NEVER TARGET CHEST! How to Get Jacked to MOG IN PUBLIC (It’s Different Than Normal Bodybuilding)

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This Guide Is Aimed at Sub-5s

Only train shoulders, neck, arms, lats, and upper traps.

In order of importance (most important to least important):
  1. Shoulders
  2. Arms
  3. Neck
  4. Lats
  5. Upper Traps
Sample Split (recommended):
  1. Sunday — Shoulders + Forearms
  2. Monday — Triceps + Neck
  3. Tuesday — Shoulders + Lats
  4. Wednesday — Biceps + Neck
  5. Thursday — Shoulders + Forearms
  6. Friday — Biceps + Triceps
  7. Saturday — Lats + Upper Traps
LEG TRAINING IS WASTING TIME
 
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  1. Shoulders
  2. Arms
  3. Neck
  4. Lats
  5. Upper Traps

1. Delts​

2. Neck​

3. Forearms​

4. Traps​

5. Lats​

6. Chest etc.​


Sample Split (recommended):
  1. Sunday — Shoulders
  2. Monday — Triceps + Neck
  3. Tuesday — Shoulders
  4. Wednesday — Biceps + Neck
  5. Thursday — Shoulders
  6. Friday — Biceps + Triceps
  7. Saturday — Lats + Upper Traps

push pull legs or death​

LEG TRAINING IS WASTING TIME
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Not training legs will prove detriment to all the upper body muscles, as blood stimulates around the other muscles and aids them.

Also incredibly stupid and dumb to have a big frame, chest, arms etc and no back

Even dudes with beach bodies that focus emphasis more on chest and shoulders have at least reasonable backs
 
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1. Delts​

2. Neck​

3. Forearms​

4. Traps​

5. Lats​

6. Chest etc.​



push pull legs or death​


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thats it, @thecel has officially begun his descent into madness
 
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Not training legs will prove detriment to all the upper body muscles, as blood stimulates around the other muscles and aids them.

Also incredibly stupid and dumb to have a big frame, chest, arms etc and no back

Even dudes with beach bodies that focus emphasis more on chest and shoulders have at least reasonable backs

Doesn’t matter if you can’t see it. This thread is a gymcel guide for sub-5 males. They don’t walk around shirtless on beaches showing off their sexy bodies to women. Sub-5s can’t be hot. When it comes to gymceling, they should focus on getting a body that looks as big and as wide as possible with clothes on. It’s the key that they’re fully clothed. Ain’t worth it to train what ain’t visible. Don’t train abs. Put the majority of your training in the muscle groups that add to apparent frame width. It depends on where a man lives, but he’s probably also wearing pants most of the year. Why train legs if you got trousers on? Training legs, when you know you’ll just be going to work in a pair of slacks, is epically stupid.
 
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If you don't train legs you will see less growth of muscle, Leg training gives you extra T which makes it easier to build muscle
 
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Legs are also very important for flexibility if you don't work them out you will regret it later on in life when you are older and less flexible and your joints will hurt a lot
 
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If you don't train legs you will see less growth of muscle, Leg training gives you extra T which makes it easier to build muscle

Just inject.

Why spend a few hours per week working out aesthetically-insignificant muscles when you can get the same exact (or more) T boost with supplementation that takes only seconds to do?
 
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If you don't train legs you will see less growth of muscle, Leg training gives you extra T which makes it easier to build muscle

Biggest bullshit ive seen all time :feelskek: still gotta train them though​

 
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Just inject.

Why spend a few hours per week working out aesthetically-insignificant muscles when you can get the same exact T increase with supplementation that takes only seconds to do?
Why would you waste your money and you don't even know what's the side effects of injecting random t that your body is not used to, Why not go natural and regulate your T levels normally and don't be a fucking freak and always go for the easiest route, You are better off having a good diet with a lot of protein and doing workout overload on your legs then injecting t and only working out select muscle groups your body will also be off balance since most of your mass is centered on your shoulder's, chest and back
 
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Legs are also very important for flexibility if you don't work them out you will regret it later on in life when you are older and less flexible and your joints will hurt a lot

:feelskek: imagine caring about life at or past 30
 
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Biggest bullshit ive seen all time :feelskek: still gotta train them though​

Bro search it up if you don't believe me, Training your lower body makes your upper body bigger just by working out legs twice a week you can see major test growth which is important for growing muscle
 
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Bro search it up if you don't believe me, Training your lower body makes your upper body bigger just by working out legs twice a week you can see major test growth which is important for growing muscle

Ive searched it,its all bullshit mate, training them hinders upper body gains unironically, since your nutrients split up to more muscles to repair them etc, the t boost also is temporary​

 
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Not training legs will prove detriment to all the upper body muscles, as blood stimulates around the other muscles and aids them.

