Legit slaying guide for bars (all looks tiers included) BOTB?

[2d v2]

Bars are one of the most acceptable places to find one night stands, as they are filled with primal women

I have been working in bars for around 3 years as a bouncer, here's my key observations

View attachment 2767807

This is what your typical bar will look like
-a dance floor
-a bar with stools, (sometimes a backbar as well)
-a quiet more isolated room with a pool table or somewhere you can talk without the music being too loud



Firstly, I'm going to describe the type of women present at each of these locations




-Women Sitting at the bar (stools)

typically women who are on the stools are high alcohol tolerance and veteran drinkers. There are two reasons they may be sitting at the bar.


They are frontloading enough alcohol to lower their inhibition enough to dance, they are having a relaxing night out just with there girlfriends



The best way to find out which of these it is?
-see how long they stay at the bar. If they don't move to the dance floor soon, don't bother.
-let another person approach and see their temperament
-Are they dressed slutty with fakeup? if not they likely don't want to be bothered


HOWEVER
-If the bar you frequent is quieter and a girl is sitting by herself glancing around, she is either an escort or wants you to approach her. (just make sure she isnt by herself waiting for a friend in the bathroom)

I rate women on the bar as the worst place out of the 3 aforementioned locations to try PUA




-The Dance floor

This is the best spot to try to slay, you will find the lowest inhibition women here and the most willing to makeout with you.



They likely have the highest alcohol intoxication so it makes it easier to approach them.
-Just don't approach a girl whos blacked out throwing up on herself


when women are drinking, it makes them more primally instinctive, and unlearning all the bluepilling they have been fed.


What do I mean by this? They are looking for indicators like height, long mandibles, and frame.
-In a dark bar, these are the most visible traits which is why they are most important



This is why someone like David laid would hard mog jeremy meeks in bar slaying
View attachment 2767836View attachment 2767837


Meeks has a better front profile, coloring, and is just overal higher PSL than laid BUT this is not what a drunk girl will be able to see in a dark room

THIS IS
View attachment 2767839View attachment 2767840


Laid frame mogs, height mogs, and mandible mogs despite being less attractive, these are more important slayer features.

But this is water why am I noting this? im gonna explain how to use this to your advantage later


The dancefloors is overall the best way to slay girls which is why im gonna explain how to do it after I lay out the last category of women






-The quiet miscellaneous room


There is a vast numbers of reasons people would be here so ill explain them and how to identify them


Typically, there will be a pool table in this room or some sort of activity or just tables to sit.


You find find the bar locals here and their friend group, this room will have the least intoxicated people for the most part besides the one of two people who are completely trashed and need to sit down somewhere quiet




Usually the locals will have a few platonic girl friends there too, this is the most non primal women you will find at the bar.



But in order to have a chance with these ladies, you need to locals to give your their blessing so if you dont know them its a bad idea to approach, trust me they will cuck you for thinking you run their bar that they frequent.


this has tons of variables involved but its 2nd place best place to approach




Now that you understand which locations have which type of women, lets break down how to slay them.

Spoiler: Taller ugly

Frame moggers will have the best chance at slaying the women who are the most intoxicated because your facial ratios will be blurred so they cant accurately assess you

I recommend going to the dance floor if you are MTN+ and at least 185cm.

Just start dancing and with your height and frame girls will come to you even as an MTN

Not using huge detail cause this is the easiest archetype to slay

Spoiler: Short Good face

The second type of person will be your shorter guys 170 cm with good faces

You will have to find less intoxicated women so you can use your face to your advantage and they can see how GL you are
View attachment 2767863

Hes 5'8 but has a 7psl face, BUT he would get mogged trying to get a druken women by a 4.5PSL guy whos 187cm

Which is why he should ideally go to the women on the sides of the dancefloor who are not intoxicated yet and PUA

Spoiler: Short ugly

Now this brings me to the most dreaded, short with bad face.
View attachment 2767868

you will have a very hard time at the bar, but i'm gonna explain how ugly guys get slays.



Your undeniably gonna have to be the biggest jester in the world, but here's how you go about this.



-Most of the uglier guys you see talking to girls at bars are friends from beforehand, for ex. a bunch of coworkers from another close by restaurant frequent my bar at night and hang out in the quiet pool room to enjoy drinks.


So if your NT you might be able to get invited in a group that has female counterparts, that way you have a small chance of getting a lay with a girl you know.


It happens a good amount in these groups so if you can have a friend group its most ideal.



But if you dont? you NEED to become friends with as many people in a bar as you can. Frequent the same bar everytime and become friends with the bouncers, bartenders, and locals.

They will help you, I have helped plenty of locals im friendly with at my bar get laid by vouching for them, introducing them to girls coming in, whatever.


BE NICE TO THE STAFF IS WHAT I MEAN.


I know a guy exactly like this, 5'6 strong MTN. 0 SMV right? wrong. He is the best story teller ive ever met and fucking hilarious. He knows all the locals, all the staff by name so when he is talking to me and girls walk in the door. I will set him up, this is not uncommon btw.


The guy I described does this
-comes in the bar
-greets all the people he knows
-gets a drink
-and goes to the quiet room because theres HQNP women that you can get by jestering


if your aren't NT in funny this wont work tho.

Spoiler: Tall Good looking

You wouldn't be here if this was you

Here's more tips on how to slay on the dancefloor (what I do)


I am low inhib as fuck already so I usually don't even drink going out to save money, if you are high inhib just front load as much as you can at home to save money and get 1-2 drinks at the bar.



