my teacher asked me what my favourite alcohol was

[Deleted member 5189]

He was tryna be down to earth n all dat

And he was talking about vaping and cigars n shi (never tried either)

Then he asks what my favourite alcohol is (as a genuine question)

Because NT ppl and boomers just assume that everyone is living a normal healthy life and has friends and social circles and goes to parties does drugs and experiences milestones like prom n girlfriends n getting drunk etc

But I've never been to a party and ive never drunk alcohol. I genuinely couldn't even name a single alcohol if I wanted to.

So I just said "I dunno" like a fucking retard

 

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

Tell him you homebrew mild hoppy IPAs with a barley/wheat mash orange peels added and you vape only cotton candy juuls

 

[Deleted member 12856]

Shouldv'e said you drink 0 alcohol

 

[Deleted member 6403]

tell him your an incel who spends his entire day on incel forums, that'll shut him up

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Shouldv'e said you drink 0 alcohol

But then I sound like a fucking loser. And other people would've heard.

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Tell him you homebrew mild hoppy IPAs with a barley/wheat mash orange peels added and you vape only cotton candy juuls

I dunno what any of what you said means

 

[Deleted member 2214]

"Shiieeet, idk teach how 'bout you gimmie some ideas nah?

 

[SkinjobCatastrophe]

I dunno what any of what you said means

Jfl its a bunch of vocabulary about beer making and shit, thats really big here in america. Its like the casual beer version of those fancy wine tasters who talk about all the specifics of making wine

 

[Acnno]

He was tryna be down to earth n all dat

And he was talking about vaping and cigars n shi (never tried either)

Then he asks what my favourite alcohol is (as a genuine question)

Because NT ppl and boomers just assume that everyone is living a normal healthy life and has friends and social circles and goes to parties does drugs and experiences milestones like prom n girlfriends n getting drunk etc

But I've never been to a party and ive never drunk alcohol. I genuinely couldn't even name a single alcohol if I wanted to.

So I just said "I dunno" like a fucking retard

 

[Deleted member 2403]

Another brutal blackpill time to pack it up

 

[GetShrekt]

Low inhib tbh, now everyone thinks ur dark triad because u were rude to him

 

[Deleted member 5189]

"Shiieeet, idk teach how 'bout you gimmie some ideas nah?

I'm not black

 

[Gonthar]

Sounds suspicious, how old are you, maybe he tried to get you drunk, then show you some porn & shit to take advantage of you, this is how these perverts operate...

 

[Deleted member 2214]

I'm not black

Get a DNA ancestry test before you make this claim.

 

[Deleted member 11053]

Why you didn't just said you don't drink alcohol?

 

[ToursOverBoyo2020]

You should've told him you're not a degenerate that drinks a poison that destroys your mind, body, and soul.

 

[Julian]

nigga we had thing at school and I just put the drink down teacher was like wtf u dont drink?? I hate alcohol jfl aint drinking that shit

 

[thisend]

Inhale pure ethanol or death.

 

[CopeTilliRope]

next time you make sure to tell him alcohol is haram

 

[texascel]

next time you make sure to tell him alcohol is haram

Sftu sand nigga

 

[Deleted member 9670]

just say cider or beer

 

[malta483]

Just say lager, weak as piss usually and very normie friendly.

 

[malta483]

just say cider or beer

Yard of ale

 

[Be_ConfidentBro]

Just smoke in class, worked for me

 

[Bewusst]

Absinthe for breakfast

 

[mogstar]

Should’ve said beer

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Should’ve said beer

XD

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Should’ve said beer

She's so fucking hot holy fuck Zayn is such a lucky manlet cunt