Jason Statham is one of the biggest enigmas in existence

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first of all he's norwood one million and still mogs. probably about as good as you can look bald:
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second of all, he's a manlet that's not even a full 5'9 according to celebheights.com and yet he doesn't look it. even when he clearly gets heightmogged in pics, he somehow still blends in and gets away with it:
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hairpill + heightpill defeated by one man
 
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He is a celeb nigger

Pills don’t apply to them
 
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he just proves the CHINPILL
 
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its because hes fckn badass,every movie this dude is in he always alpha mogs everyone present,even
dwayne Johnson who looks vastly more dominant than him still knows his place and acts accordingly

Cryo
 
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He is a celeb nigger

Pills don’t apply to them
yea any bald manlet can be an action movie protagonist in hollywood bro
 
He is a celeb nigger

Pills don’t apply to them

except he was a model for fcuk before he even became a celebrity
 
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He has a pretty good face along with amazing frame and insane body halo. He has no flaws, being bald does not affect him and being a manlet is his only small flaw but he still mogs

Being bald also allows his mogger face to stand out more, thank God he's not recessed like Andrew Tate
 
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He has a very striking facial structure
 
Same with Billy Bob Thornthon. Looks homeless but she is all over him. Dickpill

 
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you can't get mogged with a good frame.
 
its because hes fckn badass,every movie this dude is in he always alpha mogs everyone present,even
dwayne Johnson who looks vastly more dominant than him still knows his place and acts accordingly

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he has contracts where he can't get beat up in movies
 
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The more masculine you are the more you can get away with norwooding
he looks masc af
 
He fills in a very specific niche. Kind of like Vin Diesel or Danny Trejo
 
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first of all he's norwood one million and still mogs. probably about as good as you can look bald:
jason-statham-der-brite-gehoert-zu-den-erfolgreichsten-actionstars-in-hollywood.jpg



second of all, he's a manlet that's not even a full 5'9 according to celebheights.com and yet he doesn't look it. even when he clearly gets heightmogged in pics, he somehow still blends in and gets away with it:
QN1dP4y.png


55391-jason-statham.jpg


dwayne-rock-johnson-_-jason-statham.jpg


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Hes just THAT GUY tbh
Unmoggable
 
He is perceived as fairly tall because most of Hollywood are manlets that hang out together.
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jason statham ASCENDED after norwooding btw srs

look up pictures of him young and he's not as intimidating/masculine as he is rn
 
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jason statham ASCENDED after norwooding btw srs

look up pictures of him young and he's not as intimidating/masculine as he is rn
agree, he looks better bald as strange as it is
 
He looks sub chadlite tbh. Not ugly but still. Where does his appeal comes from?
 
He looks sub chadlite tbh. Not ugly but still. Where does his appeal comes from?
I always thought he wasn't that good looking
 
Framepill strikes again.
 
He is a celeb nigger

Pills don’t apply to them
Bruce Willis is to but in regards to looks Statham manages to mog so fucking hard despite having two of the most brutal failos
 
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The real question is who’s this mogger?
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Halo'd by his roles in movies, voice and eye area
 
Good proportions for 5'9: 172lbs / 10% bodyfat.

Van Damme was another 5'9 guy with great frame and build (184lbs / 10%). He was long legged, short torso and wide.

So, yeah.... 5'9 - 5'10 guys should be looking to be 170-180lbs with sub teen BF.
 
first of all he's norwood one million and still mogs. probably about as good as you can look bald:
jason-statham-der-brite-gehoert-zu-den-erfolgreichsten-actionstars-in-hollywood.jpg



second of all, he's a manlet that's not even a full 5'9 according to celebheights.com and yet he doesn't look it. even when he clearly gets heightmogged in pics, he somehow still blends in and gets away with it:
QN1dP4y.png


55391-jason-statham.jpg


dwayne-rock-johnson-_-jason-statham.jpg


hairpill + heightpill defeated by one man

The truth is: people wouldn't find him extremely attractive if he worked at McDonald's, it's all status from being a professional actor.

Also, mogged.

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mass appeal from body and turbo masc look, bald and out of shape = loser, bald and in shape = winner provided your face isnt soy
 

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