The best number of mates to go with is 3-4, anything more is too much especially in crowded bars from what ive found



Dance with your mates and start moving as a group towards a bunch of girls. Turn your group toward them and if they are interested, their group will turn and you can dance with them



The best way to judge if girls want to be approached is their clothing and how energetic they are



once your group is with there's, the girls will access your looks individually and see who likes who. Usually, looks matches will get together



I recommend finding the female looksmatch and signalling to her to dance. grab her hand and take her out of the focus of both groups so your one on one




THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT SO READ
when you are dancing with the girl, just take her two hands and move to the music, you don't have to be good btw.



Then about 15 seconds later put her hands on your traps and pull her in and grab her waist, if she doesnt resist, keep dancing like this and inch closer.



Once your in this position stop dancing, wait for her to stop too and look her in the eyes, if she doesn't break eye contact go in for the kiss. DON'T ASK HER JUST DO IT.


once you are making out for about 30 seconds, you break the kiss not her.

I like to keep dancing with her for about another minute to let my erection reach full potential, then I kiss her again. THis should be easy since you already did it.


When you are making out this time, grab her hand and put it on your boner, she will start stroking you. I've had girls give me handjobs in the middle of dance floors doing this.


If she moves away, its fine just keep making out and dancing. Unfortunately she likely wont wanna fuck that night.



if she doesn't, you can either try to bring her to the bathroom to seal the deal or go home.



-I like to try to slay in the bathroom because it requires less coordination with ubers and telling your friends, all this shit can cock block you tbh. Just try to get her to a place you can fuck without letting her talk to her friends who will giga cock block.


If you wanna go home with her, tell your friends, let her tell hers and uber there.




BONUS TIPS

pick a bar close to your house, walking distance even so you don't have to coordinate as hard

pick a bar with a private bathroom that doesn't have a bouncer watching so you can fuck in there

go to dive bars, most whorish women and cheap drinks

find 3-4 mates who have the same intentions, don't go with mates who have LTRs

Tip your bartender well

Be nice to staff

Wear a logoless shirt like a black hanes tee thats tight with jeans, no supreme garbage.
View attachment 2767923
This is the best slaying outfit



Thanks for reading, happy slaying bump and tag users
@soover4me @anthony111553 @tombradylover @yeeyeeslayer @Xangsane @Orc @Mike141 @WishIwasChico @WishIwasChico @kebab @socialcel @Amnesia @Blackgymmax @pneumocystosis

So I should tan my skin till I am yellow brown to become more attractive?

Okay Ill be ordering a shit load of melanotan, aboriginal white status here I come!

 

[mathis]

Bars are one of the most acceptable places to find one night stands, as they are filled with primal women

I have been working in bars for around 3 years as a bouncer, here's my key observations

View attachment 2767807

This is what your typical bar will look like
-a dance floor
-a bar with stools, (sometimes a backbar as well)
-a quiet more isolated room with a pool table or somewhere you can talk without the music being too loud



Firstly, I'm going to describe the type of women present at each of these locations




-Women Sitting at the bar (stools)

typically women who are on the stools are high alcohol tolerance and veteran drinkers. There are two reasons they may be sitting at the bar.


They are frontloading enough alcohol to lower their inhibition enough to dance, they are having a relaxing night out just with there girlfriends



The best way to find out which of these it is?
-see how long they stay at the bar. If they don't move to the dance floor soon, don't bother.
-let another person approach and see their temperament
-Are they dressed slutty with fakeup? if not they likely don't want to be bothered


HOWEVER
-If the bar you frequent is quieter and a girl is sitting by herself glancing around, she is either an escort or wants you to approach her. (just make sure she isnt by herself waiting for a friend in the bathroom)

I rate women on the bar as the worst place out of the 3 aforementioned locations to try PUA




-The Dance floor

This is the best spot to try to slay, you will find the lowest inhibition women here and the most willing to makeout with you.



They likely have the highest alcohol intoxication so it makes it easier to approach them.
-Just don't approach a girl whos blacked out throwing up on herself


when women are drinking, it makes them more primally instinctive, and unlearning all the bluepilling they have been fed.


What do I mean by this? They are looking for indicators like height, long mandibles, and frame.
-In a dark bar, these are the most visible traits which is why they are most important



This is why someone like David laid would hard mog jeremy meeks in bar slaying
View attachment 2767836View attachment 2767837


Meeks has a better front profile, coloring, and is just overal higher PSL than laid BUT this is not what a drunk girl will be able to see in a dark room

THIS IS
View attachment 2767839View attachment 2767840


Laid frame mogs, height mogs, and mandible mogs despite being less attractive, these are more important slayer features.

But this is water why am I noting this? im gonna explain how to use this to your advantage later


The dancefloors is overall the best way to slay girls which is why im gonna explain how to do it after I lay out the last category of women






-The quiet miscellaneous room


There is a vast numbers of reasons people would be here so ill explain them and how to identify them


Typically, there will be a pool table in this room or some sort of activity or just tables to sit.


You find find the bar locals here and their friend group, this room will have the least intoxicated people for the most part besides the one of two people who are completely trashed and need to sit down somewhere quiet




Usually the locals will have a few platonic girl friends there too, this is the most non primal women you will find at the bar.



But in order to have a chance with these ladies, you need to locals to give your their blessing so if you dont know them its a bad idea to approach, trust me they will cuck you for thinking you run their bar that they frequent.


this has tons of variables involved but its 2nd place best place to approach




Now that you understand which locations have which type of women, lets break down how to slay them.

