My 500k surgery plan to ascend

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So yeah my half a million dollar surgery plan to ascend

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My procedure plan is as follows (in stages):

Stage One:
- Determine whether my jaws are optimally developed; if they are significantly away from that optimal range I will first look into major maxillofacial treatment (Le Fort 1, BSSO, SARPE etc.).

I am aware that my mandible is very slightly recessed in comparison to maxilla, but I will not act upon that (i.e. BSSO) unless my maxilla needs advancement too. I will get the ceph x-rays to determine this, but on upon a quick look at my profile view; does my maxilla appear recessed?


- Dental implant with alveolar jaw bone graft + orthodontics; tooth extraction has messed up my teeth at the back which I feel is partly to blame for the hollowed appearance in my left cheek. Additional benefits: bringing forward the mildly retrusive lower lip, general teeth straightening and slight widening of dental arch

Stage Two (if craniofacial structure is determined to be good):


- Genioplasty (as we discussed): primarily to balance out my nose, mollify the appearance of my reasonably long philtrum (optimise the upper lip: chin ratio), normalise my mild class ii profile and give me some more dimorphism with the chin widening


- Inferior orbital rim augmentation combined with lower eyelid retraction surgery: for inferior scleral show, hollows beneath the eyes (negative orbital vector)


- Lateral orbital rim augmentation + supraorbital rim augmentation: add some dimorphism to my brow area. Not sure whether 'supraorbital rim augmentation' differs from 'brow ridge augmentation'? If they are two different things, I will do both.


- Malar + zygomatic arch implants: To accomplish 4 things: higher cheekbones, more lateral projection, more forward projection and correction of asymmetry in cheekbone arch on both sides of the face


- Clearing up the submental area: only if genioplasty doesn't help this by stretching the tissue out and lowering the pogonion below the level of the hyoid bone (which I feel is behind the appearance of my submental area, cephs will obviously confirm this)

- LASIK

- Flat mole removal for one on nose

- Botox above eyebrows to: i) Lower them, ii) make them flatter (looking into permanent fixes here)

- Laser/dermatological treatment for hyperpigmentation around eyes

- Teeth whitening

- Correction of minor ptosis on my left eye

Stage Three:

- Rhinoplasty: to make nose slightly smaller (reduce dorsal hump, decrease tip projection, reduce nostril size) only if nose still looks too big from the profile after the genioplasty. In doing so hopefully correct some nasal asymmetry (columellar show discrepancy, slight deviation of nose)

- Philtrum length reduction: only if the philtrum still appears long after genioplasty. Very difficult area; still haven't decided between a very modest lip lift or slight lowering of the alar base (possible a combination of the two). May avoid this if no development in the plastic surgery field on this issue. Very important to me though, this is possibly the area that I would most urgently like to see fixed.

- Buccal fat pad reduction - if losing body fat doesn't work and the malar implants don't provide enough of a masculine S-curve

- Soft tissue augmentation around eyes (inner eye hollow, possibly create the 'hooded eye' look); only if bony augmentation doesn't create enough dimorphism in the area
- Scar removal surgery for large scar on neck

- Otoplasty - pinning back ears just slightly

- Correction of jaw asymmetry through implants; possible further augmentation if that is my desired aesthetic at the time (lowering ramus, widening mandible etc.)

- Forehead augmentation: if supra-orbital ridge augmentation creates too much frontal bossing

- Further orthodontic treatment if teeth not straight (maxillary cant has created vertical discrepancy in placement of teeth, which I doubt will be tackled by my orthodontics mentioned above)

- Deep mentolabial fold augmentation if genioplasty leaves it problematic
- Correction of lip asymmetry (seems like the only solution is fillers + botox, need to investigate further)

Stage Four:

- Minor touchups (filler etc.)
- Cosmetic orbital decompression (with Dr. Taban) if eyes still look slightly buggy - unlikely due to risks, unsatisfactory cosmetic results and likelihood of bony augmentation providing the optimal result
- Looking into temporal implants but not sure if they would benefit me
- Veneers for wider smile: if that is my desired aesthetic at the time
- Hair transplants when hair starts falling out
- Beard transplant - only if I unable to grow one at the time, and then only if it is my desired aesthetic at the time (which I very much doubt)
- Skull augmentation to mollify a huge 'alien-like' occipital bun at the back of my head. I am aware this is currently unachievable, but of course plastic surgery may develop to deal with this.
- Mouth widening (commisuroplasty): not realistic due to the scars at the current moment
 
