a "joke".

Sending prayers to ya bro!
Nigga you didn’t joke shit. You meant it as you wrote it.


If you look shit in a selfie cam 6 feet away you look shit. Stop the cope and get surgery’s jfl :lul:

Incel: Muh Lens distortion. My jaw is usually 0.2mm more forward
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Nigga you didn’t joke shit. You meant it as you wrote it.


If you look shit in a selfie cam 6 feet away you look shit. Stop the cope and get surgery’s jfl :lul:

Incel: Muh Lens distortion. My jaw is usually 0.2mm more forward
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

So you've proved my theory.

You are indeed a abused dog that deserves to be caged.

Any further of your replies, I will see it as a generous bump to my already Sticked Thread.

Have a great day bro.
 
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

So you've proved my theory.

You are indeed a abused dog that deserves to be caged.

Any further of your replies, I will see it as a generous bump to my already Sticked Thread.

Have a great day bro.
Having a blast shitting on cope threads.


This whole section is full of it. In between retards forcefully pushing their tongue against the roof all day, people arguing about where to most effectively bonesmash and others theorizing which doctor might do lf 3 which no one will ever get, your threads fit right in.


Keep feeding on :soy::bluepill: :bluepill::bluepill::bluepill::bluepill:
 
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Having a blast shitting on cope threads.


This whole section is full of it. In between retards forcefully pushing their tongue against the roof, people arguing about where to most effectively bonesmash and others theorizing which doctor might do lf 3 which no one will ever get, your threads fit right in.
bump.
 
Nigga you didn’t joke shit. You meant it as you wrote it.


If you look shit in a selfie cam 6 feet away you look shit. Stop the cope and get surgery’s jfl :lul:

Incel: Muh Lens distortion. My jaw is usually 0.2mm more forward
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Pretty sure that chad won't look the same with 25 mm focal length samsung cam.
 
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Pretty sure he won't look the same with 25 mm focal length samsung cam.
Exactly.

Plus if he had a brain he'd realize this SIMPLE SHIT.

He prob iPhone 12 Pro boom. Good Camera.

Selfie Stick + rear camera. Boom 6ft length.

Zoom in on the after photo to only show your face.

Boom. There's your instagram post.
 
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Lol another proof op is ravis alt
 
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Great thread. We need More this kind of autism around here
 
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Great thread. We need More this kind of autism around here
Yup, all of my threads are on the high end of the Autism Spectrum.
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Love this. BOB!
 
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Wow good thread bro but still fuck u(y)
 
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The cheapest way is to have a photographer do it lol.

it's like 120 - 200 a shoot.

The phones that have the good lenses are $1,000 - $1,200.
Amazon product ASIN B08FYV4ZZ8
The Samsung S20 FE has a 3x zoom back camera with 76 mms of focal lenght and it's like 500 $ on Amazon jfl

There are definitely cheap phones with +50 mms focal lenght cams
 
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Holy fuck you're High IQ.
I'm unironically high iq



Have video proof of me going through an iq test that I recorded some months ago
 
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I'm unironically high iq



Have video proof of me going through an iq test that I recorded some months ago

Damn nice lol.

135 is damn high.
 
What's a good phone to take selfies then? iPhone 13 pro is good?
 
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What's a good phone to take selfies then? iPhone 13 pro is good?
iPhone 13 Pro is as good as it gets.

I recommend buying a selfie stick, so that you can use the rear telephoto lens to take your pictures.

Instead of the real selfie cam.
 
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When I look in the mirror, I only see slight UEE, not that noticable. When I take selfies that UEE is prominent and also assymetrical, making me look sleepy or low IQ. Not to mention it makes my long midface look even more elongated. Fuck selfies shit is like -1 PSL
 
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When I look in the mirror, I only see slight UEE, not that noticable. When I take selfies that UEE is prominent and also assymetrical, making me look sleepy or low IQ. Not to mention it makes my long midface look even more elongated. Fuck selfies shit is like -1 PSL
Yup.

Also the Eyebrow Placement is always a lot higher in selfies.

Effecting the FWHR and masculinity of the eye area.
 
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Distance matter more than focal length.
Perfect focal length for portrait photo shots is 85mm, it's consider so by all mainstream pro photographers
But everything above 35mm is cope as it's enough to see all your feathers clearly, so instead just make photo from a distance to avoid proximity effect
 
I think the people who link this have actually never read it.

One of the comments calls him out on his bullshit.

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David, I assume that by “lens size” you mean focal length. Yes, changes in lens focal length will change the field of view and the apparent sizes of subjects within the photograph.

However, using different lenses in the same position relative to the subject, you will always get the same geometry of viewing and thus the same perspective, even if the field of view and apparent size of the subject both change due to using a different lens.

That’s not the same thing as the distortion caused by perspective as you move closer to the subject to compensate for the angle of view of a wide-angle lens. You get very different distortions with different lenses precisely *because* of the photographer compensating by moving the camera, thus changing the perspective.

In other words, it’s not using a different lens that changes the perspective and causes distortion, rather it’s the lens enticing the photographer to change the perspective to get the framing that he wants, and that action by the photographer then changes the distortion."


Another Comment.
"

Why did you not photograph your face from the SAME distance with different lenses? Then you would have seen that ALSO the lense size has an effect on the picture. Incorrect article."

Comment from the author, admitting he didnt even do what he claimed.

"Hi david Yes, that’s a good idea, I might try it sometime."

