Mommy ASMR GUIDE - high effort u don’t wanna miss this

[AtrophicPyra]

What are the benefits? Increase serotonin baseline, elevated mood, lower cortisol levels, lower prolactin, benefits r self centered, each to their own type shit


Step 1. Find one that doesn’t repeat the same dialect every 15 seconds you’ll know what I mean when u listen to one for the first 5-10 minutes

Step 2. Go somewhere comfortable NEVER in public roi to risk ratio is unbelievably high

Step 3. If u picked ur room from step 2 which is the most common place to listen to, make sure u make ur room as loud as possible so you don’t get caught by ur parents, ac on, tv at high ass volume, not too high where ur parents come in ur room and tell u to put the volume down

step 4. Imagine yourself IN the mommy ASMR this is all mental you have to believe in yourself and disregard every bit of corniness that’s about this step

Step 5. Benefits r almost instant, u feel fantastic if u did it right, afterwards ur mood is heavily elevated u feel like the happiest man on earth

Bonus: buy a sex doll to simulate it more if ur too broke get a pillow or smth wtv u want honestly u could just hug a five nights at Freddie’s plushy to help make u feel more at ease

LMK what other guides u need im more than happy to help

 

[BleoodyOver]

What are the benefits? Increase serotonin baseline, elevated mood, lower cortisol levels, lower prolactin, benefits r self centered, each to their own type shit


Step 1. Find one that doesn’t repeat the same dialect every 15 seconds you’ll know what I mean when u listen to one for the first 5-10 minutes

Step 2. Go somewhere comfortable NEVER in public roi to risk ratio is unbelievably high

Step 3. If u picked ur room from step 2 which is the most common place to listen to, make sure u make ur room as loud as possible so you don’t get caught by ur parents, ac on, tv at high ass volume, not too high where ur parents come in ur room and tell u to put the volume down

step 4. Imagine yourself IN the mommy ASMR this is all mental you have to believe in yourself and disregard every bit of corniness that’s about this step

Step 5. Benefits r almost instant, u feel fantastic if u did it right, afterwards ur mood is heavily elevated u feel like the happiest man on earth

Bonus: buy a sex doll to simulate it more if ur too broke get a pillow or smth wtv u want honestly u could just hug a five nights at Freddie’s plushy to help make u feel more at ease

LMK what other guides u need im more than happy to help

botb potential

 

[AtrophicPyra]

What are the benefits? Increase serotonin baseline, elevated mood, lower cortisol levels, lower prolactin, benefits r self centered, each to their own type shit


Step 1. Find one that doesn’t repeat the same dialect every 15 seconds you’ll know what I mean when u listen to one for the first 5-10 minutes

Step 2. Go somewhere comfortable NEVER in public roi to risk ratio is unbelievably high

Step 3. If u picked ur room from step 2 which is the most common place to listen to, make sure u make ur room as loud as possible so you don’t get caught by ur parents, ac on, tv at high ass volume, not too high where ur parents come in ur room and tell u to put the volume down

step 4. Imagine yourself IN the mommy ASMR this is all mental you have to believe in yourself and disregard every bit of corniness that’s about this step

Step 5. Benefits r almost instant, u feel fantastic if u did it right, afterwards ur mood is heavily elevated u feel like the happiest man on earth

Bonus: buy a sex doll to simulate it more if ur too broke get a pillow or smth wtv u want honestly u could just hug a five nights at Freddie’s plushy to help make u feel more at ease

LMK what other guides u need im more than happy to help

Btw lower cortisol levels unironically lower inflammatory markers linked to osteoclasts so ur increasing bone formation markers as u soothe into the mommy asmr

Im also pretty sure serotonin increases osteoblastic formation not sure so take it by a grain of salt I read it somewhere in a rat study

 

[AtrophicPyra]

What are the benefits? Increase serotonin baseline, elevated mood, lower cortisol levels, lower prolactin, benefits r self centered, each to their own type shit


Step 1. Find one that doesn’t repeat the same dialect every 15 seconds you’ll know what I mean when u listen to one for the first 5-10 minutes