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based men die on the surgery table, good shit my brother
 
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based men die on the surgery table, good shit my brother
Yes about my physique I will start testosterone and anabolic steroids like trenbolone acetate
 
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good plan but don't u think it will ruin you?
 
good plan but don't u think it will ruin you?
Bro I am on 1500mg test once a week atm and bro yeah my health is paying the price tomorrow i will make another 500k surgery plan to complete the plan to a million
 
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its fucking unbelievable the shit we have to go through to still end up not even looking half as good as chad... you could spend triple that and get everything done perfect and your best case, 5% CHANCE scenario would be ... chadlite



you cant buy your way to this:


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its fucking unbelievable the shit we have to go through to still end up not even looking half as good as chad... you could spend triple that and get everything done perfect and your best case, 5% CHANCE scenario would be ... chadlite



you cant buy your way to this:


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bro what the fuck is that
and tomorrow im making a second surgery plan which will again be 500k so i complete the surgery plan to 500k
 
Post prices for each. Also i dont believe u will do at least half of these
 
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Is this a copy of @bradpittshairline thread?
 
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Is this a copy of @bradpittshairline thread?
no i sent this surgery plan to him in private messages and he made it a thread, im making it a thread now
 
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That'll be $1000 in Bengal
 
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Cant believe how far some people will go just to look uncanny
 
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dude you better be hideously ugly/borderline deformed if you're serious with this
 
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dude you better be hideously ugly/borderline deformed if you're serious with this
this is not my surgery plan though. i dont need any of these.
 
if you need half a million to ascend it's just over
 
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if you need half a million to ascend it's just over
No these are just basic orthodontist appliances and eye sight surgery nothing facial
 
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So yeah my half a million dollar surgery plan to ascend

Rate my surgery list to become a human

My procedure plan is as follows (in stages):

Stage One:
- Determine whether my jaws are optimally developed; if they are significantly away from that optimal range I will first look into major maxillofacial treatment (Le Fort 1, BSSO, SARPE etc.).

I am aware that my mandible is very slightly recessed in comparison to maxilla, but I will not act upon that (i.e. BSSO) unless my maxilla needs advancement too. I will get the ceph x-rays to determine this, but on upon a quick look at my profile view; does my maxilla appear recessed?


- Dental implant with alveolar jaw bone graft + orthodontics; tooth extraction has messed up my teeth at the back which I feel is partly to blame for the hollowed appearance in my left cheek. Additional benefits: bringing forward the mildly retrusive lower lip, general teeth straightening and slight widening of dental arch

Stage Two (if craniofacial structure is determined to be good):


- Genioplasty (as we discussed): primarily to balance out my nose, mollify the appearance of my reasonably long philtrum (optimise the upper lip: chin ratio), normalise my mild class ii profile and give me some more dimorphism with the chin widening


- Inferior orbital rim augmentation combined with lower eyelid retraction surgery: for inferior scleral show, hollows beneath the eyes (negative orbital vector)


- Lateral orbital rim augmentation + supraorbital rim augmentation: add some dimorphism to my brow area. Not sure whether 'supraorbital rim augmentation' differs from 'brow ridge augmentation'? If they are two different things, I will do both.


- Malar + zygomatic arch implants: To accomplish 4 things: higher cheekbones, more lateral projection, more forward projection and correction of asymmetry in cheekbone arch on both sides of the face


- Clearing up the submental area: only if genioplasty doesn't help this by stretching the tissue out and lowering the pogonion below the level of the hyoid bone (which I feel is behind the appearance of my submental area, cephs will obviously confirm this)

- LASIK

- Flat mole removal for one on nose

- Botox above eyebrows to: i) Lower them, ii) make them flatter (looking into permanent fixes here)

- Laser/dermatological treatment for hyperpigmentation around eyes

- Teeth whitening

- Correction of minor ptosis on my left eye

Stage Three:

- Rhinoplasty: to make nose slightly smaller (reduce dorsal hump, decrease tip projection, reduce nostril size) only if nose still looks too big from the profile after the genioplasty. In doing so hopefully correct some nasal asymmetry (columellar show discrepancy, slight deviation of nose)

- Philtrum length reduction: only if the philtrum still appears long after genioplasty. Very difficult area; still haven't decided between a very modest lip lift or slight lowering of the alar base (possible a combination of the two). May avoid this if no development in the plastic surgery field on this issue. Very important to me though, this is possibly the area that I would most urgently like to see fixed.

