GenericChad1444
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So over the years I have noticed that I have this annoying quality where I attract attention from foids from far distances and as I near them they lose complete interest. Like the moment they approach me inside -30m the sexual atmosphere drops to 0. This is a very tough situation to deal with and I'm sure many of you suffer from the same issue. For some reason bros we seem to look like CHAD from 50m: great hair,frame, face looks angular, but the moment a foid sees our subhumanity up close it truly is over. Quite frankly, I'm sick of this being the case every single fucking time I see a foid.
As such I propose what I call proximity frauding.
FORMULA:
50M=>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (foid)
40M=>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(foid)
30M=>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>?(foid)
-30M=>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>? (foid)
I've devised a theory wherein if I'm able to attract a foid from around 40M, I will ensure that the distance between us will be no less than this (ideal is 50m). This means that I will have to maintain this distance throughout the entire relationship (foids will be retarded enough to fall for my chad fraud) which I believe is possible if done right.
I can resolve the following:
Dates=fun activities that ensure we remain a distance apart from each other or where I can cover my face. e.g- soccer, paintballing etc
P in V= Sexting should be good enough
Communication= Texting, although I'm thinking megaphones might be more authentic.
Who said long distance relationships aren't possible?
This sounds perfect to me tbqh
Thoughts?
As such I propose what I call proximity frauding.
FORMULA:
50M=>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> (foid)
40M=>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(foid)
30M=>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>?(foid)
-30M=>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>? (foid)
I've devised a theory wherein if I'm able to attract a foid from around 40M, I will ensure that the distance between us will be no less than this (ideal is 50m). This means that I will have to maintain this distance throughout the entire relationship (foids will be retarded enough to fall for my chad fraud) which I believe is possible if done right.
I can resolve the following:
Dates=fun activities that ensure we remain a distance apart from each other or where I can cover my face. e.g- soccer, paintballing etc
P in V= Sexting should be good enough
Communication= Texting, although I'm thinking megaphones might be more authentic.
Who said long distance relationships aren't possible?
This sounds perfect to me tbqh
Thoughts?
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