Step 2. Go somewhere comfortable NEVER in public roi to risk ratio is unbelievably high

Step 3. If u picked ur room from step 2 which is the most common place to listen to, make sure u make ur room as loud as possible so you don’t get caught by ur parents, ac on, tv at high ass volume, not too high where ur parents come in ur room and tell u to put the volume down

step 4. Imagine yourself IN the mommy ASMR this is all mental you have to believe in yourself and disregard every bit of corniness that’s about this step

Step 5. Benefits r almost instant, u feel fantastic if u did it right, afterwards ur mood is heavily elevated u feel like the happiest man on earth

Bonus: buy a sex doll to simulate it more if ur too broke get a pillow or smth wtv u want honestly u could just hug a five nights at Freddie’s plushy to help make u feel more at ease

LMK what other guides u need im more than happy to help

Extremely extremely brutal no recognitionpill

Mods r gatekeeping this they know how powerful this shit is

 

[dvrstx]

mogger thread

 

[vrilsociety]

Why would you have to make your room more noisy couldn’t you just wear headphones?

 

[AtrophicPyra]

Why would you have to make your room more noisy couldn’t you just wear headphones?

Not realistic enough

 

[buccalfatremoval]

What the fuck did I read

 

[vrilsociety]

Not realistic enough

I’m gonna do this when I’m home alone thanks

 

[AtrophicPyra]

What the fuck did I read

I think I just got caught bri

 

[Jaotheltn]

Not realistic enough

headphones is viable if you have the right pair, airpods lowk didnt work well for me since theyre uncomfortable, putting your phone directly under the pillow with 30-40% volume yields best results personally, also has a slight muffle which definitely adds to the realism, also the body pillow comment you made is 100% true also, adding to the realism and trying to replicate the environment in the video help

 

[AtrophicPyra]

headphones is viable if you have the right pair, airpods lowk didnt work well for me since theyre uncomfortable, putting your phone directly under the pillow with 30-40% volume yields best results personally, also has a slight muffle which definitely adds to the realism, also the body pillow comment you made is 100% true also, adding to the realism and trying to replicate the environment in the video help

Oh my goodness wtf you do the exact same thing I do, the phone under the pillow method then just lay on the pillow

 

[Jaotheltn]

Oh my goodness wtf you do the exact same thing I do, the phone under the pillow method then just lay on the pillow

only 2 creators ive found that have good audios is mo and alekirser, you got any underground mommy asmr creators?

 

[AtrophicPyra]

only 2 creators ive found that have good audios is mo and alekirser, you got any underground mommy asmr creators?

Not rlly I just go onto YT and I search for mommy asmr lap, or mommy asmr comfort and depending on how the first 2-3 minutes of the video I’ll see if it fits my criteria of what I need to hear, if it doesn’t I’ll move onto the next video

Also u can add a heating pad dk if u have that under the pillow so it simulates the heat of a human room has to be cold or it’s uncomfortable though

 

[Jaotheltn]

Not rlly I just go onto YT and I search for mommy asmr lap, or mommy asmr comfort and depending on how the first 2-3 minutes of the video I’ll see if it fits my criteria of what I need to hear, if it doesn’t I’ll move onto the next video

Also u can add a heating pad dk if u have that under the pillow so it simulates the heat of a human room has to be cold or it’s uncomfortable though

FACTS BRO, i was doing testing on room temperatures since i wanted to find the best environment for mommy asmr, and from what i've done personally I think the room being like 60 degrees-ish + a fan and A/C blasting is perfect, because your body will naturally create heat and adding that warming blanket like you said is goated, I need to order one soon to see how it works for me

 

[Yalbadoth]

Headphones OP, headphones, if anything enhances the experience and allows louder volumes and ability to listen in public. Dont know about jacking off in public for immersion but its worth a shot.