- Buccal fat pad reduction - if losing body fat doesn't work and the malar implants don't provide enough of a masculine S-curve

- Soft tissue augmentation around eyes (inner eye hollow, possibly create the 'hooded eye' look); only if bony augmentation doesn't create enough dimorphism in the area
- Scar removal surgery for large scar on neck

- Otoplasty - pinning back ears just slightly

- Correction of jaw asymmetry through implants; possible further augmentation if that is my desired aesthetic at the time (lowering ramus, widening mandible etc.)

- Forehead augmentation: if supra-orbital ridge augmentation creates too much frontal bossing

- Further orthodontic treatment if teeth not straight (maxillary cant has created vertical discrepancy in placement of teeth, which I doubt will be tackled by my orthodontics mentioned above)

- Deep mentolabial fold augmentation if genioplasty leaves it problematic
- Correction of lip asymmetry (seems like the only solution is fillers + botox, need to investigate further)

Stage Four:

- Minor touchups (filler etc.)
- Cosmetic orbital decompression (with Dr. Taban) if eyes still look slightly buggy - unlikely due to risks, unsatisfactory cosmetic results and likelihood of bony augmentation providing the optimal result
- Looking into temporal implants but not sure if they would benefit me
- Veneers for wider smile: if that is my desired aesthetic at the time
- Hair transplants when hair starts falling out
- Beard transplant - only if I unable to grow one at the time, and then only if it is my desired aesthetic at the time (which I very much doubt)
- Skull augmentation to mollify a huge 'alien-like' occipital bun at the back of my head. I am aware this is currently unachievable, but of course plastic surgery may develop to deal with this.
- Mouth widening (commisuroplasty): not realistic due to the scars at the current moment
Respect ig. But don't get buccal fat removal bro. Its overrated af. Get lean first then see, but it keeps u lookin younger. Mofos get filler for those hollows.
 
and where to fuck do you get half a million dollars for 'unnecessary' surgeries? pull it out from under the bed?
 
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All of this to end up with a MTB JFL
 
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So yeah my half a million dollar surgery plan to ascend

Rate my surgery list to become a human

My procedure plan is as follows (in stages):

Stage One:
- Determine whether my jaws are optimally developed; if they are significantly away from that optimal range I will first look into major maxillofacial treatment (Le Fort 1, BSSO, SARPE etc.).

I am aware that my mandible is very slightly recessed in comparison to maxilla, but I will not act upon that (i.e. BSSO) unless my maxilla needs advancement too. I will get the ceph x-rays to determine this, but on upon a quick look at my profile view; does my maxilla appear recessed?


- Dental implant with alveolar jaw bone graft + orthodontics; tooth extraction has messed up my teeth at the back which I feel is partly to blame for the hollowed appearance in my left cheek. Additional benefits: bringing forward the mildly retrusive lower lip, general teeth straightening and slight widening of dental arch

Stage Two (if craniofacial structure is determined to be good):


- Genioplasty (as we discussed): primarily to balance out my nose, mollify the appearance of my reasonably long philtrum (optimise the upper lip: chin ratio), normalise my mild class ii profile and give me some more dimorphism with the chin widening


- Inferior orbital rim augmentation combined with lower eyelid retraction surgery: for inferior scleral show, hollows beneath the eyes (negative orbital vector)


- Lateral orbital rim augmentation + supraorbital rim augmentation: add some dimorphism to my brow area. Not sure whether 'supraorbital rim augmentation' differs from 'brow ridge augmentation'? If they are two different things, I will do both.


