moneymaxxing. how any NEET can make about 500 a month easily (legit) (1 Viewer)

[waifusavior]

i did this 2 months ago and its working very well

i went to lendingclub.com and i applied to a 2200 dollar personal loan. i put my reason for wanting the loan as "vacation"

i lied and said i make 13k a year. but i provided zero evidence or proof of my fake income (im currently neet living with parents)

it asked me literally zero questions (just for bank account info, and my social security number) and it instantly approved me for the loan (got a email next day saying moneys on the way). zero questions asked

i have a totally blank credit score

the payments on my loan is 73 dollars a month, for 3 years . it autopays and comes right out of my bank account

my theory is, these loan companies literally will hand out a 2200 loan to ANYONE with a blank credit score and a active bank account and a clean social security number. 2200 is like a penny to them, so they probably instantly approve anyone for such a small loan

in the last 2 months. i put that 2200 on the stock market (robinhood) and i got crazy and did some high risk options bets that worked, it is now 6000 dollars and im making about 500 dollars a month with my low-risk daily strategy

however. any neet here could get that money, and do my low risk strategy, and grow it to like 6k within a year. then be making 500 a month forever from it

(DO NOT TRY TO PLAY THE STOCK MARKET YOURSELF. I FAILED AND LOST 5000 before i got good enough to make money. i will post my easy and very effective strategies in this thread later if people say they are interested in doing this and learning my strategys. i will provide my strategys for free to my incel friends)

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[fobos]

very not helpful

 

[waifusavior]

basically im not asking to control your money or anything. you wont give it to me. it will be yours that you put in your own robinhood account


all im saying is. you can get the 2200 yourself and put it into robinhood. and if you do that, ill gladly take 30 minutes to type out how to do my daily low risk strategy

basically. every day. i wake up when market opens. i use my STOCK SCREENER (which is free) to find the 1 dollar to 5 dollar stock with the most volume (shares traded) within the first 5 minutes of market opening. then i put my money into that stock, and it almost always shoots up about 5% then i sell out and make daily gains

this process takes about 1 hour every day. so 1 hour of work i make about 200 dollars in a day


honestly. i probably could just post my stock i buy each morning on twitter. and you guys could just follow my twitter and copy my plays if you want

 

[Deleted member 1464]

jfl at this delusion

 

[xit]

 

[waifusavior]

you guys prob want proof. i will provde it in a week or so

ill take pics of my robinhood account and a little youtube video of it or something

ill delete this thread later. pointless without proof

 

[Ritalincel]

thx for help bro

 

[CopeAndRope]

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[Deleted member 685]

500 a month is nothing

 

[Deleted member 275]

in the last 2 months. i put that 2200 on the stock market (robinhood) and i got crazy and did some high risk options bets that worked, it is now 6000 dollars and im making about 500 dollars a month with my low-risk daily strategy

however. any neet here could get that money, and do my low risk strategy, and grow it to like 6k within a year. then be making 500 a month forever from it

500 a month from 6k is a return of 200%/year. That's about 15 times as good as the average stock market returns. You want me to believe this is 'low risk'?

100% sure you are going to get wiped out within the next 2 years. It's very easy but wrong to think that just because your strategy worked for 2 months that this works on the long term.

 

[CopingCel]

You forgot to post your referral link

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[Mr_Norwood]

You could be a "Sandwich Artist" at Subway

 

[wellthatsucks]

Wtf, this lendingclub gives loans just like that? What happens when you don't pay on time?

 

[IronMike]

500 buck is literally nothing.

 

[Deleted member 275]

I studentloan-maxxed while having little to no expenses and invested it all with heavy leverage into the stock market. Currently have almost 200.000 euros total in equities while having never worked a day in my life and being born in a poor family.

Ngl, if a recession comes I get wiped out completely due to leverage so that's a risk, but I find it acceptable. My gov is very lenient on student-loan repayment and even in this worse case scenario I still see high potential life quality.

But as long as a recession doesn't come I get should get an avg of 7% stock market gains = 14k net euro a year, tax-free. (student loans are interest free and practically so are the leverage loans. No taxes are paid on financial gains made with borrowed money in my country).

Currently only gained 11k euro in 2 years time though due to lackluster years for the stock market. Late 2018 bear-market got me into negative 30k territory, spiked my cortisol a lot back then, but got back on top.

Most recent investment is into nokia today (20k euro) after they dropped 25% yesterday. Over-reaction imo and it will rebound slightly on short-term and stay flat afterwards.

 

[verZYownZZun]

500 buck is literally nothing.

For 3rd worlcels like me it is 2 minimun wages

 

[Deleted member 2119]

The only way to win at the stock market is by knowing the right people to give you useful information others don't have.

You're not capable of this as an ugly male. You need to be Chad or Jew.

The best way for ugly males is autismbux, like I have. I get about $1200/month and don't have to do shit.

 

[Gosick]

lol at not having rich parents in 2019

 

[JustTrynaGrow]

The only way to win at the stock market is by knowing the right people to give you useful information others don't have.

You're not capable of this as an ugly male. You need to be Chad or Jew.

The best way for ugly males is autismbux, like I have. I get about $1200/month and don't have to do shit.

how do we autism max jfl