Response from another commenter

"Do it and you'll discover that David is mostly wrong. Lenses are admittedly not perfect and will give you some distortions, but if those distortions were large the lenses wouldn’t sell (excluding fisheyes, and other lenses *intended* to be distorted)"



Appriciate you being civil, but that study is plain wrong and even the author knows it.

Have a good day/night.
 
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Also, even in the real world.

If Wide Angle lenses were good for portraiture, why on earth do editorial photographers all use Zoom/Telephoto Lenses?

Because the truth is, that's the only lens good for taking photos of a face.

No one on this forum actually knows shit lol.

You will never see a Wide Angle Lens in real photography, and damn sure wont see a cell phone.
 
The Gandy image is fking shitpost material lmao


Depoot looks good here tho still. His aesthetic kinda shifted more towards prettyboy.
 
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The Gandy image is fking shitpost material lmao


Depoot looks good here tho still. His aesthetic kinda shifted more towards prettyboy.
lmaoooo yea. Same with the Meeks one.

Depoot would never get called a school shooter in this pic.

I think it's the filter making his eyes bigger and god tier skin.

And his jaw looks narrow af lmao.
 
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Also, even in the real world.

If Wide Angle lenses were good for portraiture, why on earth do editorial photographers all use Zoom/Telephoto Lenses?

Because the truth is, that's the only lens good for taking photos of a face.

No one on this forum actually knows shit lol.

You will never see a Wide Angle Lens in real photography, and damn sure wont see a cell phone.
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It does make difference, but everything above 35 is in fact cope, the difference are minor from a distance
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The Gandy image is fking shitpost material lmao


Depoot looks good here tho still. His aesthetic kinda shifted more towards prettyboy.
He looks subhuman here (because webcam)
 
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My google pixel 2xl has 25mm as the selfie and 27mm as the back. No wonder my phone gave me BDD lmao
Had same phone it's distortion was insane
I have an iPhone 12 now and it's night and day difference tbh. For some reason pixels selfie colors looked washed out too
 
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Had same phone it's distortion was insane
I have an iPhone 12 now and it's night and day difference tbh. For some reason pixels selfie colors looked washed out too
Damn I need an iPhone 12.

My sister has an 11 Pro and the camera is god tier lmao.
 
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Cope thread
Every good looking person you see on social media is using normal phone camera and barely anyone uses telephoto, pics are taken with either front cam or main (28mm) camera
 
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Cope thread
Every good looking person you see on social media is using normal phone camera and barely anyone uses telephoto, pics are taken with either front cam or main (28mm) camera
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
 
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
Normies literally don’t use telephoto lens for insta pics bcz quality is lower compared to main cam

Yea there is slight distortion, I agree but it’s not a big deal. Lighting and angles matter far more
 
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Normies literally don’t use telephoto lens for insta pics bcz quality is lower compared to main cam

Yea there is slight distortion, I agree but it’s not a big deal. Lighting and angles matter far more
Listen bro, I've agreed with almost everyone who has brought up your point.

It seems some people just did not get the point of this thread.

My intentions were to show why you cannot measure your ratios with a bad camera.

It is a "Big Deal", I typed the difference of my ratios from a Photo and IRL measurements.

Those ratios do indeed show major differences and will hinder someones rating.

This thread was not a way to see "If you're Attractive or Not".

TBH, you can only lose at most 1 PSL point from a bad selfie.

No one will go from MTN to Chadlite, unless the picture was taken from like 4in away.
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People brough up Strijd. He clearly is using a XS Max, that does have a Telephoto Lens.

It would be as simple as him to use a selfie stick with the back camera, then crop out and zoom into his face to get a "Selfie".

If this doesn't answer your confusions, I'm not sure anything will.

No hard feelings.
 
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Listen bro, I've agreed with almost everyone who has brought up your point.

It seems some people just did not get the point of this thread.

My intentions were to show why you cannot measure your ratios with a bad camera.

It is a "Big Deal", I typed the difference of my ratios from a Photo and IRL measurements.

Those ratios do indeed show major differences and will hinder someones rating.

This thread was not a way to see "If you're Attractive or Not".

TBH, you can only lose at most 1 PSL point from a bad selfie.

No one will go from MTN to Chadlite, unless the picture was taken from like 4in away.
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People brough up Strijd. He clearly is using a XS Max, that does have a Telephoto Lens.

It would be as simple as him to use a selfie stick with the back camera, then crop out and zoom into his face to get a "Selfie".

If this doesn't answer your confusions, I'm not sure anything will.

No hard feelings.
I'm using Samsung S6 Edge :lul:

No wonder when I use the selfie cam my face looks like a rounded potato bag.

I have a family member with an iPhone and I'll check it out, probably it's iPhone 12 tho.

Also how do I know what focal length is my S6 Edge camera? both selfie and back ones


Good thread!
 
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I'm using Samsung S6 Edge :lul:

No wonder when I use the selfie cam my face looks like a rounded potato bag.

I have a family member with an iPhone and I'll check it out, probably it's iPhone 12 tho.

Also how do I know what focal length is my S6 Edge camera? both selfie and back ones


Good thread!
I usually just type in "Phone Name Camera Specs"

https://www.gsmarena.com/samsung_galaxy_s6_edge-7079.php

Both of your cameras are wide angle lenses.

Selfie is 22mm Focal Length.
Back Camera is 28mm Focal Length.

Also, the iPhone 12 has similar stats.

https://www.gsmarena.com/apple_iphone_12-10509.php

The Real game changer is when you can use an iPhone with the trio camera setup.

Those have the Telephoto Lenses, that are best for portraiture.
 
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nah its really not
 

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