- Malar + zygomatic arch implants: To accomplish 4 things: higher cheekbones, more lateral projection, more forward projection and correction of asymmetry in cheekbone arch on both sides of the face


- Clearing up the submental area: only if genioplasty doesn't help this by stretching the tissue out and lowering the pogonion below the level of the hyoid bone (which I feel is behind the appearance of my submental area, cephs will obviously confirm this)

- LASIK

- Flat mole removal for one on nose

- Botox above eyebrows to: i) Lower them, ii) make them flatter (looking into permanent fixes here)

- Laser/dermatological treatment for hyperpigmentation around eyes

- Teeth whitening

- Correction of minor ptosis on my left eye

Stage Three:

- Rhinoplasty: to make nose slightly smaller (reduce dorsal hump, decrease tip projection, reduce nostril size) only if nose still looks too big from the profile after the genioplasty. In doing so hopefully correct some nasal asymmetry (columellar show discrepancy, slight deviation of nose)

- Philtrum length reduction: only if the philtrum still appears long after genioplasty. Very difficult area; still haven't decided between a very modest lip lift or slight lowering of the alar base (possible a combination of the two). May avoid this if no development in the plastic surgery field on this issue. Very important to me though, this is possibly the area that I would most urgently like to see fixed.

- Buccal fat pad reduction - if losing body fat doesn't work and the malar implants don't provide enough of a masculine S-curve

- Soft tissue augmentation around eyes (inner eye hollow, possibly create the 'hooded eye' look); only if bony augmentation doesn't create enough dimorphism in the area
- Scar removal surgery for large scar on neck

- Otoplasty - pinning back ears just slightly

- Correction of jaw asymmetry through implants; possible further augmentation if that is my desired aesthetic at the time (lowering ramus, widening mandible etc.)

- Forehead augmentation: if supra-orbital ridge augmentation creates too much frontal bossing

- Further orthodontic treatment if teeth not straight (maxillary cant has created vertical discrepancy in placement of teeth, which I doubt will be tackled by my orthodontics mentioned above)

- Deep mentolabial fold augmentation if genioplasty leaves it problematic
- Correction of lip asymmetry (seems like the only solution is fillers + botox, need to investigate further)

Stage Four:

- Minor touchups (filler etc.)
- Cosmetic orbital decompression (with Dr. Taban) if eyes still look slightly buggy - unlikely due to risks, unsatisfactory cosmetic results and likelihood of bony augmentation providing the optimal result
- Looking into temporal implants but not sure if they would benefit me
- Veneers for wider smile: if that is my desired aesthetic at the time
- Hair transplants when hair starts falling out
- Beard transplant - only if I unable to grow one at the time, and then only if it is my desired aesthetic at the time (which I very much doubt)
- Skull augmentation to mollify a huge 'alien-like' occipital bun at the back of my head. I am aware this is currently unachievable, but of course plastic surgery may develop to deal with this.
- Mouth widening (commisuroplasty): not realistic due to the scars at the current moment
No surgeries for curry
 
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Nah, %0 curry blood in DNA.
I’m just joking but I could in al seriousness create an ascension plan for u that’s actaully good like 500k is insane
 
I’m just joking but I could in al seriousness create an ascension plan for u that’s actaully good like 500k is insane
This is not my ascension plan if i had 500k no way im spending on surgeries
 
nigga wtf .....
 
So yeah my half a million dollar surgery plan to ascend

Rate my surgery list to become a human

My procedure plan is as follows (in stages):

Stage One:
- Determine whether my jaws are optimally developed; if they are significantly away from that optimal range I will first look into major maxillofacial treatment (Le Fort 1, BSSO, SARPE etc.).

I am aware that my mandible is very slightly recessed in comparison to maxilla, but I will not act upon that (i.e. BSSO) unless my maxilla needs advancement too. I will get the ceph x-rays to determine this, but on upon a quick look at my profile view; does my maxilla appear recessed?


- Dental implant with alveolar jaw bone graft + orthodontics; tooth extraction has messed up my teeth at the back which I feel is partly to blame for the hollowed appearance in my left cheek. Additional benefits: bringing forward the mildly retrusive lower lip, general teeth straightening and slight widening of dental arch

Stage Two (if craniofacial structure is determined to be good):


- Genioplasty (as we discussed): primarily to balance out my nose, mollify the appearance of my reasonably long philtrum (optimise the upper lip: chin ratio), normalise my mild class ii profile and give me some more dimorphism with the chin widening


- Inferior orbital rim augmentation combined with lower eyelid retraction surgery: for inferior scleral show, hollows beneath the eyes (negative orbital vector)


- Lateral orbital rim augmentation + supraorbital rim augmentation: add some dimorphism to my brow area. Not sure whether 'supraorbital rim augmentation' differs from 'brow ridge augmentation'? If they are two different things, I will do both.