Spoiler: Taller ugly

Frame moggers will have the best chance at slaying the women who are the most intoxicated because your facial ratios will be blurred so they cant accurately assess you

I recommend going to the dance floor if you are MTN+ and at least 185cm.

Just start dancing and with your height and frame girls will come to you even as an MTN

Not using huge detail cause this is the easiest archetype to slay

Spoiler: Short Good face

The second type of person will be your shorter guys 170 cm with good faces

You will have to find less intoxicated women so you can use your face to your advantage and they can see how GL you are
View attachment 2767863

Hes 5'8 but has a 7psl face, BUT he would get mogged trying to get a druken women by a 4.5PSL guy whos 187cm

Which is why he should ideally go to the women on the sides of the dancefloor who are not intoxicated yet and PUA

Spoiler: Short ugly

Now this brings me to the most dreaded, short with bad face.
View attachment 2767868

you will have a very hard time at the bar, but i'm gonna explain how ugly guys get slays.



Your undeniably gonna have to be the biggest jester in the world, but here's how you go about this.



-Most of the uglier guys you see talking to girls at bars are friends from beforehand, for ex. a bunch of coworkers from another close by restaurant frequent my bar at night and hang out in the quiet pool room to enjoy drinks.


So if your NT you might be able to get invited in a group that has female counterparts, that way you have a small chance of getting a lay with a girl you know.


It happens a good amount in these groups so if you can have a friend group its most ideal.



But if you dont? you NEED to become friends with as many people in a bar as you can. Frequent the same bar everytime and become friends with the bouncers, bartenders, and locals.

They will help you, I have helped plenty of locals im friendly with at my bar get laid by vouching for them, introducing them to girls coming in, whatever.


BE NICE TO THE STAFF IS WHAT I MEAN.


I know a guy exactly like this, 5'6 strong MTN. 0 SMV right? wrong. He is the best story teller ive ever met and fucking hilarious. He knows all the locals, all the staff by name so when he is talking to me and girls walk in the door. I will set him up, this is not uncommon btw.


The guy I described does this
-comes in the bar
-greets all the people he knows
-gets a drink
-and goes to the quiet room because theres HQNP women that you can get by jestering


if your aren't NT in funny this wont work tho.

Spoiler: Tall Good looking

You wouldn't be here if this was you

Here's more tips on how to slay on the dancefloor (what I do)


I am low inhib as fuck already so I usually don't even drink going out to save money, if you are high inhib just front load as much as you can at home to save money and get 1-2 drinks at the bar.



The best number of mates to go with is 3-4, anything more is too much especially in crowded bars from what ive found



Dance with your mates and start moving as a group towards a bunch of girls. Turn your group toward them and if they are interested, their group will turn and you can dance with them



The best way to judge if girls want to be approached is their clothing and how energetic they are



once your group is with there's, the girls will access your looks individually and see who likes who. Usually, looks matches will get together



I recommend finding the female looksmatch and signalling to her to dance. grab her hand and take her out of the focus of both groups so your one on one




THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT SO READ
when you are dancing with the girl, just take her two hands and move to the music, you don't have to be good btw.



Then about 15 seconds later put her hands on your traps and pull her in and grab her waist, if she doesnt resist, keep dancing like this and inch closer.



Once your in this position stop dancing, wait for her to stop too and look her in the eyes, if she doesn't break eye contact go in for the kiss. DON'T ASK HER JUST DO IT.


once you are making out for about 30 seconds, you break the kiss not her.

I like to keep dancing with her for about another minute to let my erection reach full potential, then I kiss her again. THis should be easy since you already did it.


When you are making out this time, grab her hand and put it on your boner, she will start stroking you. I've had girls give me handjobs in the middle of dance floors doing this.


If she moves away, its fine just keep making out and dancing. Unfortunately she likely wont wanna fuck that night.



if she doesn't, you can either try to bring her to the bathroom to seal the deal or go home.



-I like to try to slay in the bathroom because it requires less coordination with ubers and telling your friends, all this shit can cock block you tbh. Just try to get her to a place you can fuck without letting her talk to her friends who will giga cock block.


If you wanna go home with her, tell your friends, let her tell hers and uber there.




BONUS TIPS

pick a bar close to your house, walking distance even so you don't have to coordinate as hard

pick a bar with a private bathroom that doesn't have a bouncer watching so you can fuck in there

go to dive bars, most whorish women and cheap drinks

find 3-4 mates who have the same intentions, don't go with mates who have LTRs

Tip your bartender well

Be nice to staff

Wear a logoless shirt like a black hanes tee thats tight with jeans, no supreme garbage.
View attachment 2767923
This is the best slaying outfit



Thanks for reading, happy slaying bump and tag users
@soover4me @anthony111553 @tombradylover @yeeyeeslayer @Xangsane @Orc @Mike141 @WishIwasChico @WishIwasChico @kebab @socialcel @Amnesia @Blackgymmax @pneumocystosis

Hight iq

 

[betrayed by 5‘8]

Bars are one of the most acceptable places to find one night stands, as they are filled with primal women

I have been working in bars for around 3 years as a bouncer, here's my key observations

View attachment 2767807

This is what your typical bar will look like
-a dance floor
-a bar with stools, (sometimes a backbar as well)
-a quiet more isolated room with a pool table or somewhere you can talk without the music being too loud



Firstly, I'm going to describe the type of women present at each of these locations




-Women Sitting at the bar (stools)

typically women who are on the stools are high alcohol tolerance and veteran drinkers. There are two reasons they may be sitting at the bar.


