- Nov 21, 2018
- MEWING. I suppose everyone knows what it is. If you are not mewing 24/7 seriously what the fuck are you even doing here.
- CHEWING. Same as mewing.
- POSICLEMAXING. Just lol @ you if you don't eat at least 1 popsicle a day. It has been proven that it burns fat in the mouth and cheeks area, promoting the formation of dimples.
- MAKEUPMAXING. Are you telling me that you don't wear concealer and bronzer on a regular basis? Bro are you for real? Jfl if you don't wear makeup in 2018.
- WATERMAXING. 7 liters of Evian water a day or you are not living.
- LOWSODIUMMAXING. No more than 2 grains of salt per day.
- HAIRMAXING. If your hair are shorter than 4 inches on top srsly gtfo of here.
- EYEBROWSMAXING. Pathetic if you don't shape them once a week and trim them once every two weeks.
- MONEYMAXING. What? You expect to become millionaire by working at McDonald till you are 40? Get a fucking STEM degree in a top rated university and start making those sweet 150k$/year, from there on start investing.
- SURGERYMAXING. If you are above 25 and you haven't gone through at least 1 cosmetic surgery, srsly what are you doing?