My love letter to oneitis

hes a fucking idiot

he literally just spams discord servers and Instagram dms saying I'm a squint fraud because it hurts his feelings to know that his bug eyes won't ever be like mine even tho my last posted pic is of me turning my fucking head at random

check ur pm @Titbot
@toolateforme fuck u dude u just sabotaged the whole harmony of this thread and now no one is responding

never come back here again if you want to comment on something not related to the thread u egoistical jealous maniac
:lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:
in which sentence that im insulting your looks?
i just said you are squinting hard like aspie,it doesnt mean you are ugly its just not normal act that normal people would do
in this context it doesnt mean if you are david gandy or jordan barrett it applies same, you take exact same photos over and over again and its just really abnormal act
 
I added the "cherub's lyre", "your magnanimous nature", "bundle of roses on a grassy knoll" and "moral scrupulousness" part and some others. JFL at getting autistic virgins to help you write your love letter. It was pretty fun though.
 
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I added the "cherub's lyre", "your magnanimous nature", "bundle of roses on a grassy knoll" and "moral scrupulousness" part and some others. JFL at getting autistic virgins to help you write your love letter. It was pretty fun though.
@JuicyAnimeTitties is the niggaa

he legit made it from 4th grade handwriting to college level with his revisions

love the guy no homo
 
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@JuicyAnimeTitties is the niggaa

he legit made it from 4th grande handwriting to college level with his revisions

love the guy no homo
Being literate = incel trait. It was a good letter even before I changed a few things, boyo.
 
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It took you four hours for this????
 
I've never loved a girl before in my entire life until I met her. Everything about her is perfect :love:, I can't stop thinking about her. All I do in class is stare at her and I've even subconsciously wrote on random homework assignments and tests about her and how much I love her. She is the literal embodiment of an angel and I cannot see myself with any other girl besides her. She is my ideal girl.

I spent like 4 hours writing this and plan on giving it to her soon through a friend that will keep me anonymous.
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What should I change about the letter? How do you think she will react? I can't wait πŸ₯° πŸ₯°πŸ₯°
@toolateforme @LordNorwood
The best love letter that you can send her: "Yo slut, you is smokin' hot babe, wanna bang?" And if you're a chad then there's no way she will decline it. And if you're not a chad, she will accuse you of rape. So give it a try.
 
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Livestream this.
 
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It took you four hours for this????
ye like 3 hours then @JuicyAnimeTitties edited it under 30 min then we talked about it other 30 min
Livestream this.
I've taken photos of her in class and recorded her in class I love her that much (dm me if u don't believe for proof)

its her fault for making me obsessed with her πŸ₯° she did this to me now I gotta write a letter and gift card back to return the favor
 
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You not thinking str8

If you are fully commited, I’d suggest maybe busting a nut and see if you would still do it. If yes β€”> inject T and if you still want to do it β€”> get the rope
 
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You not thinking str8

If you are fully commited, I’d suggest maybe busting a nut and see if you would still do it. If yes β€”> inject T and if you still want to do it β€”> get the rope
yes I'm thinking straight bro every minute of the day she's on my mind

a few times at midnight in the past few weeks when my parents went to sleep I pretended she was there by first printing a photo of her face and taping it onto my pillow. Then I made a bed with 2 full thick sheets to put over me. Then i put on my earphones and got out my phone and listened to the video recordings i had taken of her talking in class to imitate the effect that she is talking to me (so i can hear her voice). Then i pressed my lips against the pillow and just tried to kiss my pillow as if it was her and i put my hand in a position where it seemed as if someone else (her) would playing with my dick all while listening to her voice on my phone.

THIS is the best ive felt in terms of ever masturbating and a lot better than watching porn.

I get the mental benefits of pretending im making out and sleeping with my oneitis without bothering her by asking her out in person

until i get my surgery and consult finished i wont ask her out instead ill just write this letter and masturbate to the thought of her at night

@Imperative i really like her, not just her face but her as a person
 
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yes I'm thinking straight bro every minute of the day she's on my mind

a few times at midnight in the past few weeks when my parents went to sleep I pretended she was there by first printing a photo of her face and taping it onto my pillow. Then I made a bed with 2 full thick sheets to put over me. Then i put on my earphones and got out my phone and listened to the video recordings i had taken of her talking in class to imitate the effect that she is talking to me (so i can hear her voice). Then i pressed my lips against the pillow and just tried to kiss my pillow as if it was her and i put my hand in a position where it seemed as if someone else (her) would playing with my dick all while listening to her voice on my phone.

THIS is the best ive felt in terms of ever masturbating and a lot better than watching porn.

I get the mental benefits of pretending im making out and sleeping with my oneitis without bothering her by asking her out in person

until i get my surgery and consult finished i wont ask her out instead ill just write this letter and masturbate to the thought of her at night

@Imperative i really like her, not just her face but her as a person

Doesn’t that count as maladaptive daydreaming? Basically getting dopamine and moving like how you are in strong visions. You’re in way to deep son

I have maladaptive daydreams too but it’s me being a chad and walking down model runways and in the streets where everyone is mirin and I get good dopamine from it. Activated by listening to powerful music and from model vids where I imagine being that person jfl (mental illness)

But son, don’t send her gift cards or whatever that’s insanely cucked. Don’t do it for your dignity.
 
