OWNING A DOG IS SUCH AN EASY WAY TO GET LAID

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Every slayer has a dog, not cat or goldfish or some beta pet like that

U walk outside while squinting and cheeksucking with ur retriever or whatever, come by a cute whore walking her low T dog, they gravitate towards eachother, easy icebreaker, let them sniff, make small talk, say "maybe we can set up a playdate", and fuck her brains out while ur inferior animals dryhump

or post a selfie w ur pooch on snap and say "bored hmu" and when a sloot replies and says ur dog is cute, say she can comeover and play w him and get ur rod sucked

this is legit

make sure u mog ur dog tho dont be this cuck

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very legit thread, as expected from one of the top posters in this forum
 
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mogs me
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DON'T CALL YOURSELF A MOGGER IF YOU'RE NOT TAKING A PACK OF NORTHERN INUIT DOGS FOR WALKIES EVERY MORNING
 
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Boomer tier thread.
 
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the dog will cuck u the moment u leave him alone with ur gf
 
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Nothing worse than being mogged by ur dog
 
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Mirin the High IQ but. 👇This or rope
 

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