They are frontloading enough alcohol to lower their inhibition enough to dance, they are having a relaxing night out just with there girlfriends



The best way to find out which of these it is?
-see how long they stay at the bar. If they don't move to the dance floor soon, don't bother.
-let another person approach and see their temperament
-Are they dressed slutty with fakeup? if not they likely don't want to be bothered


HOWEVER
-If the bar you frequent is quieter and a girl is sitting by herself glancing around, she is either an escort or wants you to approach her. (just make sure she isnt by herself waiting for a friend in the bathroom)

I rate women on the bar as the worst place out of the 3 aforementioned locations to try PUA




-The Dance floor

This is the best spot to try to slay, you will find the lowest inhibition women here and the most willing to makeout with you.



They likely have the highest alcohol intoxication so it makes it easier to approach them.
-Just don't approach a girl whos blacked out throwing up on herself


when women are drinking, it makes them more primally instinctive, and unlearning all the bluepilling they have been fed.


What do I mean by this? They are looking for indicators like height, long mandibles, and frame.
-In a dark bar, these are the most visible traits which is why they are most important



This is why someone like David laid would hard mog jeremy meeks in bar slaying
View attachment 2767836View attachment 2767837


Meeks has a better front profile, coloring, and is just overal higher PSL than laid BUT this is not what a drunk girl will be able to see in a dark room

THIS IS
View attachment 2767839View attachment 2767840


Laid frame mogs, height mogs, and mandible mogs despite being less attractive, these are more important slayer features.

But this is water why am I noting this? im gonna explain how to use this to your advantage later


The dancefloors is overall the best way to slay girls which is why im gonna explain how to do it after I lay out the last category of women






-The quiet miscellaneous room


There is a vast numbers of reasons people would be here so ill explain them and how to identify them


Typically, there will be a pool table in this room or some sort of activity or just tables to sit.


You find find the bar locals here and their friend group, this room will have the least intoxicated people for the most part besides the one of two people who are completely trashed and need to sit down somewhere quiet




Usually the locals will have a few platonic girl friends there too, this is the most non primal women you will find at the bar.



But in order to have a chance with these ladies, you need to locals to give your their blessing so if you dont know them its a bad idea to approach, trust me they will cuck you for thinking you run their bar that they frequent.


this has tons of variables involved but its 2nd place best place to approach




Now that you understand which locations have which type of women, lets break down how to slay them.

Spoiler: Taller ugly

Frame moggers will have the best chance at slaying the women who are the most intoxicated because your facial ratios will be blurred so they cant accurately assess you

I recommend going to the dance floor if you are MTN+ and at least 185cm.

Just start dancing and with your height and frame girls will come to you even as an MTN

Not using huge detail cause this is the easiest archetype to slay

Spoiler: Short Good face

The second type of person will be your shorter guys 170 cm with good faces

You will have to find less intoxicated women so you can use your face to your advantage and they can see how GL you are
View attachment 2767863

Hes 5'8 but has a 7psl face, BUT he would get mogged trying to get a druken women by a 4.5PSL guy whos 187cm

Which is why he should ideally go to the women on the sides of the dancefloor who are not intoxicated yet and PUA

Spoiler: Short ugly

Now this brings me to the most dreaded, short with bad face.
View attachment 2767868

you will have a very hard time at the bar, but i'm gonna explain how ugly guys get slays.



Your undeniably gonna have to be the biggest jester in the world, but here's how you go about this.



-Most of the uglier guys you see talking to girls at bars are friends from beforehand, for ex. a bunch of coworkers from another close by restaurant frequent my bar at night and hang out in the quiet pool room to enjoy drinks.


So if your NT you might be able to get invited in a group that has female counterparts, that way you have a small chance of getting a lay with a girl you know.


It happens a good amount in these groups so if you can have a friend group its most ideal.



But if you dont? you NEED to become friends with as many people in a bar as you can. Frequent the same bar everytime and become friends with the bouncers, bartenders, and locals.

They will help you, I have helped plenty of locals im friendly with at my bar get laid by vouching for them, introducing them to girls coming in, whatever.


BE NICE TO THE STAFF IS WHAT I MEAN.


I know a guy exactly like this, 5'6 strong MTN. 0 SMV right? wrong. He is the best story teller ive ever met and fucking hilarious. He knows all the locals, all the staff by name so when he is talking to me and girls walk in the door. I will set him up, this is not uncommon btw.


The guy I described does this
-comes in the bar
-greets all the people he knows
-gets a drink
-and goes to the quiet room because theres HQNP women that you can get by jestering


if your aren't NT in funny this wont work tho.

Spoiler: Tall Good looking

You wouldn't be here if this was you

Here's more tips on how to slay on the dancefloor (what I do)


I am low inhib as fuck already so I usually don't even drink going out to save money, if you are high inhib just front load as much as you can at home to save money and get 1-2 drinks at the bar.



The best number of mates to go with is 3-4, anything more is too much especially in crowded bars from what ive found



Dance with your mates and start moving as a group towards a bunch of girls. Turn your group toward them and if they are interested, their group will turn and you can dance with them



The best way to judge if girls want to be approached is their clothing and how energetic they are



once your group is with there's, the girls will access your looks individually and see who likes who. Usually, looks matches will get together



I recommend finding the female looksmatch and signalling to her to dance. grab her hand and take her out of the focus of both groups so your one on one




THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT SO READ
when you are dancing with the girl, just take her two hands and move to the music, you don't have to be good btw.



Then about 15 seconds later put her hands on your traps and pull her in and grab her waist, if she doesnt resist, keep dancing like this and inch closer.



