My uglymaxx journey

[fOreVER]

Everyone is trying to look their best to attain girls, status and wealth but I have come to terms that this life is temporary so might as well monkmaxx and keep mortal sins from me so here are my regiments/plans to look even uglier:

1# i plan on mouthbreathing 24/7 to cause more recessions thus more nct, flatter maxilla and overall ugliness
2# eating 2 large dominos pizzas and a gallon of milk to add more body weight
3# tanning in the saudi sun to burn my skin to make me darker
4# consult with a surgeon to cut off my chin to give more recession
5# inject dht to cause balding
6# surgically remove my cheekbones
7# keep hitting my nose hopefully to make it more crooked
8# grow out my neckbeard

If anyone has any more tips i will be more glad

 

[Tony]

jfl

 

[gymcel]

Just be yourself bro

 

[fOreVER]

Just be yourself bro

I should try to high inhibit maxx and be a valuable member of society. Girls hate that

 

[NoHabloIngles]

I should try to high inhibit maxx and be a valuable member of society. Girls hate that

Swallow some BBC

 

[fOreVER]

Swallow some BBC

That is gay and allah wont be happy but i guess i can get a castration to reduce my T levels. I actually look high T 965/1000

 

[Redrighthand]

good luck man