 

[AtrophicPyra]

FACTS BRO, i was doing testing on room temperatures since i wanted to find the best environment for mommy asmr, and from what i've done personally I think the room being like 60 degrees-ish + a fan and A/C blasting is perfect, because your body will naturally create heat and adding that warming blanket like you said is goated, I need to order one soon to see how it works for me

I put mine at 65 degrees so I’m under a blanket like a baby bec my room gets cold asf from 65.

Body heat method is goated u can flip the pillow every time it gets hot but the heat dissipates quickly ur Better off with a heating pad.

 

[AtrophicPyra]

Headphones OP, headphones, if anything enhances the experience and allows louder volumes and ability to listen in public. Dont know about jacking off in public for immersion but it’s worth a shot.

The risk to roi is wayyy too high.

Give it a year or 2 for normies to normalize mommy ASMR like bp and Pharma

 

[Jaotheltn]

Headphones OP, headphones, if anything enhances the experience and allows louder volumes and ability to listen in public. Dont know about jacking off in public for immersion but its worth a shot.

only downside to headphones is the comfortability, plus i think volume being on the lower end is better for realism, also not sure about the whole choking the chicken to mommy asmr, havent tried it and dont plan on it

 

[jeremyy]

What are the benefits? Increase serotonin baseline, elevated mood, lower cortisol levels, lower prolactin, benefits r self centered, each to their own type shit


Step 1. Find one that doesn’t repeat the same dialect every 15 seconds you’ll know what I mean when u listen to one for the first 5-10 minutes

Step 2. Go somewhere comfortable NEVER in public roi to risk ratio is unbelievably high

Step 3. If u picked ur room from step 2 which is the most common place to listen to, make sure u make ur room as loud as possible so you don’t get caught by ur parents, ac on, tv at high ass volume, not too high where ur parents come in ur room and tell u to put the volume down

step 4. Imagine yourself IN the mommy ASMR this is all mental you have to believe in yourself and disregard every bit of corniness that’s about this step

Step 5. Benefits r almost instant, u feel fantastic if u did it right, afterwards ur mood is heavily elevated u feel like the happiest man on earth

Bonus: buy a sex doll to simulate it more if ur too broke get a pillow or smth wtv u want honestly u could just hug a five nights at Freddie’s plushy to help make u feel more at ease

LMK what other guides u need im more than happy to help

Fuck off faggot.

 

[Jaotheltn]

The risk to roi is wayyy too high.

Give it a year or 2 for normies to normalize mommy ASMR like bp and Pharma

also i feel like listening in public wont really yield any benefits since you want your brain to associate mommy asmr and sleep, listening at other hours of the day may interrupt that connection, and even desensitize you to mommy asmr, not fully sure but im def not risking that shi mommy asmr is too valuable to me

 

[liunars]

only 2 creators ive found that have good audios is mo and alekirser, you got any underground mommy asmr creators?

If you're feeling horny asf u can go on gonewildaudio and look for softcore porn audios. Unfortunately many of them are like, 10 minute predictable and hackneyed short attention span episodes where some girl gets mad at you for one minute and fucks you for ten minutes. There's far too many and with those you dont even feel any validation. Just lust

 

[truecel9]

What are the benefits? Increase serotonin baseline, elevated mood, lower cortisol levels, lower prolactin, benefits r self centered, each to their own type shit


Step 1. Find one that doesn’t repeat the same dialect every 15 seconds you’ll know what I mean when u listen to one for the first 5-10 minutes

Step 2. Go somewhere comfortable NEVER in public roi to risk ratio is unbelievably high

Step 3. If u picked ur room from step 2 which is the most common place to listen to, make sure u make ur room as loud as possible so you don’t get caught by ur parents, ac on, tv at high ass volume, not too high where ur parents come in ur room and tell u to put the volume down

step 4. Imagine yourself IN the mommy ASMR this is all mental you have to believe in yourself and disregard every bit of corniness that’s about this step

Step 5. Benefits r almost instant, u feel fantastic if u did it right, afterwards ur mood is heavily elevated u feel like the happiest man on earth

Bonus: buy a sex doll to simulate it more if ur too broke get a pillow or smth wtv u want honestly u could just hug a five nights at Freddie’s plushy to help make u feel more at ease