- Malar + zygomatic arch implants: To accomplish 4 things: higher cheekbones, more lateral projection, more forward projection and correction of asymmetry in cheekbone arch on both sides of the face


- Clearing up the submental area: only if genioplasty doesn't help this by stretching the tissue out and lowering the pogonion below the level of the hyoid bone (which I feel is behind the appearance of my submental area, cephs will obviously confirm this)

- LASIK

- Flat mole removal for one on nose

- Botox above eyebrows to: i) Lower them, ii) make them flatter (looking into permanent fixes here)

- Laser/dermatological treatment for hyperpigmentation around eyes

- Teeth whitening

- Correction of minor ptosis on my left eye

Stage Three:

- Rhinoplasty: to make nose slightly smaller (reduce dorsal hump, decrease tip projection, reduce nostril size) only if nose still looks too big from the profile after the genioplasty. In doing so hopefully correct some nasal asymmetry (columellar show discrepancy, slight deviation of nose)

- Philtrum length reduction: only if the philtrum still appears long after genioplasty. Very difficult area; still haven't decided between a very modest lip lift or slight lowering of the alar base (possible a combination of the two). May avoid this if no development in the plastic surgery field on this issue. Very important to me though, this is possibly the area that I would most urgently like to see fixed.

- Buccal fat pad reduction - if losing body fat doesn't work and the malar implants don't provide enough of a masculine S-curve

- Soft tissue augmentation around eyes (inner eye hollow, possibly create the 'hooded eye' look); only if bony augmentation doesn't create enough dimorphism in the area
- Scar removal surgery for large scar on neck

- Otoplasty - pinning back ears just slightly

- Correction of jaw asymmetry through implants; possible further augmentation if that is my desired aesthetic at the time (lowering ramus, widening mandible etc.)

- Forehead augmentation: if supra-orbital ridge augmentation creates too much frontal bossing

- Further orthodontic treatment if teeth not straight (maxillary cant has created vertical discrepancy in placement of teeth, which I doubt will be tackled by my orthodontics mentioned above)

- Deep mentolabial fold augmentation if genioplasty leaves it problematic
- Correction of lip asymmetry (seems like the only solution is fillers + botox, need to investigate further)

Stage Four:

- Minor touchups (filler etc.)
- Cosmetic orbital decompression (with Dr. Taban) if eyes still look slightly buggy - unlikely due to risks, unsatisfactory cosmetic results and likelihood of bony augmentation providing the optimal result
- Looking into temporal implants but not sure if they would benefit me
- Veneers for wider smile: if that is my desired aesthetic at the time
- Hair transplants when hair starts falling out
- Beard transplant - only if I unable to grow one at the time, and then only if it is my desired aesthetic at the time (which I very much doubt)
- Skull augmentation to mollify a huge 'alien-like' occipital bun at the back of my head. I am aware this is currently unachievable, but of course plastic surgery may develop to deal with this.
- Mouth widening (commisuroplasty): not realistic due to the scars at the current moment
Best I could do is a couple of Q-tips and 3 pull ups as my looksmaxxing journey
 
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So yeah my half a million dollar surgery plan to ascend

Rate my surgery list to become a human

My procedure plan is as follows (in stages):

Stage One:
- Determine whether my jaws are optimally developed; if they are significantly away from that optimal range I will first look into major maxillofacial treatment (Le Fort 1, BSSO, SARPE etc.).

I am aware that my mandible is very slightly recessed in comparison to maxilla, but I will not act upon that (i.e. BSSO) unless my maxilla needs advancement too. I will get the ceph x-rays to determine this, but on upon a quick look at my profile view; does my maxilla appear recessed?


- Dental implant with alveolar jaw bone graft + orthodontics; tooth extraction has messed up my teeth at the back which I feel is partly to blame for the hollowed appearance in my left cheek. Additional benefits: bringing forward the mildly retrusive lower lip, general teeth straightening and slight widening of dental arch

Stage Two (if craniofacial structure is determined to be good):


- Genioplasty (as we discussed): primarily to balance out my nose, mollify the appearance of my reasonably long philtrum (optimise the upper lip: chin ratio), normalise my mild class ii profile and give me some more dimorphism with the chin widening


- Inferior orbital rim augmentation combined with lower eyelid retraction surgery: for inferior scleral show, hollows beneath the eyes (negative orbital vector)


- Lateral orbital rim augmentation + supraorbital rim augmentation: add some dimorphism to my brow area. Not sure whether 'supraorbital rim augmentation' differs from 'brow ridge augmentation'? If they are two different things, I will do both.