Once your in this position stop dancing, wait for her to stop too and look her in the eyes, if she doesn't break eye contact go in for the kiss. DON'T ASK HER JUST DO IT.


once you are making out for about 30 seconds, you break the kiss not her.

I like to keep dancing with her for about another minute to let my erection reach full potential, then I kiss her again. THis should be easy since you already did it.


When you are making out this time, grab her hand and put it on your boner, she will start stroking you. I've had girls give me handjobs in the middle of dance floors doing this.


If she moves away, its fine just keep making out and dancing. Unfortunately she likely wont wanna fuck that night.



if she doesn't, you can either try to bring her to the bathroom to seal the deal or go home.



-I like to try to slay in the bathroom because it requires less coordination with ubers and telling your friends, all this shit can cock block you tbh. Just try to get her to a place you can fuck without letting her talk to her friends who will giga cock block.


If you wanna go home with her, tell your friends, let her tell hers and uber there.




BONUS TIPS

pick a bar close to your house, walking distance even so you don't have to coordinate as hard

pick a bar with a private bathroom that doesn't have a bouncer watching so you can fuck in there

go to dive bars, most whorish women and cheap drinks

find 3-4 mates who have the same intentions, don't go with mates who have LTRs

Tip your bartender well

Be nice to staff

Wear a logoless shirt like a black hanes tee thats tight with jeans, no supreme garbage.
View attachment 2767923
This is the best slaying outfit



Thanks for reading, happy slaying bump and tag users
@soover4me @anthony111553 @tombradylover @yeeyeeslayer @Xangsane @Orc @Mike141 @WishIwasChico @WishIwasChico @kebab @socialcel @Amnesia @Blackgymmax @pneumocystosis

How do I get her in the toilet ? They are usually full with men do I go to the women’s or men’s bathroom . And just take her there without saying anything ?

 

[Clavicular]

How do I get her in the toilet ? They are usually full with men do I go to the women’s or men’s bathroom . And just take her there without saying anything ?

Certain bars it works, othets not so much

 

[AspiringMogger]

Ever hear of an example u fucking faggot?

Its a shit example

 

[Clavicular]

Its a shit example

How is it shit, it laid out my point perfectly

 

[tempelcat4]

BUMP BUMP BUMP SLAYERS GTFIH

you could have mentioned lifts but most ppl will already know that
height is literally the only thing thats holding me back.... 10cm and I would be slayer

 

[tempelcat4]

How is it shit, it laid out my point perfectly

would you fuck a girl in the toilet or just take a blowjob or handjob? I can't imagine fucking her good in the toilette

i would take bj and exchange instagram or number with her saying to her that I owe her a treatment or someshit

did that one time and it worked but im not knowledgeable enough yet idk if this was smart

 

[ChadL1te]

Everything here is truth. High effort W. Also I think people overestimate ppls standards sometimes. They're wasted at a bar for a reason. If they wanted a minimum sophisticated chadlite they wouldnt be at some random downtown bar.

 

[bradpittshairline]

realistic post

 

[Feliezzx]

Bars are one of the most acceptable places to find one night stands, as they are filled with primal women

I have been working in bars for around 3 years as a bouncer, here's my key observations

View attachment 2767807

This is what your typical bar will look like
-a dance floor
-a bar with stools, (sometimes a backbar as well)
-a quiet more isolated room with a pool table or somewhere you can talk without the music being too loud



Firstly, I'm going to describe the type of women present at each of these locations




-Women Sitting at the bar (stools)

typically women who are on the stools are high alcohol tolerance and veteran drinkers. There are two reasons they may be sitting at the bar.


They are frontloading enough alcohol to lower their inhibition enough to dance, they are having a relaxing night out just with there girlfriends



The best way to find out which of these it is?
-see how long they stay at the bar. If they don't move to the dance floor soon, don't bother.
-let another person approach and see their temperament
-Are they dressed slutty with fakeup? if not they likely don't want to be bothered


HOWEVER
-If the bar you frequent is quieter and a girl is sitting by herself glancing around, she is either an escort or wants you to approach her. (just make sure she isnt by herself waiting for a friend in the bathroom)

I rate women on the bar as the worst place out of the 3 aforementioned locations to try PUA




-The Dance floor

This is the best spot to try to slay, you will find the lowest inhibition women here and the most willing to makeout with you.



They likely have the highest alcohol intoxication so it makes it easier to approach them.
-Just don't approach a girl whos blacked out throwing up on herself


when women are drinking, it makes them more primally instinctive, and unlearning all the bluepilling they have been fed.


What do I mean by this? They are looking for indicators like height, long mandibles, and frame.
-In a dark bar, these are the most visible traits which is why they are most important



This is why someone like David laid would hard mog jeremy meeks in bar slaying
View attachment 2767836View attachment 2767837


Meeks has a better front profile, coloring, and is just overal higher PSL than laid BUT this is not what a drunk girl will be able to see in a dark room

THIS IS
View attachment 2767839View attachment 2767840


Laid frame mogs, height mogs, and mandible mogs despite being less attractive, these are more important slayer features.

But this is water why am I noting this? im gonna explain how to use this to your advantage later


The dancefloors is overall the best way to slay girls which is why im gonna explain how to do it after I lay out the last category of women






-The quiet miscellaneous room


There is a vast numbers of reasons people would be here so ill explain them and how to identify them


Typically, there will be a pool table in this room or some sort of activity or just tables to sit.


You find find the bar locals here and their friend group, this room will have the least intoxicated people for the most part besides the one of two people who are completely trashed and need to sit down somewhere quiet




Usually the locals will have a few platonic girl friends there too, this is the most non primal women you will find at the bar.