LMK what other guides u need im more than happy to help

Is this science based

 

[Jaotheltn]

Is this science based

yes 1 million percent, if your not listening to mommy asmr your not even trying

 

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[m43dd0g567%]

What are the benefits? Increase serotonin baseline, elevated mood, lower cortisol levels, lower prolactin, benefits r self centered, each to their own type shit


Step 1. Find one that doesn’t repeat the same dialect every 15 seconds you’ll know what I mean when u listen to one for the first 5-10 minutes

Step 2. Go somewhere comfortable NEVER in public roi to risk ratio is unbelievably high

Step 3. If u picked ur room from step 2 which is the most common place to listen to, make sure u make ur room as loud as possible so you don’t get caught by ur parents, ac on, tv at high ass volume, not too high where ur parents come in ur room and tell u to put the volume down

step 4. Imagine yourself IN the mommy ASMR this is all mental you have to believe in yourself and disregard every bit of corniness that’s about this step

Step 5. Benefits r almost instant, u feel fantastic if u did it right, afterwards ur mood is heavily elevated u feel like the happiest man on earth

Bonus: buy a sex doll to simulate it more if ur too broke get a pillow or smth wtv u want honestly u could just hug a five nights at Freddie’s plushy to help make u feel more at ease

LMK what other guides u need im more than happy to help

Mirin incredible guide dnr but i already know ts is fire

 

[AtrophicPyra]

also i feel like listening in public wont really yield any benefits since you want your brain to associate mommy asmr and sleep, listening at other hours of the day may interrupt that connection, and even desensitize you to mommy asmr, not fully sure but im def not risking that shi mommy asmr is too valuable to me

Yeah bro ur supposed to be in a love comfort and resting type of vibe when u listen to mommy asmr it’s awkward as shit if u listen in public

 

[AtrophicPyra]

youre all cooked , genuinely were regressing. I couldnt even listen to it unironically without feeling bored as shit i can just imagine the subhuman fat ltb behind the screen just completely blank faced recording next to Her mic thinking of how much money she's going to make off incels Like you

U don’t think abt that, u imagine ur crush, a cute girl u saw on TikTok, some bitch from the hub, and u cope.

Just cope bro u don’t have to think this deep abt a cope that can do wonders to ur life

 

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[Jaotheltn]

Im not an incel im a volcel , women of this generation are repulsive and they've always been this way.If i saw a cute girl i couldnt give two shits about wasting my time imagining something thats not real if i actually cared i would go out and find someone whos as cute

well i guess you just cant reap the benefits then

 

[AtrophicPyra]

Im not an incel im a volcel , women of this generation are repulsive and they've always been this way.If i saw a cute girl i couldnt give two shits about wasting my time imagining something thats not real if i actually cared i would go out and find someone whos as cute

That’s different for us g, do u rlly think I would be listening to mommy ASMR if I had a gf that could comfort me in my/her arms? That’s ridiculous

 

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[Jaotheltn]

Benefits? You genuinely believe lying to your brain that youve already achieved what you want is a benefit? Its simple logic. Serotonin is the pleasure hormone it tells you you're already done you achieved your goal and it raises prolactin not lowers it , what you want is dopamine its the hormone that keeps you awake and working and chasing it keeps your drive high

and why would you want a dopamine rush while trying to fall asleep?? lool

 

[Jaotheltn]

You wont have a gf that could comfort you because instead of actually trying and doing the most insane shit you're convincing your brain it doesnt have to work anymore by just lying to it that its already gotten what it needs , mommy asmr is porn just without visual intimacy on a screen only in your imagination

your not meant to just listen to mommy asmr, its for night when your sleeping my guy, my brain isnt that weak and retarded to truly believe I have a mommy gf, Its just fooled long enough to get the better sleep quality, whole point of this is to get a mommy gf idk why you would try to ascend if your a volcel in the first place?