- Malar + zygomatic arch implants: To accomplish 4 things: higher cheekbones, more lateral projection, more forward projection and correction of asymmetry in cheekbone arch on both sides of the face


- Clearing up the submental area: only if genioplasty doesn't help this by stretching the tissue out and lowering the pogonion below the level of the hyoid bone (which I feel is behind the appearance of my submental area, cephs will obviously confirm this)

- LASIK

- Flat mole removal for one on nose

- Botox above eyebrows to: i) Lower them, ii) make them flatter (looking into permanent fixes here)

- Laser/dermatological treatment for hyperpigmentation around eyes

- Teeth whitening

- Correction of minor ptosis on my left eye

Stage Three:

- Rhinoplasty: to make nose slightly smaller (reduce dorsal hump, decrease tip projection, reduce nostril size) only if nose still looks too big from the profile after the genioplasty. In doing so hopefully correct some nasal asymmetry (columellar show discrepancy, slight deviation of nose)

- Philtrum length reduction: only if the philtrum still appears long after genioplasty. Very difficult area; still haven't decided between a very modest lip lift or slight lowering of the alar base (possible a combination of the two). May avoid this if no development in the plastic surgery field on this issue. Very important to me though, this is possibly the area that I would most urgently like to see fixed.

- Buccal fat pad reduction - if losing body fat doesn't work and the malar implants don't provide enough of a masculine S-curve

- Soft tissue augmentation around eyes (inner eye hollow, possibly create the 'hooded eye' look); only if bony augmentation doesn't create enough dimorphism in the area
- Scar removal surgery for large scar on neck

- Otoplasty - pinning back ears just slightly

- Correction of jaw asymmetry through implants; possible further augmentation if that is my desired aesthetic at the time (lowering ramus, widening mandible etc.)

- Forehead augmentation: if supra-orbital ridge augmentation creates too much frontal bossing

- Further orthodontic treatment if teeth not straight (maxillary cant has created vertical discrepancy in placement of teeth, which I doubt will be tackled by my orthodontics mentioned above)

- Deep mentolabial fold augmentation if genioplasty leaves it problematic
- Correction of lip asymmetry (seems like the only solution is fillers + botox, need to investigate further)

Stage Four:

- Minor touchups (filler etc.)
- Cosmetic orbital decompression (with Dr. Taban) if eyes still look slightly buggy - unlikely due to risks, unsatisfactory cosmetic results and likelihood of bony augmentation providing the optimal result
- Looking into temporal implants but not sure if they would benefit me
- Veneers for wider smile: if that is my desired aesthetic at the time
- Hair transplants when hair starts falling out
- Beard transplant - only if I unable to grow one at the time, and then only if it is my desired aesthetic at the time (which I very much doubt)
- Skull augmentation to mollify a huge 'alien-like' occipital bun at the back of my head. I am aware this is currently unachievable, but of course plastic surgery may develop to deal with this.
- Mouth widening (commisuroplasty): not realistic due to the scars at the current moment
Doing literally all of this when you could just use subliminals jfl
 
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whatever it takes to ascend
 
So yeah my half a million dollar surgery plan to ascend

Rate my surgery list to become a human

My procedure plan is as follows (in stages):

Stage One:
- Determine whether my jaws are optimally developed; if they are significantly away from that optimal range I will first look into major maxillofacial treatment (Le Fort 1, BSSO, SARPE etc.).

I am aware that my mandible is very slightly recessed in comparison to maxilla, but I will not act upon that (i.e. BSSO) unless my maxilla needs advancement too. I will get the ceph x-rays to determine this, but on upon a quick look at my profile view; does my maxilla appear recessed?


- Dental implant with alveolar jaw bone graft + orthodontics; tooth extraction has messed up my teeth at the back which I feel is partly to blame for the hollowed appearance in my left cheek. Additional benefits: bringing forward the mildly retrusive lower lip, general teeth straightening and slight widening of dental arch

Stage Two (if craniofacial structure is determined to be good):


- Genioplasty (as we discussed): primarily to balance out my nose, mollify the appearance of my reasonably long philtrum (optimise the upper lip: chin ratio), normalise my mild class ii profile and give me some more dimorphism with the chin widening


- Inferior orbital rim augmentation combined with lower eyelid retraction surgery: for inferior scleral show, hollows beneath the eyes (negative orbital vector)


- Lateral orbital rim augmentation + supraorbital rim augmentation: add some dimorphism to my brow area. Not sure whether 'supraorbital rim augmentation' differs from 'brow ridge augmentation'? If they are two different things, I will do both.


