Mommy ASMR GUIDE - high effort u don’t wanna miss this

[AtrophicPyra]

What are the benefits? Increase serotonin baseline, elevated mood, lower cortisol levels, lower prolactin, benefits r self centered, each to their own type shit


Step 1. Find one that doesn’t repeat the same dialect every 15 seconds you’ll know what I mean when u listen to one for the first 5-10 minutes

Step 2. Go somewhere comfortable NEVER in public roi to risk ratio is unbelievably high

Step 3. If u picked ur room from step 2 which is the most common place to listen to, make sure u make ur room as loud as possible so you don’t get caught by ur parents, ac on, tv at high ass volume, not too high where ur parents come in ur room and tell u to put the volume down

step 4. Imagine yourself IN the mommy ASMR this is all mental you have to believe in yourself and disregard every bit of corniness that’s about this step

Step 5. Benefits r almost instant, u feel fantastic if u did it right, afterwards ur mood is heavily elevated u feel like the happiest man on earth

Bonus: buy a sex doll to simulate it more if ur too broke get a pillow or smth wtv u want honestly u could just hug a five nights at Freddie’s plushy to help make u feel more at ease

LMK what other guides u need im more than happy to help

 

[BleoodyOver]

What are the benefits? Increase serotonin baseline, elevated mood, lower cortisol levels, lower prolactin, benefits r self centered, each to their own type shit


Step 1. Find one that doesn’t repeat the same dialect every 15 seconds you’ll know what I mean when u listen to one for the first 5-10 minutes

Step 2. Go somewhere comfortable NEVER in public roi to risk ratio is unbelievably high

Step 3. If u picked ur room from step 2 which is the most common place to listen to, make sure u make ur room as loud as possible so you don’t get caught by ur parents, ac on, tv at high ass volume, not too high where ur parents come in ur room and tell u to put the volume down

step 4. Imagine yourself IN the mommy ASMR this is all mental you have to believe in yourself and disregard every bit of corniness that’s about this step

Step 5. Benefits r almost instant, u feel fantastic if u did it right, afterwards ur mood is heavily elevated u feel like the happiest man on earth

Bonus: buy a sex doll to simulate it more if ur too broke get a pillow or smth wtv u want honestly u could just hug a five nights at Freddie’s plushy to help make u feel more at ease

LMK what other guides u need im more than happy to help

botb potential

 

[AtrophicPyra]

What are the benefits? Increase serotonin baseline, elevated mood, lower cortisol levels, lower prolactin, benefits r self centered, each to their own type shit


Step 1. Find one that doesn’t repeat the same dialect every 15 seconds you’ll know what I mean when u listen to one for the first 5-10 minutes

Step 2. Go somewhere comfortable NEVER in public roi to risk ratio is unbelievably high

Step 3. If u picked ur room from step 2 which is the most common place to listen to, make sure u make ur room as loud as possible so you don’t get caught by ur parents, ac on, tv at high ass volume, not too high where ur parents come in ur room and tell u to put the volume down

step 4. Imagine yourself IN the mommy ASMR this is all mental you have to believe in yourself and disregard every bit of corniness that’s about this step

Step 5. Benefits r almost instant, u feel fantastic if u did it right, afterwards ur mood is heavily elevated u feel like the happiest man on earth

Bonus: buy a sex doll to simulate it more if ur too broke get a pillow or smth wtv u want honestly u could just hug a five nights at Freddie’s plushy to help make u feel more at ease

LMK what other guides u need im more than happy to help

Btw lower cortisol levels unironically lower inflammatory markers linked to osteoclasts so ur increasing bone formation markers as u soothe into the mommy asmr

Im also pretty sure serotonin increases osteoblastic formation not sure so take it by a grain of salt I read it somewhere in a rat study

 

[AtrophicPyra]

What are the benefits? Increase serotonin baseline, elevated mood, lower cortisol levels, lower prolactin, benefits r self centered, each to their own type shit


Step 1. Find one that doesn’t repeat the same dialect every 15 seconds you’ll know what I mean when u listen to one for the first 5-10 minutes

Step 2. Go somewhere comfortable NEVER in public roi to risk ratio is unbelievably high

Step 3. If u picked ur room from step 2 which is the most common place to listen to, make sure u make ur room as loud as possible so you don’t get caught by ur parents, ac on, tv at high ass volume, not too high where ur parents come in ur room and tell u to put the volume down

step 4. Imagine yourself IN the mommy ASMR this is all mental you have to believe in yourself and disregard every bit of corniness that’s about this step

Step 5. Benefits r almost instant, u feel fantastic if u did it right, afterwards ur mood is heavily elevated u feel like the happiest man on earth

Bonus: buy a sex doll to simulate it more if ur too broke get a pillow or smth wtv u want honestly u could just hug a five nights at Freddie’s plushy to help make u feel more at ease

LMK what other guides u need im more than happy to help

Extremely extremely brutal no recognitionpill

Mods r gatekeeping this they know how powerful this shit is

 

[dvrstx]

mogger thread

 

[itsoverjustrope8383]

Why would you have to make your room more noisy couldn’t you just wear headphones?

 

[AtrophicPyra]

Why would you have to make your room more noisy couldn’t you just wear headphones?

Not realistic enough

 

[buccalfatremoval]

What the fuck did I read

 

[itsoverjustrope8383]

Not realistic enough

I’m gonna do this when I’m home alone thanks

 

[AtrophicPyra]

What the fuck did I read

I think I just got caught bri