But in order to have a chance with these ladies, you need to locals to give your their blessing so if you dont know them its a bad idea to approach, trust me they will cuck you for thinking you run their bar that they frequent.


this has tons of variables involved but its 2nd place best place to approach




Now that you understand which locations have which type of women, lets break down how to slay them.

Spoiler: Taller ugly

Frame moggers will have the best chance at slaying the women who are the most intoxicated because your facial ratios will be blurred so they cant accurately assess you

I recommend going to the dance floor if you are MTN+ and at least 185cm.

Just start dancing and with your height and frame girls will come to you even as an MTN

Not using huge detail cause this is the easiest archetype to slay

Spoiler: Short Good face

The second type of person will be your shorter guys 170 cm with good faces

You will have to find less intoxicated women so you can use your face to your advantage and they can see how GL you are
View attachment 2767863

Hes 5'8 but has a 7psl face, BUT he would get mogged trying to get a druken women by a 4.5PSL guy whos 187cm

Which is why he should ideally go to the women on the sides of the dancefloor who are not intoxicated yet and PUA

Spoiler: Short ugly

Now this brings me to the most dreaded, short with bad face.
View attachment 2767868

you will have a very hard time at the bar, but i'm gonna explain how ugly guys get slays.



Your undeniably gonna have to be the biggest jester in the world, but here's how you go about this.



-Most of the uglier guys you see talking to girls at bars are friends from beforehand, for ex. a bunch of coworkers from another close by restaurant frequent my bar at night and hang out in the quiet pool room to enjoy drinks.


So if your NT you might be able to get invited in a group that has female counterparts, that way you have a small chance of getting a lay with a girl you know.


It happens a good amount in these groups so if you can have a friend group its most ideal.



But if you dont? you NEED to become friends with as many people in a bar as you can. Frequent the same bar everytime and become friends with the bouncers, bartenders, and locals.

They will help you, I have helped plenty of locals im friendly with at my bar get laid by vouching for them, introducing them to girls coming in, whatever.


BE NICE TO THE STAFF IS WHAT I MEAN.


I know a guy exactly like this, 5'6 strong MTN. 0 SMV right? wrong. He is the best story teller ive ever met and fucking hilarious. He knows all the locals, all the staff by name so when he is talking to me and girls walk in the door. I will set him up, this is not uncommon btw.


The guy I described does this
-comes in the bar
-greets all the people he knows
-gets a drink
-and goes to the quiet room because theres HQNP women that you can get by jestering


if your aren't NT in funny this wont work tho.

Spoiler: Tall Good looking

You wouldn't be here if this was you

Here's more tips on how to slay on the dancefloor (what I do)


I am low inhib as fuck already so I usually don't even drink going out to save money, if you are high inhib just front load as much as you can at home to save money and get 1-2 drinks at the bar.



The best number of mates to go with is 3-4, anything more is too much especially in crowded bars from what ive found



Dance with your mates and start moving as a group towards a bunch of girls. Turn your group toward them and if they are interested, their group will turn and you can dance with them



The best way to judge if girls want to be approached is their clothing and how energetic they are



once your group is with there's, the girls will access your looks individually and see who likes who. Usually, looks matches will get together



I recommend finding the female looksmatch and signalling to her to dance. grab her hand and take her out of the focus of both groups so your one on one




THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT SO READ
when you are dancing with the girl, just take her two hands and move to the music, you don't have to be good btw.



Then about 15 seconds later put her hands on your traps and pull her in and grab her waist, if she doesnt resist, keep dancing like this and inch closer.



Once your in this position stop dancing, wait for her to stop too and look her in the eyes, if she doesn't break eye contact go in for the kiss. DON'T ASK HER JUST DO IT.


once you are making out for about 30 seconds, you break the kiss not her.

I like to keep dancing with her for about another minute to let my erection reach full potential, then I kiss her again. THis should be easy since you already did it.


When you are making out this time, grab her hand and put it on your boner, she will start stroking you. I've had girls give me handjobs in the middle of dance floors doing this.


If she moves away, its fine just keep making out and dancing. Unfortunately she likely wont wanna fuck that night.



if she doesn't, you can either try to bring her to the bathroom to seal the deal or go home.



-I like to try to slay in the bathroom because it requires less coordination with ubers and telling your friends, all this shit can cock block you tbh. Just try to get her to a place you can fuck without letting her talk to her friends who will giga cock block.


If you wanna go home with her, tell your friends, let her tell hers and uber there.




BONUS TIPS

pick a bar close to your house, walking distance even so you don't have to coordinate as hard

pick a bar with a private bathroom that doesn't have a bouncer watching so you can fuck in there

go to dive bars, most whorish women and cheap drinks

find 3-4 mates who have the same intentions, don't go with mates who have LTRs

Tip your bartender well

Be nice to staff

Wear a logoless shirt like a black hanes tee thats tight with jeans, no supreme garbage.
View attachment 2767923
This is the best slaying outfit



Thanks for reading, happy slaying bump and tag users
@soover4me @anthony111553 @tombradylover @yeeyeeslayer @Xangsane @Orc @Mike141 @WishIwasChico @WishIwasChico @kebab @socialcel @Amnesia @Blackgymmax @pneumocystosis

What if youre tall, good looking and autistic as fuck?

 

[Feliezzx]

Dance with your mates and start moving as a group towards a bunch of girls. Turn your group toward them and if they are interested, their group will turn and you can dance with them

Straight outta nat geo

 

[Clavicular]

@Squirtle pin?

