MY ASCENSION PLAN

[RODEBLUR]

I'm still a teenager. And i'm going into school in a week or so. I need to up my game. So while i can't be bothered to debloat and just wait for puberty to do it, i thought of something else.

Stylemaxxing

Gonna try to copy this guy's haircut.

Also try to dress more like every zoomer ever instead of like a cheap extra in a high school movie where the actors are all 25.

Will have new classmates this year and i'll also try to have a bit of a social circle this year like before. If all goes well i might be able to attend my first party. Thing is almost everyone at my school is high inhib. So they wouldn't have any. But here's hoping. Even if they don't i'll be the lowest inhib and best looking of the class so i might get some girl since this year will be one in a long time with girls in the class. We'll see what it'll be like

 

[goat2x]

WHERE THE FUCK IS LEFORT 4 AND GIGA MEGA LEG LENGHTENING?

 

[Deleted member 4430]

I'm still a teenager.......

Stopped reading there

 

[GigaMogger]

Mfw Rodeblur rolls in with his new haircut

 

[RODEBLUR]

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Yeah

 

[maxmendietta]

you are 25 years old. why are you still trying to groom teens

 

[RoundHouse]

good luck bro

 

[RODEBLUR]

WHERE THE FUCK IS LEFORT 4 AND GIGA MEGA LEG LENGHTENING?

This thread is not dedicated to you. That's why it's not included

 

[RODEBLUR]

you are 25 years old. why are you still trying to groom teens

Wtf are you on about groom teens lmao

 

[Xxxpazxxx]

Height?

 

[SadnessWYJ]

You forget Lefort 5

 

[SadnessWYJ]

Height?

He's 6'4
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Height?

He's 6'4

 

[RoundHouse]

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JFL dude

 

[RODEBLUR]

Height?

170cm

 

[Xxxpazxxx]

He's 6'4
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He's 6'4

Age?

 

[Xxxpazxxx]

170cm

How old are you?

 

[RODEBLUR]

You forget Lefort 5

You are much worse looking than i am

 

[RODEBLUR]

Age?

16

 

[RODEBLUR]

How old are you?

16

 

[Deleted member 5912]

hope you ascend brah

 

[GigaMogger]

BUMP

 

[000]

Height?

He’s 5’7” fr

 

[EdouardManlet]

 

[randomuser2407]

Trying to copy someone's haircut doesn't work, I have tried it for many years before developing my own kind of hairstyle. It doesn't work to copy someone else because your hair and your hairline are going to be different than the guy on the picture so you won't get nearly as good of a result and most of the time, you won't be able to copy what your barber or stylist did to make your hair stay in place. Also, copying someone's hair will not give you their face.

As for the style, sure it can be cool to dress well, but it still isn't going to make that much of a difference because women judge your looks based on your face and your body. So even if you take an average or below average looking guy and give him expensive clothes and a better haircut, his body and face are still going to stay the same.

The best looksmaxxing that you can make that isn't too risky or expensive is gymmaxxing (gaining 20 to 30 lbs of muscle and getting down to 10% body fat), the extra muscle will make you look very dominant and hot, while the low body fat is going to make your face slim down which could give you hollow cheeks like Astrosky (or Ezra Miller) depending on your genetics and will make you look hotter in the face also. After gymmaxxing, the second best thing you can do is skinmaxxing (getting rid of acne, acne scars, skin flakes, and going from pale to tanned if you're white).


Only after gymmaxxing and skinmaxxing, can you really start to focus on the other areas (through the use of surgeries) if you are still unsuccessful even after doing those two things. Right now, I am gymmaxxing at 22, but of course it's better to start at 16, because it takes a long time to see huge results, and around 3 years to get very close to your natty limit if you are doing everything 100% correctly.

 

[JihadChad]

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[Greecgawd]

Just a haircut!

 

[ThreadMatters]

he's 6'4
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[CommanderCope]

16

 

[RODEBLUR]

Trying to copy someone's haircut doesn't work, I have tried it for many years before developing my own kind of hairstyle. It doesn't work to copy someone else because your hair and your hairline are going to be different than the guy on the picture so you won't get nearly as good of a result and most of the time, you won't be able to copy what your barber or stylist did to make your hair stay in place. Also, copying someone's hair will not give you their face.

As for the style, sure it can be cool to dress well, but it still isn't going to make that much of a difference because women judge your looks based on your face and your body. So even if you take an average or below average looking guy and give him expensive clothes and a better haircut, his body and face are still going to stay the same.

The best looksmaxxing that you can make that isn't too risky or expensive is gymmaxxing (gaining 20 to 30 lbs of muscle and getting down to 10% body fat), the extra muscle will make you look very dominant and hot, while the low body fat is going to make your face slim down which could give you hollow cheeks like Astrosky (or Ezra Miller) depending on your genetics and will make you look hotter in the face also. After gymmaxxing, the second best thing you can do is skinmaxxing (getting rid of acne, acne scars, skin flakes, and going from pale to tanned if you're white).


Only after gymmaxxing and skinmaxxing, can you really start to focus on the other areas (through the use of surgeries) if you are still unsuccessful even after doing those two things. Right now, I am gymmaxxing at 22, but of course it's better to start at 16, because it takes a long time to see huge results, and around 3 years to get very close to your natty limit if you are doing everything 100% correctly.

He has the same hair texture and approximate colour as me. About same face too.