- Malar + zygomatic arch implants: To accomplish 4 things: higher cheekbones, more lateral projection, more forward projection and correction of asymmetry in cheekbone arch on both sides of the face


- Clearing up the submental area: only if genioplasty doesn't help this by stretching the tissue out and lowering the pogonion below the level of the hyoid bone (which I feel is behind the appearance of my submental area, cephs will obviously confirm this)

- LASIK

- Flat mole removal for one on nose

- Botox above eyebrows to: i) Lower them, ii) make them flatter (looking into permanent fixes here)

- Laser/dermatological treatment for hyperpigmentation around eyes

- Teeth whitening

- Correction of minor ptosis on my left eye

Stage Three:

- Rhinoplasty: to make nose slightly smaller (reduce dorsal hump, decrease tip projection, reduce nostril size) only if nose still looks too big from the profile after the genioplasty. In doing so hopefully correct some nasal asymmetry (columellar show discrepancy, slight deviation of nose)

- Philtrum length reduction: only if the philtrum still appears long after genioplasty. Very difficult area; still haven't decided between a very modest lip lift or slight lowering of the alar base (possible a combination of the two). May avoid this if no development in the plastic surgery field on this issue. Very important to me though, this is possibly the area that I would most urgently like to see fixed.

- Buccal fat pad reduction - if losing body fat doesn't work and the malar implants don't provide enough of a masculine S-curve

- Soft tissue augmentation around eyes (inner eye hollow, possibly create the 'hooded eye' look); only if bony augmentation doesn't create enough dimorphism in the area
- Scar removal surgery for large scar on neck

- Otoplasty - pinning back ears just slightly

- Correction of jaw asymmetry through implants; possible further augmentation if that is my desired aesthetic at the time (lowering ramus, widening mandible etc.)

- Forehead augmentation: if supra-orbital ridge augmentation creates too much frontal bossing

- Further orthodontic treatment if teeth not straight (maxillary cant has created vertical discrepancy in placement of teeth, which I doubt will be tackled by my orthodontics mentioned above)

- Deep mentolabial fold augmentation if genioplasty leaves it problematic
- Correction of lip asymmetry (seems like the only solution is fillers + botox, need to investigate further)

Stage Four:

- Minor touchups (filler etc.)
- Cosmetic orbital decompression (with Dr. Taban) if eyes still look slightly buggy - unlikely due to risks, unsatisfactory cosmetic results and likelihood of bony augmentation providing the optimal result
- Looking into temporal implants but not sure if they would benefit me
- Veneers for wider smile: if that is my desired aesthetic at the time
- Hair transplants when hair starts falling out
- Beard transplant - only if I unable to grow one at the time, and then only if it is my desired aesthetic at the time (which I very much doubt)
- Skull augmentation to mollify a huge 'alien-like' occipital bun at the back of my head. I am aware this is currently unachievable, but of course plastic surgery may develop to deal with this.
- Mouth widening (commisuroplasty): not realistic due to the scars at the current moment
Gonna end up botched if you dont have good surgeons
 
I know it's a copypasta and we all laugh at it, it's schizo-levels bdd etc., but I wonder how much an average-looking guy could ascend if he were to actually execute this plan with the best surgeons, research, pre-surgery morphs and planning and all that.
 
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This nigga after getting implants from Eppley
Bef aft
 
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No surgeries for curry
i am still waiting and praying to allah that a pheno transplant drops soon

billions of curries will be saved
 
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It’s easy just bleach ur skin and get stroma
my skin is already light for a paki tho i dont need anymore lightening or else ill look weird
 
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So yeah my half a million dollar surgery plan to ascend

Rate my surgery list to become a human

My procedure plan is as follows (in stages):

Stage One:
- Determine whether my jaws are optimally developed; if they are significantly away from that optimal range I will first look into major maxillofacial treatment (Le Fort 1, BSSO, SARPE etc.).