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@benisblatt check ur pm
 
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You've never even spoken to this girl,

What do you love about her?that's she's gl
 
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You've never even spoken to this girl,

What do you love about her?that's she's gl
no I haven't really talked to her
I love her
-brown braided hair
-cute feminine voice πŸ₯°
-big round red cheeks (facial cheeks)
-smile
-how she's smart
-way she dresses like a religious girl, she is not a slut unlike literally every other girl in my school that comes to class in yoga pants
 
 
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Inb4 she replies with nasw
 
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I'm 99% sure she will say something along the lines of "ew, no".
 
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This is just pathetic
1574562779992
 
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don't break my heart already bro πŸ˜“ πŸ˜“ πŸ˜“ :feelsrope: :feelsrope: :feelsrope:
There's still a chance she won't though. Just don't get your hopes up. Prepare yourself emotionally to be humiliated and spited by the woman you love.
 
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Don't
 
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This is a troll. 100%
 
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OP is larping confirmed
 
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This is a troll. 100%
OP is larping confirmed
I have photos and videos of her that I took inside of class I've gotten my friend to get another friend to get her locker number and I've written a bunch of drafts about her

if you guys don't believe me I can post these in DMs

I really, really love this girl, I want to spend the rest of my life with her, she is my oneitis
 
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This is what low smv men turn into. If you got girls approaching you constantly, you would see them as whores. Unfortunately males have no power and worship girls as gods since they want them so bad but that feeling is unreciprocated.
 
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β€œIf we were at Starbucks, I’d get you your favorite beverage”
 
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β€œIf we were at Starbucks, I’d get you your favorite beverage”
I just assume its because she's a girl and all girls like starbucks

I go there very often and its always either college dudes that want a drink or High school girls
 
I only add people back from my school and my acc is private jfl at a random incel online saying he follows me and knows what I look like without me even posting photos of myself on Insta :lul:

AND I don't even have any posts on my Insta keep coping bug-eyed subhuman :lul:

@Gudru this is like the 4th time u have came on one of my threads attacking my looks and mentioning my eye area even tho the thread wasn't even about me and even tho everyone else confirmed my eye area is good and isn't the reason why I'm here

you are just jealous I have a better eye area than you and I'm whiter, THATS IT

the chances of me ascending with this girl are high meanwhile ur likely a curry 5foot5 who is wondering if moving his lower eyelid with squinting will get rid of his dark circles and sub 30mm PFL :lul:

keep coping with your theory on incel squintfrauding bullshit

its all about BONES and GENETICS, not making a face u dumbfuck
Lol what? I'm literally whiter than you you're not even European meanwhile I'm dutch. 90% of your stories were you squinting trying to fraud hunter eyes. If you don't understand how aspie that is you're just proving my point

Btw I can already get girls, I'm fine
I only add people back from my school and my acc is private jfl at a random incel online saying he follows me and knows what I look like without me even posting photos of myself on Insta :lul:

AND I don't even have any posts on my Insta keep coping bug-eyed subhuman :lul:

@Gudru this is like the 4th time u have came on one of my threads attacking my looks and mentioning my eye area even tho the thread wasn't even about me and even tho everyone else confirmed my eye area is good and isn't the reason why I'm here

you are just jealous I have a better eye area than you and I'm whiter, THATS IT

the chances of me ascending with this girl are high meanwhile ur likely a curry 5foot5 who is wondering if moving his lower eyelid with squinting will get rid of his dark circles and sub 30mm PFL :lul:

keep coping with your theory on incel squintfrauding bullshit

its all about BONES and GENETICS, not making a face u dumbfuck
I was literally in the IG group
 
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Wait so OP is a shitskin ethnic pining after a white woman?
 
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says the guy with caved in as fuck orbitals high set eyebrows short thin bitch eyebrows short PFL and is balding at 19

don't even come at me with attacking my looks

if your looks changed with squinting then eye area surgery wouldn't exist

your just a jealous as fuck sleezeball thats a fake friend and you can't accept my eye area and my looks in general are better than yours so you use "Squinting" as a coping skill to defend your feelings

YOU LITERALLY made threads about me calling me a fraud meanwhile your here ugly as fuck and larping about fucking stacies

you know u are uglier than me and that your flaws aren't fixable thats why you always attack me

this is why I removed u on discord and why ill remove you on Insta now too

bye
Thanks for once again showing your severe autism.
 
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You are more pathetic than me buddy boyo peak estrogen tbh
 
Fucking lol at OPs cringe autism.

Do Not give her this letter. Ask her out in person.