 

[5.5psl]

Love the post but God damn this is way too much work!!! I rather just pay for pussy. Do you have good success on dating apps? I'm trying to cut since I'm degen it's my preferred way of hookup.

If you just want hookups then escorts are way better.
They give you amazing bj and do whatever you want not like these bar whores who'll just do vanilla sex with you and leave.
I'm an escortcel with 6 otherwise slays from clubs so ik what I'm talking about

 

[HardmaxxOrDeath]

You know someone's lying about their height when the say 6'0. At least say 6'1 or something to be more believable

5'10 niggas gettin away with 6'1 claims nowadays

 

[HardmaxxOrDeath]

no tag = kms.

heavy on the slaying outfit, thats the only outfit I wear with the only difference being that I prefer wearing all black instead of regular jeans, but thats because it contrasts better with lighter hair, for you regular jeans most likely better.

also how tf have you been boucing for 18 years, they hired you at 15??!!! Probably gonna start bouncing near my uni too easy ass way to get a lot of contact with women without even having to spend money on drinks.

The bathroom is op af, i miss that about clubs in europe for slaying, the bathrooms at the clubs near me are all guarded and crowded so its impossible, where as in europe I was able to even take this girl in the club elevator and fuck her there before leaving the club to my house for the next round

average .org truecel 2024

 

[FML0908]

@ylrven
I’m 185cm (187) with good shoes and a large frame.
As a former bouncer, how well do you think i do in bars with this face ? :

 

[Clavicular]

@ylrven
I’m 185cm (187) with good shoes and a large frame.
As a former bouncer, how well do you think i do in bars with this face ? :

Decent at that height but groom urself and try skin whitening

 

[FML0908]

Decent at that height but groom urself and try skin whitening

I’m groomed unfortunately. You seem high iq, would you mind going into pms ?

 

[Clavicular]

I’m groomed unfortunately. You seem high iq, would you mind going into pms ?

Yea pm me ill answer later tonight thi

 

[FML0908]

Yea pm me ill answer later tonight thi

Take your time brother.

 

[Ricochet]

Extra tip. Go on off days. I've had success on Thursdays and Sundays. Way less competition

 

[PrimoMaxxer]

Short ugly only chance is grape

 

[futuregigamogger]

Bars are one of the most acceptable places to find one night stands, as they are filled with primal women

I have been working in bars for around 3 years as a bouncer, here's my key observations

View attachment 2767807

This is what your typical bar will look like
-a dance floor
-a bar with stools, (sometimes a backbar as well)
-a quiet more isolated room with a pool table or somewhere you can talk without the music being too loud



Firstly, I'm going to describe the type of women present at each of these locations




-Women Sitting at the bar (stools)

typically women who are on the stools are high alcohol tolerance and veteran drinkers. There are two reasons they may be sitting at the bar.


They are frontloading enough alcohol to lower their inhibition enough to dance, they are having a relaxing night out just with there girlfriends



The best way to find out which of these it is?
-see how long they stay at the bar. If they don't move to the dance floor soon, don't bother.
-let another person approach and see their temperament
-Are they dressed slutty with fakeup? if not they likely don't want to be bothered


HOWEVER
-If the bar you frequent is quieter and a girl is sitting by herself glancing around, she is either an escort or wants you to approach her. (just make sure she isnt by herself waiting for a friend in the bathroom)

I rate women on the bar as the worst place out of the 3 aforementioned locations to try PUA




-The Dance floor

This is the best spot to try to slay, you will find the lowest inhibition women here and the most willing to makeout with you.



They likely have the highest alcohol intoxication so it makes it easier to approach them.
-Just don't approach a girl whos blacked out throwing up on herself


when women are drinking, it makes them more primally instinctive, and unlearning all the bluepilling they have been fed.


What do I mean by this? They are looking for indicators like height, long mandibles, and frame.
-In a dark bar, these are the most visible traits which is why they are most important



This is why someone like David laid would hard mog jeremy meeks in bar slaying
View attachment 2767836View attachment 2767837


Meeks has a better front profile, coloring, and is just overal higher PSL than laid BUT this is not what a drunk girl will be able to see in a dark room

THIS IS
View attachment 2767839View attachment 2767840


Laid frame mogs, height mogs, and mandible mogs despite being less attractive, these are more important slayer features.

But this is water why am I noting this? im gonna explain how to use this to your advantage later


The dancefloors is overall the best way to slay girls which is why im gonna explain how to do it after I lay out the last category of women






-The quiet miscellaneous room


There is a vast numbers of reasons people would be here so ill explain them and how to identify them


Typically, there will be a pool table in this room or some sort of activity or just tables to sit.


You find find the bar locals here and their friend group, this room will have the least intoxicated people for the most part besides the one of two people who are completely trashed and need to sit down somewhere quiet




Usually the locals will have a few platonic girl friends there too, this is the most non primal women you will find at the bar.



But in order to have a chance with these ladies, you need to locals to give your their blessing so if you dont know them its a bad idea to approach, trust me they will cuck you for thinking you run their bar that they frequent.


this has tons of variables involved but its 2nd place best place to approach




Now that you understand which locations have which type of women, lets break down how to slay them.

Spoiler: Taller ugly

Frame moggers will have the best chance at slaying the women who are the most intoxicated because your facial ratios will be blurred so they cant accurately assess you

I recommend going to the dance floor if you are MTN+ and at least 185cm.

