Cretinous
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snow white and the huntsman was on and i asked her if they had learned about those fairy tales in school, if she knew what dwarves are, and so she tells me about some dwarf actor here who got married to a tall girl
"really? I guess he must be rich"
"no he not they just for love.... but now they not marry anymore"
"of course..."
" hey what you mean of course why"
"because hes a fucking dwarf and shes not??"
" hey! baby! im very small and you very big!"
"you goofy bitch, you're short you're not a fucking midget"
"oh so if i dwarf you not love me??"
"yes"
"wow so sad huh..."
"hey retard, what did you say just the other day about how you could never like short guys"
"okay! stop talking now!"
"really? I guess he must be rich"
"no he not they just for love.... but now they not marry anymore"
"of course..."
" hey what you mean of course why"
"because hes a fucking dwarf and shes not??"
" hey! baby! im very small and you very big!"
"you goofy bitch, you're short you're not a fucking midget"
"oh so if i dwarf you not love me??"
"yes"
"wow so sad huh..."
"hey retard, what did you say just the other day about how you could never like short guys"
"okay! stop talking now!"