Feel free to ignore me and nuke any present or future social credibility
 
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Lol what? I'm literally whiter than you you're not even European meanwhile I'm dutch. 90% of your stories were you squinting trying to fraud hunter eyes. If you don't understand how aspie that is you're just proving my point

Btw I can already get girls, I'm fine

I was literally in the IG group
ur just jealous I already sent my photos in dm and my eye area was rated highly by all and no one mentioned this "squntin" or whatever you call it to as a defense mechanism for u to try to decrepit my appearance

@Gudru stop filling my thread with your spam or ill let mods know
Wait so OP is a shitskin ethnic pining after a white woman?
she's brown haired and German, I'm black haired and middle eastern (Persian)

Im not asking her out because of her race, I live in a 82% white demographic area I wouldn't go around sending this letter to all other white girls since most act like whores and aren't even good-looking, same with ethnic girls, I would get rejected on spot because in my past I've notice they LITERALLY only go for white guys
Fucking lol at OPs cringe autism.

Do Not give her this letter. Ask her out in person.

Feel free to ignore me and nuke any present or future social credibility
whats the point of asking her out regularly?

I have nothing to offer (I'm ugly and I've never had a girlfriend because of it)

she will do the same to me, reject me

at least this way I can show her I really like her more than the average guy that would just pump and dump her and as a result she might warm up and give me a chance because she will know how much I like her
 
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ur just jealous I already sent my photos in dm and my eye area was rated highly by all and no one mentioned this "squntin" or whatever you call it to cope

@Gudru stop filling my thread with your spam or ill let mods know


she's brown haired and German, I'm black haired and middle eastern (Persian)

Im not asking her out because of her race, I live in a 82% white demographic area I wouldn't go around sending this letter to all other white girls since most act like whores and aren't even good-looking, same with ethnic girls, I would get rejected on spot because in my past I've notice they LITERALLY only go for white guys

whats the point of asking her out regularly?

I have nothing to offer (I'm ugly and I've never had a girlfriend because of it)

she will do the same to me, reject me

at least this way I can show her I really like her more than the average guy that would just pump and dump her and as a result she might warm up and give me a chance because she will know how much I like her
HAHAHA tell the mods right now faggot idc :feelskek: You're obviously squinting and come over mad autistic cause your entire story is filled with you squinting with your blue contacts
 
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HAHAHA tell the mods right now faggot idc :feelskek: You're obviously squinting and come over mad autistic cause your entire story is filled with you squinting with your blue contacts
not gonna reply to u and @toolateforme anymore, I don't do what you say just know u have lost a friend and I won't be in that group chat anymore

I really like this girl and you knowing that try to fill the thread about her with spam so I can't get advice from others

I would never do that to anyone else but each to their own
 
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not gonna reply to u and @toolateforme anymore, I don't do what you say just know u have lost a friend and I won't be in that group chat anymore

I really like this girl and you knowing that try to fill the thread about her with spam so I can't get advice from others

I would never do that to anyone else but each to their own
I was never your ''friend", nobody here except of @FatJattMofo and maybe some others I could consider friends but just lol @ considering random teenagers you were in an IG group with your ''friend"
 
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no one is spamming nigga, youre severely mentally fucked. i really am looking for how are you gonna be like after few months. probably livestream suicide tbh
@Lorsss @Sergeant @jefferson @Dude420

I don't really care these two think of my looks I just have an issue that they keep filling this thread with spam and now @toolateforme is threatening me to kill myself

please tell them to talk about the thread topic and not harm my life, I find it disturbing
 
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nigga becomes submissive as fuck after finding out @Gudru being white prettyboy jfl

bro @Gudru mogs your eyes by 10 points, just give it up.
 
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@Short Ugly and Brown Do you even read what everyone is writing. Do you even understand you're the guy acting like a retard here. Everyone mogs you by at least 3 points PSL and you think you can get a PRIME JB WHITE GIRL????? BY WRITING A LOVE LETTER LOL
 
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@Short Ugly and Brown Do you even read what everyone is writing. Do you even understand you're the guy acting like a retard here. Everyone mogs you by at least 3 points PSL and you think you can get a PRIME JB WHITE GIRL????? BY WRITING A LOVE LETTER LOL
she's 18 and why do u keep bringing up that she's white is that important to you?

why are u guys attacking my looks don't you see my name has "ugly" in it

I'm self aware thats why I'm khhv
why are so many people replying with laughing emotes to the letter is it THAT bad?

I spent so much time with @JuicyAnimeTitties helping me and I really like her obviously I would be rejected by her so thats why I am doing a letter thats anonymous instead of an approach
 
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INSANELY dedicated larp otherwise if real please ropemaxx ASAP
 
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INSANELY dedicated larp otherwise if real please ropemaxx ASAP
its not a tarp I can send you the photos/videos I took of her in class I'm sorry I don't know why I'm so obsessed with her
 
@Short Ugly and Brown

In all seriousness, have you thought of buying a pheromone spray to put a drop or two on the letter? To give it a little extra kick, if you know what I'm saying.

Or if its too expensive, do NoFap for 3 days, and then sleep with the letter in your pocket or shirt, to give it some natural scent. tbh tbh
 
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its not a tarp I can send you the photos/videos I took of her in class I'm sorry I don't know why I'm so obsessed with her
I’m fine bro just take some time off this site and think about what you’re about to do. If she says no this will obviously take a toll on your mental health as it is already bad right now and might lead to suicide dead serious. Also have some pride bro, why are you going this low?
 
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