Just start dancing and with your height and frame girls will come to you even as an MTN

Not using huge detail cause this is the easiest archetype to slay

Spoiler: Short Good face

The second type of person will be your shorter guys 170 cm with good faces

You will have to find less intoxicated women so you can use your face to your advantage and they can see how GL you are
View attachment 2767863

Hes 5'8 but has a 7psl face, BUT he would get mogged trying to get a druken women by a 4.5PSL guy whos 187cm

Which is why he should ideally go to the women on the sides of the dancefloor who are not intoxicated yet and PUA

Spoiler: Short ugly

Now this brings me to the most dreaded, short with bad face.
View attachment 2767868

you will have a very hard time at the bar, but i'm gonna explain how ugly guys get slays.



Your undeniably gonna have to be the biggest jester in the world, but here's how you go about this.



-Most of the uglier guys you see talking to girls at bars are friends from beforehand, for ex. a bunch of coworkers from another close by restaurant frequent my bar at night and hang out in the quiet pool room to enjoy drinks.


So if your NT you might be able to get invited in a group that has female counterparts, that way you have a small chance of getting a lay with a girl you know.


It happens a good amount in these groups so if you can have a friend group its most ideal.



But if you dont? you NEED to become friends with as many people in a bar as you can. Frequent the same bar everytime and become friends with the bouncers, bartenders, and locals.

They will help you, I have helped plenty of locals im friendly with at my bar get laid by vouching for them, introducing them to girls coming in, whatever.


BE NICE TO THE STAFF IS WHAT I MEAN.


I know a guy exactly like this, 5'6 strong MTN. 0 SMV right? wrong. He is the best story teller ive ever met and fucking hilarious. He knows all the locals, all the staff by name so when he is talking to me and girls walk in the door. I will set him up, this is not uncommon btw.


The guy I described does this
-comes in the bar
-greets all the people he knows
-gets a drink
-and goes to the quiet room because theres HQNP women that you can get by jestering


if your aren't NT in funny this wont work tho.

Spoiler: Tall Good looking

You wouldn't be here if this was you

Here's more tips on how to slay on the dancefloor (what I do)


I am low inhib as fuck already so I usually don't even drink going out to save money, if you are high inhib just front load as much as you can at home to save money and get 1-2 drinks at the bar.



The best number of mates to go with is 3-4, anything more is too much especially in crowded bars from what ive found



Dance with your mates and start moving as a group towards a bunch of girls. Turn your group toward them and if they are interested, their group will turn and you can dance with them



The best way to judge if girls want to be approached is their clothing and how energetic they are



once your group is with there's, the girls will access your looks individually and see who likes who. Usually, looks matches will get together



I recommend finding the female looksmatch and signalling to her to dance. grab her hand and take her out of the focus of both groups so your one on one




THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT SO READ
when you are dancing with the girl, just take her two hands and move to the music, you don't have to be good btw.



Then about 15 seconds later put her hands on your traps and pull her in and grab her waist, if she doesnt resist, keep dancing like this and inch closer.



Once your in this position stop dancing, wait for her to stop too and look her in the eyes, if she doesn't break eye contact go in for the kiss. DON'T ASK HER JUST DO IT.


once you are making out for about 30 seconds, you break the kiss not her.

I like to keep dancing with her for about another minute to let my erection reach full potential, then I kiss her again. THis should be easy since you already did it.


When you are making out this time, grab her hand and put it on your boner, she will start stroking you. I've had girls give me handjobs in the middle of dance floors doing this.


If she moves away, its fine just keep making out and dancing. Unfortunately she likely wont wanna fuck that night.



if she doesn't, you can either try to bring her to the bathroom to seal the deal or go home.



-I like to try to slay in the bathroom because it requires less coordination with ubers and telling your friends, all this shit can cock block you tbh. Just try to get her to a place you can fuck without letting her talk to her friends who will giga cock block.


If you wanna go home with her, tell your friends, let her tell hers and uber there.




BONUS TIPS

pick a bar close to your house, walking distance even so you don't have to coordinate as hard

pick a bar with a private bathroom that doesn't have a bouncer watching so you can fuck in there

go to dive bars, most whorish women and cheap drinks

find 3-4 mates who have the same intentions, don't go with mates who have LTRs

Tip your bartender well

Be nice to staff

Wear a logoless shirt like a black hanes tee thats tight with jeans, no supreme garbage.
View attachment 2767923
This is the best slaying outfit



Thanks for reading, happy slaying bump and tag users
@soover4me @anthony111553 @tombradylover @yeeyeeslayer @Xangsane @Orc @Mike141 @WishIwasChico @WishIwasChico @kebab @socialcel @Amnesia @Blackgymmax @pneumocystosis

bro thank you for al this effort, really appreciate it.

 

[Part-Time Chad]

This just stressed me out and gave me anxiety. If you need to read shit, like this, it's over.

 

[Clavicular]

This just stressed me out and gave me anxiety. If you need to read shit, like this, it's over.

cope fag

 

[Part-Time Chad]

cope fag

Go choke on a bag of dicks. My statement was 100% legit. That's why it touched a raw nerve and triggered the shit out of you.

 

[Clavicular]

Go choke on a bag of dicks. My statement was 100% legit. That's why it touched a raw nerve and triggered the shit out of you.

nah ur right i just wanted to bump my thread

 

[NotCarv]

nah ur right i just wanted to bump my thread
Decent at that height but groom urself and try skin whitening

@ylrven should i bleach my skin?

 

[Clavicular]

@ylrven should i bleach my skin?

use msm

 

[NotCarv]

use msm

Bro it was a joke i rather die before i bleach my skin

 

[adam_ross2549]

arent you christian nigga

 

[aestheticsrespecter]

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