I am aware that my mandible is very slightly recessed in comparison to maxilla, but I will not act upon that (i.e. BSSO) unless my maxilla needs advancement too. I will get the ceph x-rays to determine this, but on upon a quick look at my profile view; does my maxilla appear recessed?


- Dental implant with alveolar jaw bone graft + orthodontics; tooth extraction has messed up my teeth at the back which I feel is partly to blame for the hollowed appearance in my left cheek. Additional benefits: bringing forward the mildly retrusive lower lip, general teeth straightening and slight widening of dental arch

Stage Two (if craniofacial structure is determined to be good):


- Genioplasty (as we discussed): primarily to balance out my nose, mollify the appearance of my reasonably long philtrum (optimise the upper lip: chin ratio), normalise my mild class ii profile and give me some more dimorphism with the chin widening


- Inferior orbital rim augmentation combined with lower eyelid retraction surgery: for inferior scleral show, hollows beneath the eyes (negative orbital vector)


- Lateral orbital rim augmentation + supraorbital rim augmentation: add some dimorphism to my brow area. Not sure whether 'supraorbital rim augmentation' differs from 'brow ridge augmentation'? If they are two different things, I will do both.


- Malar + zygomatic arch implants: To accomplish 4 things: higher cheekbones, more lateral projection, more forward projection and correction of asymmetry in cheekbone arch on both sides of the face


- Clearing up the submental area: only if genioplasty doesn't help this by stretching the tissue out and lowering the pogonion below the level of the hyoid bone (which I feel is behind the appearance of my submental area, cephs will obviously confirm this)

- LASIK

- Flat mole removal for one on nose

- Botox above eyebrows to: i) Lower them, ii) make them flatter (looking into permanent fixes here)

- Laser/dermatological treatment for hyperpigmentation around eyes

- Teeth whitening

- Correction of minor ptosis on my left eye

Stage Three:

- Rhinoplasty: to make nose slightly smaller (reduce dorsal hump, decrease tip projection, reduce nostril size) only if nose still looks too big from the profile after the genioplasty. In doing so hopefully correct some nasal asymmetry (columellar show discrepancy, slight deviation of nose)

- Philtrum length reduction: only if the philtrum still appears long after genioplasty. Very difficult area; still haven't decided between a very modest lip lift or slight lowering of the alar base (possible a combination of the two). May avoid this if no development in the plastic surgery field on this issue. Very important to me though, this is possibly the area that I would most urgently like to see fixed.

- Buccal fat pad reduction - if losing body fat doesn't work and the malar implants don't provide enough of a masculine S-curve

- Soft tissue augmentation around eyes (inner eye hollow, possibly create the 'hooded eye' look); only if bony augmentation doesn't create enough dimorphism in the area
- Scar removal surgery for large scar on neck

- Otoplasty - pinning back ears just slightly

- Correction of jaw asymmetry through implants; possible further augmentation if that is my desired aesthetic at the time (lowering ramus, widening mandible etc.)

- Forehead augmentation: if supra-orbital ridge augmentation creates too much frontal bossing

- Further orthodontic treatment if teeth not straight (maxillary cant has created vertical discrepancy in placement of teeth, which I doubt will be tackled by my orthodontics mentioned above)

- Deep mentolabial fold augmentation if genioplasty leaves it problematic
- Correction of lip asymmetry (seems like the only solution is fillers + botox, need to investigate further)

Stage Four:

- Minor touchups (filler etc.)
- Cosmetic orbital decompression (with Dr. Taban) if eyes still look slightly buggy - unlikely due to risks, unsatisfactory cosmetic results and likelihood of bony augmentation providing the optimal result
- Looking into temporal implants but not sure if they would benefit me
- Veneers for wider smile: if that is my desired aesthetic at the time
- Hair transplants when hair starts falling out
- Beard transplant - only if I unable to grow one at the time, and then only if it is my desired aesthetic at the time (which I very much doubt)
- Skull augmentation to mollify a huge 'alien-like' occipital bun at the back of my head. I am aware this is currently unachievable, but of course plastic surgery may develop to deal with this.
- Mouth widening (commisuroplasty): not realistic due to the scars at the current moment
Do you have a mental diagnosis
 
$500,000

You are not that fucked up to need half a million fucking dollars to ascend
Buy a fucking rolls-royce with that money and get bitches with it
 
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