My brain tries so hard to sabotage me it’s impressive

[Iasacrko]

Bro I was talking to this girl and I ask her age and she’s like 19

Apperantly the best response my head came up with was to yell ONLY 19????!!!

Jfl now she thinks I suggested she looked way older she was mad asf

No way to get pussy if ur own brain is constantly cockblocking u

 

[Iasacrko]

I swear I always manage to come up with the worst responses ever to everything it’s like when I agreed with a girl that said her art was trash

her: oh my art is trash

Me: yeah

 

[bluntmullet]

the minds power over the body is truly remarkable