 

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[Jaotheltn]

When the fuck did i say anything about a dopamine rush while trying to fall asleep , i said get a dopamine rush when chasing something actually real and when you get a real foid she can give you some real serotonin at the end and you wont have to feel so guilty and pathetic.

you said what you want is dopamine but were talking about the state right before sleep, we get well enough dopamine throughout the day, also i cant speak for others but listening to mommy asmr doesnt make me feel an ounce of guilt or any sort of being pathetic, quite the opposite actually

 

[AtrophicPyra]

You wont have a gf that could comfort you because instead of actually trying and doing the most insane shit you're convincing your brain it doesnt have to work anymore by just lying to it that its already gotten what it needs , mommy asmr is porn just without visual intimacy on a screen only in your imagination

Bro why tf would u want a girl/woman in this generation if we have,

Sex escorts
Mommy asmr
Sex dolls
Sex toys
AND MORE

They cause nothing but distress since and fault and r arguably very annoying and repulsive creatures and worst of all, they wouldn’t even give us a chance bec of our looks

do u rlly want to be a betabux and do ANYTHING to have a disgusting human girl next to you?do you know how much effort ur wasting doing that?

 

[AtrophicPyra]

You just said my brain isnt that weak and retarded to truly believe then you said it's been fooled long enough to get better sleep quality , this just sounds like porn cope on how its actually healthy and helps you sleep at night. If you keep imagining shit that you want its like maladaptive daydreaming, and it'll completely remove your drive in life to achieve that irl. And who said im trying to ascend i have not yet started and the only reason i would want to ascend would be to fix the market i would become a good looking guy to reject the hypergamous foids but i wont be hypergamous because i wont get with any no matter the attractiveness i will fix the market for the people who actually need the foids

This isn’t even porn this secretes different hormones like oxytocin and serotonin rather than dopamine bombs and prolactin spikes

 

[Jaotheltn]

You just said my brain isnt that weak and retarded to truly believe then you said it's been fooled long enough to get better sleep quality , this just sounds like porn cope on how its actually healthy and helps you sleep at night. If you keep imagining shit that you want its like maladaptive daydreaming, and it'll completely remove your drive in life to achieve that irl. And who said im trying to ascend i have not yet started and the only reason i would want to ascend would be to fix the market i would become a good looking guy to reject the hypergamous foids but i wont be hypergamous because i wont get with any no matter the attractiveness i will fix the market for the people who actually need the foids

then your foolish lol, you wouldnt change anything about hypergamy in the modern day its already too far gone, you'd have to become a big time influencer like clav to even change anything but you'd likely end up a joke just like him, if you truly believe that you ascending would change the world or something then your priorities and mine are too vast to have a proper conversation without arguing

 

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[Jaotheltn]

You just said my brain isnt that weak and retarded to truly believe then you said it's been fooled long enough to get better sleep quality , this just sounds like porn cope on how its actually healthy and helps you sleep at night. If you keep imagining shit that you want its like maladaptive daydreaming, and it'll completely remove your drive in life to achieve that irl. And who said im trying to ascend i have not yet started and the only reason i would want to ascend would be to fix the market i would become a good looking guy to reject the hypergamous foids but i wont be hypergamous because i wont get with any no matter the attractiveness i will fix the market for the people who actually need the foids

it also literally does increase sleep quality and has a shit ton of benefits, I know you havent read any articles of evidence or a single study about asmr, your just assuming these things without researching

 

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[Jaotheltn]

Same guy listening to mommy asmr btw , and you wonder why you have no hope and wont try to change anything people like you are the ones who keep holding others down because they cant afford to get out of their comfort zone

I have hope things will get better lol, obviously a world without hypergamy would be better but its impossible for a single person such as you to change the world its dumb to think that

 

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[AtrophicPyra]

You're brainwashed , and im sorry to say this but its over for you

Jfl us brainwashed? Bro ur seeking girls to fulfill a manmade desire. Girls r repulsed to sex and human connection they almost always want money in return or smth else.

My friend literally called me whilst he was cracking his gf and missed the gym, do u want that sort of rope fuel around ur life? Do u want to get distracted and unproductive?

 

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