Also incredibly stupid and dumb to have a big frame, chest, arms etc and no back

Even dudes with beach bodies that focus emphasis more on chest and shoulders have at least reasonable backs
plus girls don't like guys with chicken legs but a massive muscular upper body it just lacks body harmony and makes people weirded out
 
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plus girls don't like guys with chicken legs but a massive muscular upper body it just lacks body harmony and makes people weirded out
Doesn’t matter if you can’t see it. This thread is a gymcel guide for sub-5 males. They don’t walk around shirtless on beaches showing off their sexy bodies to women. Sub-5s can’t be hot. When it comes to gymceling, they should focus on getting a body that looks as big and as wide as possible with clothes on. It’s the key that they’re fully clothed. Ain’t worth it to train what ain’t visible. Don’t train abs. Put the majority of your training in the muscle groups that add to apparent frame width. It depends on where a man lives, but he’s probably also wearing pants most of the year. Why train legs if you got trousers on? Training legs, when you know you’ll just be going to work in a pair of slacks, is epically stupid.

sub-5s won’t get in situations in which girls see their legs naked. The best that sub-5s can do is to prioritize looking more intimidating and dominant in public.
 
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sub-5s won’t get into situations such that girls see their legs naked. The best that sub-5s can do is to prioritize looking more intimidating and dominant in public.
You are a retard, Legs help you in fights and big strong legs are seen as intimidating you can push someone off of you easier and get up faster in a fight, In any situation having strong flexible legs beats having insane upper body strength when fighting doesn't even matter about how much muscle you put on only your height and weight class and how much you train, You can look threatening but when it comes down to a fight and that guy puts you on the ground you will have a hard time getting up with those weak legs
 
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according to many surveys and studies chest is the most desired muscle for woman

also the amount of girls that complimented my butt from heavy squats and leg press
 
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So you're saying David Laid would look better with stick legs ?:forcedsmile:

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So you're saying David Laid would look better with stick legs ?:forcedsmile:

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injecting random t that your body is not used to
most retarded shit ive seen, your body automatically knows what to do with the test kid

when you inject your levels are constant unlike being natty where they fluctuate, you can fuck up your sleep/diet/lifestyle and inject T and they wouldn't drop.

all these variables will affect retarded natty kids like you, gl having high test you schizophrenic
 
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most retarded shit ive seen, your body automatically knows what to do with the test kid

when you inject your levels are constant unlike being natty where they fluctuate, you can fuck up your sleep/diet/lifestyle and inject T and they wouldn't drop.

all these variables will affect retarded natty kids like you, gl having high test you schizophrenic
Imagine defending something you don't even have long term proof for, You literally have no way of knowing what your life will be like after injecting test but keep thinking that using test instead of being natural is better you fucking nigger
 
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most retarded shit ive seen, your body automatically knows what to do with the test kid

when you inject your levels are constant unlike being natty where they fluctuate, you can fuck up your sleep/diet/lifestyle and inject T and they wouldn't drop.

all these variables will affect retarded natty kids like you, gl having high test you schizophrenic
Exactly mate even fucking better when you inject in puberty + have high t levels and have them constantly like that
 
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Lmao good advice on what muscles are more important psl wise, but you should always do push pull legs. The more muscle mass you have, the easier it is to have low body fat. Being wide as fuck, having a yoked neck and forearms are the goals though
 
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Just stop making fitness threads. Everytime it's the lowest IQ, dumbest shit coming out of your mouth.

Skipping bodyparts, and then doubling the volume you do for your delts, traps, and lats isnt going to make you grow faster.

Theres a limit to how fast a bodypart can grow and once you give it just enough stimulus, doing more adds very little or even worse gets you less from overtraining. So you might as well equally hit everything especially if youre hitting the gym 7x week like your dumbass is. Why the fuck would you waste the time to drive to the gym just to hit triceps and neck
 
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So you're saying David Laid would look better with stick legs ?:forcedsmile:

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So you're saying David Laid would look better with stick legs ?:forcedsmile:

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no he wouldn’t look better but that point is irrelavant

you should train the muscles that’re the most worth the time

you look better with muscular legs but is it worth the time when you usually have pants on?
 
This Guide Is Aimed at Sub-5s

Only train shoulders, neck, arms, lats, and upper traps.

In order of importance (most important to least important):
  1. Shoulders
  2. Arms
  3. Neck
  4. Lats
  5. Upper Traps
Sample Split (recommended):
  1. Sunday — Shoulders + Forearms
  2. Monday — Triceps + Neck
  3. Tuesday — Shoulders + Lats
  4. Wednesday — Biceps + Neck
  5. Thursday — Shoulders + Forearms
  6. Friday — Biceps + Triceps
  7. Saturday — Lats + Upper Traps
LEG TRAINING IS WASTING TIME
Ur fucking 14 shutup kid

SHOULDERS
BACK
ARMS
CHEST
ABS
LEGS
 

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You need to train all muscles for symmetrical development.
 
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You have to Deadlift and by default are training legs.

If you're not doing deads you're wasting your time
 
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cope, only train small muscle groups and you will stay a 135lb twig foreva
 
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LEG TRAINING IS WASTING TIME
Replace arm day for gluteus day instead


Also you forgot abs, every fucking foid is obsessed about them

Edit: saw your second post reasoning why not to train abs, and fair enough you have a point however, I will personally keep training them because I want to avoid hernias, also you can post your abs on social media anyway
 
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most low iq thread ever made tbh
True expecially when anti aging treatments/medicine are becoming really popular, there is incentive from the point of an increasingly aging population and the goverment to inject money in this field, my dad works in this industry and let me tell you, we do indeed have a bright future ahead ;)
 
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I will personally keep training them because I want to avoid hernias,

wow. I didn’t know ab training can prevent hernias. Tell me more
 

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