My experience larping as a 17yo on Yubo

[Salludon]

*Disclaimer: Not a brag thread. Just a response to this cope thread*

https://looksmax.org/threads/salludon-is-a-psl-meme.224079/#post-3831961

So i’ve been larping as a 17yo on Yubo for about a month and these are the results:

Out of those 4.5k matches about 450-500 girls messaged first. It says 269 unread messages bcos those were boring and i didn’t reply to them i replied to others

Some interesting conversations from today:

Spoiler

Btw out of all the matches i’ve only been called out once on my age by this girl.

 

[Deleted member 7224]

Pedomaxxing

 

[Deleted member 6723]

first

 

[Deleted member 8919]

 

[thickdickdaddy27]

"you'r kinda cute" nigga she said kinda, it's over

 

[Salludon]

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Knew this was coming lol

 

[Deleted member 6785]

most based thread i've ever read

 

[Deleted member 6723]

fuck I was reading it while picking my lips. When I saw the rape time pic I picked too much, now its bleeding jfl

 

[Salludon]

"you'r kinda cute" nigga she said kinda it's over

That’s why bitch didn’t get a reply

 

[JustAFewMM]

Unironically why am I alive

 

[Deleted member 6382]

Tongue goes on the roof of the mouth from now on

 

[Deleted member 7776]

ok

 

[Deleted member 1774]

 

[TUSSELEIF]

Did you swipe on most?

 

[BigBiceps]

Yubo is a friendship app. Any 16 or 17yo girl looking for serious action goes to tinder. Still, your tinder experiments are impressive.

 

[Deleted member 7125]

Very autistic convos

 

[Eduardo DOV]

nice
just punch filler around your eyes theory

 

[Ocelot]

I was breastfed till the age of 5

did you get this from @Hashtaggolu

 

[Deleted member 6723]

nice
just punch filler around your eyes theory

it's all "mewing" bro

 

[Eduardo DOV]

thats how much he does not care about this forums and lookism shit.

 

[Deleted member 7776]

Yubo is a friendship app. Any 16 or 17yo girl looking for serious action goes to tinder. Still, your tinder experiments are impressive.

 

[Taylorswift]

Yubo is a friendship app. Any 16 or 17yo girl looking for serious action goes to tinder. Still, your tinder experiments are impressive.

I was about to call him out for showing off the number of friends he had as well since even subhumans can get more than that but the messages indicate that he is indeed a Yubo slayer. I had foids offer me their virginity for real and wanted to meet up for sex when I was chadfishing.

 

[Chico Chicowski]

cringe af

 

[BigBiceps]

I was about to call him out for showing off the number of friends he had as well since even subhumans can get more than that but the messages indicate that he is indeed a Yubo slayer. I had foids offer me their virginity for real and wanted to meet up for sex when I was chadfishing.

Yeah, and I've agreed on friends with benefits with stacies on Badoo. Then when and where I asked when is good to meet, the conversation dried up. Bitches love playing around.

 

[Salludon]

Yubo is a friendship app. Any 16 or 17yo girl looking for serious action goes to tinder. Still, your tinder experiments are impressive.

True. Matches on yubo doesn’t mean anything. Most girls i see have “i swipe on everyone” on their bio.

 

[Ritalincell]

Bodycount of 1 jfl.

 

[Eduardo DOV]

for any giga retard who still thinks this larper crazy liar achieved this through mewing. Here is a simple desmontration that he did fillers.

Look at his upper eye. I think even you retards agree this is not possible to achieve through mewing scam, upper eye fat.
Ok.
If he did fillers to the upper eye, why would not he does it for everything else.

 

[Deleted member 4645]

 

[Eduardo DOV]

Salludon did fillers theorem.

 

[Madhate]

 

[Salludon]

for any giga retard who still thinks this larper crazy liar achieved this through mewing. Here is a simple desmontration that he did fillers.

Look at his upper eye. I think even you retards agree this is not possible to achieve through mewing scam, upper eye fat.
Ok.
If he did fillers to the upper eye, why would not he does it for everything else.

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Nigga you always pop out of nowhere and start talking about my mewing transformation. This isn’t even the topic of discussion here.

 

[maxxedfalloutdweller]

LOOKS ARE EVERYTHING !!!

 

[EckhartTollemaxx]

I legit thought yubo was like tinder but for getting friends, realized fast i was wrong JFL.

Imagine how good that would be.

 

[Eduardo DOV]

Nigga you always pop out of nowhere and start talking about my mewing transformation. This isn’t even the topic of discussion here.

fuck you liar.
you have to be exposed.
fuck these sand muslim retards are such liars for no reason. crazy people.

 

[ThreadMatters]

for any giga retard who still thinks this larper crazy liar achieved this through mewing. Here is a simple desmontration that he did fillers.

Look at his upper eye. I think even you retards agree this is not possible to achieve through mewing scam, upper eye fat.
Ok.
If he did fillers to the upper eye, why would not he does it for everything else.

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Also rhinoplasty

 

[Eduardo DOV]

how many people with no knowledge believed this guy ?? lol. he is the villain.

 

[Salludon]

 

[thickdickdaddy27]

for any giga retard who still thinks this larper crazy liar achieved this through mewing. Here is a simple desmontration that he did fillers.

Look at his upper eye. I think even you retards agree this is not possible to achieve through mewing scam, upper eye fat.
Ok.
If he did fillers to the upper eye, why would not he does it for everything else.

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He mastered the art of permasquinting, it's that simple

 

[Salludon]

fuck you liar.
you have to be exposed.
fuck these sand muslim retards are such liars for no reason. crazy people.

 

[Deleted member 4645]

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Just have good game bro.

 

[wasted]

He mastered the art of permasquinting, it's that simple

Lol I wish I looked half as good as him just by "squinting bro"

https://looksmax.org/threads/cmv-the-only-noteworthy-psl-transformation-is-salludons.222922/

 

[johncruz12345]

Thank you for the suicide fuel salludon.

 

[Deleted member 6723]

Thank you for the suicide fuel salludon.

true, my brother. We will never experience this.

 

[HeavenAdmιn]

i thought u lived in pakistan?? how come u match with so many american girls?

 

[Celexawer]

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AHAHAHAHAH absolute chad

 

[Deleted member 4430]

“he making this all up as goes along, dont you see that“

 

[Salludon]

i thought u lived in pakistan?? how come u match with so many american girls?

Yubo isn’t like Tinder, you see girls all around the world on that app.

 

[retard]

are u srs still a virgin jfl

 

[Deleted member 6217]

why u keep using the same pics dont you look like that in every angle?

 

[Deleted member 6723]

why u keep using the same pics dont you look like that in every angle?

i wonder why